What be's UP my doggs in tha pound! You may be wondering what I've got
for you today. Hwell, nothing more than a full guide to getting all the
Broken Witch Hearts and Broken Moon Pearls in Bayonetta (and by extension
the locations of and how to complete all the Alfheims since they all give
you hearts and pearls). But you think I'ma settle for a simple text guide?
Hell no! In addition to this guide I'll provide you with videos of the
locations of each one as well as me beating every Alfheim. That's just how
I roll.

The Alfheims are basically like the secret missions in DMC. They're pretty
fun. They're a bit harder than the main game but not unreasonable.
With perseverance you can beat them all.

So what are Witch Hearts and Moon Pearls? Are you serious? Why are you even
here if you ain't know that much? Kidding, kidding, I know none of you are
actually saying this. But I'll say it just for kicks: 4 broken Witch Hearts
raise your maximum health and 2 broken moon pearls give you an extra magic
orb. With this guide you'll have maximum health and maximum magic. Sure,
you can beat the game with no health, but it's nice to look at the top of
the screen and see two full length bars right? Of course.

So yeah, I busted my ass to find all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not once but twice,
and make the videos on top of it so you ♥♥♥♥♥ better be appreciative for
once instead of giving me lip like last time. "Waaaah you use too many
bad words!" "Waaaaahhh I'm offended by words on the internet, I'm gonna
tell on you!" "Waaaaaaaahhh I read your guide and I don't even have any
reason but I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anyway" ♥♥♥♥ you. Go to JAIL.

But I'm not writing for those little ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm writing for you. The cool
guys. You know how it is. Just keepin' it real. So without further ado,
let's riggidy roll!

Aight, so the first pearl is hidden in a pretty sneaky way and you're
liable to miss it your first time through since you ain't know ♥♥♥♥ about
the game yet. Right at the start when you get off the train, jump up on
top of it. You'll see that there's a second floor up high. If you double
jump and then wall jump on the rail you can get up there. Next, what you
have to do here is break all the benches around here. Once you break the
last one, the train will leave, and you'll spot the first broken moon pearl
on the tracks. Yeah I know, p. sneaky huh? Well guess what. You ain't seen
nuthin' yet, fool.

After verse 3, when you get past the water with witch time and activate
the elevator, don't use it! It's one of those trap elevators that only go
one way, so once you go up you can't go back down. Anyway, backtrack all
the way back to where you found the key just a couple minutes ago. You'll
find the first Alfheim here. Get inside, and let's do this!

For this one you're supposed to kill all enemies within the time limit
but you can only damage them during witch time. You can get hit up to 5
times on normal. I've done it on hard and I could swear they only let you
get hit like 3 times. Oh well. Anyway like I said it's nothing special.
Hell, if anything the hardest part is that the enemies are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and
barely attack you so there are less chances to dodge. Not to mention the
fact that you have nothing at this point, not even the air dodge. I love
that thing. I need it! But we gotta make do. Just get close to an enemy
and wait for him to attack you, then dodge to activate witch time. While
in witch time I recommend going for the bread and butter triangle, circle,
triangle wicked weave attack. That kills things pretty fast. You can pull
off two of them if you do it fast before witch time wears off. I also
recommend using your torture combos on the big guys since they're harder
to kill. But other than that, this Alfheim is pretty cake. You shouldn't
even get hit at all. I did because I suck balls. But anyway. Just beat it
and you'll get your second broken moon pearl.

After you go up the elevator and talk to Rodin (did I mention I love that
guy? Raght awn baby, raght awn), look up above. You'll see a balcony.
Stand on one of the spots where a potted plant used to be before you
broke it, and then double jump + wall jump to reach the balcony and the
witch heart on it. If I'm not mistaken that's the first one! Let's move on.

After getting that last heart, go out into the courtyard. This next witch
heart piece is in that chest in plain sight to the right. If you missed
this one the only explanation I can come up with is that you were severely
tanked. Yeah, yeah, I know it's supposed to be a TOMB or some ♥♥♥♥. It's
a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chest to me.

After raping Beloved and going into the next little room where you fight
two little guys (verse 6), don't advance. Look up and you'll see two
ledges. Get up on the left one to find the third witch heart piece. I'm
pretty sure that's the last one in this chapter.

