Paradigm

Paradigm

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Achievement Guide
By Crawling Chaos Grimnyarlathotep
Achievement guide for Paradigm with screenshots. Please don't steal.
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Dope




Just walk outside and listen to Doug droppin some phat beatbox beatsies.

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M




Listen to the fridge. Don't skip it either, or the achievement might not pop-up. Could be that you need to listen to it twice, at least that's when I got it.

Crowd Pleaser




Click on the dancing bro on the desktop to watch Paradigm bust out some sweet moves.

Kvlt Grooves




Go to the vending machine and type in the number of the beast (666) to get the trvest black metal tape ever.











High Fidelty




Find all the tapes.

First one is in the office, second is in the vending machine. Third can be found in the lobby, fourth is in the lab. Five is on the table in the church and the sixth and last one is found on the space station.



High Five




High five the arm in the elevator, until it gets annoyed, then keep going!

Dating Sim Achievements











Those are pretty fun. Just open your Megabro and go to the games section. Play through each of the characters dates to unlock them.

We Don't Go There




Click on the cursed flowers and walk into the mouse hole in the lobby.

Qualitfied IT Consultant




Listen to the fantastic advice of the IT Guy. Def gonna try the drilling holes into my hdd for extra cooling! You have to listen to a couple of them, just keep going until the achievement pops-up.

Notavirus.exe




Click on the hidden desktop icon on the right of the screen.

Succulent Space Odyseey




Click on the cactus while you are on the space station.


Down in the Dungeon & There's No Place Like Wall








While in the dungeon, click and USE the vine above the toilet. It'll bring you straight to Steve's lair of relaxation. Right next to it is the man in the wall.


Keeps Me Company




During the epic JRPG battle with the Messiah of Glam Metal choose the FIGHT and after that the DEFENSE option. Daki to the rescue!

Carpal Tunnel Revenue




Right before the final boss battle with Olof. Yeah. Just do it!
Koniec (End.)




Finish the game. Great success! (TL Note: koniec is polish for end, thanks google)


Welp, and that's it. Think that pretty much covers it. If you have any dope suggestions to make this guide better, let me know in the comments. The formating looks a bit wonky (esp. the pics). Haven't done any guides before, so input or help is greatly appreciated!
26 Comments
RookiePlayer05 15 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm 
Whoops finally got it, no worries mate.
RookiePlayer05 15 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm 
How can you get that tape in the vending machine?
Smith 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18pm 
Well, I'm down to 5,000 clicks ...
spiritworld 23 Dec, 2020 @ 11:02am 
Now that I look I see they are ALL missable :D but anyways, there are ones that have higher "missability"
spiritworld 23 Dec, 2020 @ 10:56am 
You should add notion if achievement is missable or easily missable. For example it support room locks you out after completing the puzzle.
Yeah I keep multiple saves but sometimes it just happens I overwrite save when not careful enough just to realize there is no backtracking.
5M0k1N 24 Jul, 2020 @ 11:31pm 
haha alright got it thanks :)
Crawling Chaos Grimnyarlathotep  [author] 24 Jul, 2020 @ 11:28pm 
@5M0k1N You just hover over it with your mouse then it shows up. Check the screenshot above to get an idea where it should be on the screen. :cinnamon2:
5M0k1N 24 Jul, 2020 @ 5:50pm 
hey do you make the hidden icon appear for the virus achiev?
franky 22 Feb, 2020 @ 5:02am 
Just use CheatEngine (or similar) and search for the value 10000, pretty easy and quick search as there'll be only one entry found. Reduce value to e.g. 1 and you only need to click the button once in-game.
Mr. Plinkett 27 Aug, 2019 @ 10:22pm 
put 666 in the vending machine for the tape