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You log onto CSGO and queue up. You match into 5 Penis Jimmies, who, judging by their vomit-inducing plays, all seem to be suffering from some kind of degenerative brain disease. One afks halfway through the match to iron all the remaining wrinkles from his brain, and upon returning, makes a baffling rush into palace as bomb carrier as his teammates full send B. Needless to say, he does not survive, and is kicked moments later
⠀⠀⠀⣠⠴⠋⣡⠴⠛⠉⠙⠶⣌⡳⡆⢰⣚⡴⠞⠉⡉⠓⠮⣌⠓⠦⡄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣠⠞⡁⠒⠉⠄⠂⢄⡡⣌⢠⠈⡙⢽⠷⠉⢁⡄⣡⡄⣁⠂⠌⠙⢂⠉⢷⣀⠀
⢰⠁⢂⠐⡈⠐⣈⡴⠋⠉⠈⠉⢳⡀⢸⡇⢨⠞⠉⠁⠈⠓⢬⡀⢁⠂⠌⡀⢉⠆
⢸⡈⢄⠂⠄⠡⣾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠾⠳⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡷⠀⠌⡐⢠⠃⠆
⢸⢌⠢⣁⠊⠄⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠿⠀⢒⠈⢆⡌⠃
⢸⡌⠲⢄⠣⡈⠌⢷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡞⠃⡈⢆⠩⢆⡜⡁
⢸⡜⡱⢊⠴⡁⢆⠠⢉⠳⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⢊⠡⠀⢆⠱⣈⠇⡎⡴⡁
⢸⡜⡳⣭⢖⣡⢎⣐⣂⣄⠂⡉⠱⢦⣀⣀⡶⠋⢁⠂⣄⣂⣍⢦⡱⣬⢞⡼⣱⠁
⢸⣼⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠈⠛⠳⢆⣄⡻⣞⢠⡴⠞⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣇⡃
⠄⠠⠂⠁⢂⠨⠡⡑⢀⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠑⠁⠂⠪⢈⢆⢧⡺⡜⡜⡌⡆⢆⠆⡆⣣⡣⡀
⡡⠨⠐⡐⡰⡑⡧⣫⡺⡱⡱⢘⠔⡑⢌⠎⣞⣵⠄
⠄⢂⠅⢬⡸⡮⣫⢧⠫⢊⠊⡂⠣⠊⢜⢪⢪⢺⣷
⠌⠄⢪⣺⢽⡹⣜⢔⠜⠔⠐⠄⢀⢈⠈⢔⢸⠱⠿⡀
⡮⢂⡳⡽⡵⡝⡎⡆⡊⠊⠄⢀⠄⠰⡽⡌⡇⠄⠄⣆
⢽⢈⢸⢹⡪⡯⡺⣪⠪⠌⡂⠄⢂⢽⣺⢪⢢⠂⢦⠌
⣽⢐⠘⢜⢎⠮⡫⢸⢘⠌⠄⠂⡢⡳⠭⢧⠣⡮⣪⡆
⠣⢂⡳⡑⠜⢈⠄⡳⠁⠄⡀⠡⢀⠐⢈⢘⡎⠅⡺⡇
⠈⡆⡅⠅⡃⠠⠄⢌⠂⠄⡈⠮⡢⢕⣐⣠⢳⠡⡻
⢊⢸⢱⠁⡂⢀⠄⠠⠁⠄⠈⠡⠒⠅⢕⣻⣦⢀⠅
⡤⡈⠂⢁⠐⠄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠈⠄⢈⠠⠠⢨⢆⢢⠁
⣞⣗⢧⡢⡀⡁⠄⢈⠂⠅⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⡁⠂⣝
⣗⢗⢇⢯⢺⢨⢢⠄⠂⠅⠅⢀⠄⠂⠄⠔⢱⢹
⣞⡝⣎⢧⢳⡹⡼⡸⡐⠠⠐⢀⠈⠄⠁⢄⠣⠁
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