After showing flashback Jeanne how we do it in Cali (Jesus, was she always
this easy in normal?), you'll unlock the witch walk skill. Walk up the
wall. Go straight up and then look to the left. You'll see a statue there.
Break it to reveal the fourth heart piece. Yeah, I know what you're
saying. Who could be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enough to hide one in such an inconspicuous
place? I agree. But you ain't seen the half of it. This one's pretty tame
compared to some later ones. Moving on.

When you get to the first big plaza, look to the right. You'll find a chest
with an Angel Attack bullet. Near that chest there's a roofed section with
one of Antonio's notebooks and two benches. The fifth heart is there.
Stuck to the ceiling. Yeah, that's right. Not too difficult to see.

After the part where the train crashes and some Enchants jump you, go back
to where said train came from. The gate will be destroyed and you'll find
the next Alfheim here.

Hokay. This second one isn't too tough either. Though you still have to be
a little careful because you don't have any weapons other than Scarborough
Fair at this point. But it's no big deal. The game challenges you to beat
a Beloved while only using a maximum of 7 punches and 6 kicks. The trick
to doing this, of course, is to maximize the damage of each punch and kick.
What you want to do is hold the button down to shoot your guns as much
as possible with each attack. I recommend doing the triangle, triangle,
circle, circle, circle combo since that one has two wicked weaves which
also deal nice damage. Stand in front of the enemy and wait for him to
swing his axe at you. This is hugely telegraphed so you should have no
problem activating witch time. Once you do, start your combo. Then it's
just a matter of repeating that until he's dead. As long as you do the
combos correctly and drag out each attack by holding down the button,
you'll kill him within the required number of hits.

For that you win the next pearl piece. That was pretty easy!
The next Alfheim so soon? Workin' me to the bone. But no need to pity me.
I was bored anyways. From the site of the flaming train, start walking to
the next open plaza but don't go in. You'll be beneath an arch. Or maybe
it's some kind of bridge. Whatever. Either way, get up there with double
jump + wall jump. The next Alfheim is here. Let's go in.

I won't lie. This one's pretty easy street. You basically have no handicaps
here, you just have to defeat all the enemies before time expires. The
time limit isn't even that strict. Just use whatever moves you feel like.
The triangle, circle, triangle wicked weave attack is fast and strong.
The triangle, triangle, triangle, circle, circle, circle is also strong
and can knock several enemies off their feet so use that a lot too. Other
than that you just have to make sure you don't get hit three times or it's
over. See, easy!

After killing the two Beloved during verse 7, instead of advancing
backtrack to the beginning of the level. Well, not the BEGINNING since
that's sealed off but y'know what I mean. The farthest back you can go.
This Alfheim will show up back here. Sneaky little guy.

Here you have to kill all the enemies within the time limit while also
killing 6 enemies with torture combos. Remember, you have to KILL the enemy
with the torture, not just do it. But I think in this one they're all
weaklings so they die instantly even if you do the torture while they have
full HP. Anyway it's not very hard. I recommend using Scarborough Fair to
build your magic since Shuraba does too much damage. Specifically, I
recommend doing the triangle, triangle, triangle, circle, circle combo and
dragging out the two sweeps at the end by holding down circle. This doesn't
do an insane amount of damage since it doesn't have a wicked weave but it
builds magic fast. And it knocks enemies off their feet so that's nice too.
If you're having trouble getting the required number of tortures try to
build magic on the big guys since they take more punishment, and doing the
torture once they're low on HP. You really shouldn't have any problems
though.

For beating this one you get the fourth broken moon pearl.

This one's sitting inside the chest beside the bridge just before this
chapter's boss. You know which one. The one you need to activate super
witch time to get across. Yeah that one. I mean the ♥♥♥♥♥ is in plain
sight, I'm pretty sure no one even needs to be told where this is.

This next broken heart is sort of sneaky. From that same place where you
got the previous pearl, look up to find a balcony. Get up there. What's
this, nothing here? Surely they didn't make this balcony for nothing?
Look up again. The seventh witch piece thingy is sitting on top of the
tree here. Jump up and snatch it!

Now this one's a bit of a ♥♥♥♥. After killing the enemies in verse 1, go
up the stairs behind you. It's towards the path you came from during chap
II, except now it's blocked by rubble. Anyway, here you'll find a seemingly
innocent trash can. Not so fast! Breaking it will cause the next Alfheim
to appear over at the same place as heart piece #5. Get inside.

For this one you're supposed to stay in the air for 20 seconds. Crow Within
would help for this but we don't have it at this point. It doesn't matter
though, because the enemies they give us (Dears) basically let us win for
free. Seriously it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy with these guys. Just keep jumping on
them the entire time. They all congregate around you, so it's like they
WANT to be jumped on. Remember that every time you jump on an enemy your
double jump gets refreshed, so you've kind of got a failsafe in case you
miss an enemy. You may also want to use Shuraba and do the aerial move
where you hold down triangle. This keeps you hovering in the air for about
5 seconds. Make sure you cancel out of it at 4 seconds though or else
you'll fall down. But yeah. What can I say. This Alfheim is pretty
cheesecake.

This next Alfheim isn't too difficult to find as long as you understand
that even though you've been somewhere before, it doesn't matter in this
game, stuff can pop up anywhere at any time. It's in the same place as
the broken witch heart #7. The balcony above where the bridge USED to be
but now there's only lava.

Another drop dead easy Alfheim. In this one you need to kill all the angels
but you can only hit them with Angel Arms. Well that's easy considering you
have an endless supply of them. They all work pretty well but I recommend
grabbing the spear near the entrance and using its circle attack that
hits all enemies around you. Just keep grabbing spears and using that move
over and over until you kill all the weaklings here. After that a Beloved
will appear. Since this guy's stronger we're going to switch to using the
Bow. So grab that and start firing at him from a distance with circle.
It deals great damage and puts you at no risk. You can also dodge his axe
swing to activate witch time if you want. Anyway, this Alfheim is so easy
you shouldn't even get hit. The only reason I got hit was because I was
drunk and dropped the controller at one point. Because I was laughing at
how easy it was. But still, you can get hit 3 times before you lose.

After the part where you fight the two Fairnesses (AKA fire dogs) and you
drop down into the flame cavern, as soon as you drop down turn around and
walk the other way. At the end of a short passageway you'll find a box with
the sixth pearl piece.

This one's hard to miss in my opinion. It's inside the portal to Paradiso.
When you go in, just follow the path to the right. Don't worry, you can't
even fall! You can just walk on the water! Try it!

For this next Alfheim, you're supposed to beat all the enemies but witch
time has been disabled. Normally this is a big handicap but frankly the
enemies you have to fight here are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so it's not such a big deal.
I recommend equipping Shuraba and use the triangle, circle, triangle
wicked weave combo. This is fairly fast, does good damage, and has great
range and homing capabilities which means you don't have to be right next
to the enemy to hit them, which can be somewhat risky when you're not in
witch time, depending on how skilled you are. Just try to stay away from
the heat of the pack and pick away at them with this combo. Like I said,
the enemies here are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so it's not so difficult. You can get hit up
to 5 times too. Pretty lenient if you ask me.

For this you win the seventh moon pearl fragment.

This one is almost impossible to miss. Again, inside Paradiso, it's to the
right of where the hourglass rests. Come on man, it's all red and shiny!
How can you not see it! Are you blind?! If anything it should've been,
like, behind the tree. This is way too plain sight.

After you get the hourglass and haul it back to the catacombs and use it
to repair the bridge, instead of crossing said bridge, return all the way
back to the cavern you came from. The seventh Alfheim will have popped up
here. Yeah, I know! It takes serious willpower to keep yourself from
crossing that bridge!

Anyway, in this Alfheim the game wants you to kill all the enemies with
wicked weaves. That means only wicked weaves will damage them. If you
try to use any other move it'll just bounce off and leave you in a bad
position. So for this I recommend equipping Shuraba and just relying solely
on the triangle, circle, triangle combo. This brings out a wicked weave
fast, and has excellent range and homing abilities. What you want to do is
get away from the enemies and whiff the first two hits so that only the
third (the wicked weave) hits them. It turns out the enemies in this are
pretty weak so it's not a particularly difficult Alfheim. You can even try
to activate witch time to have an easier time but it's definitely not
necessary. Remember that as long as enemies are off screen they won't use
their moves until they get on screen. Use that to your advantage.

For doing this you win heart piece numba 10!

After climbing the mountain or whatever during the time some mysterious
entity is shooting fire at you, right before the part where you have to
witch walk, instead of going into the tunnel look to the left to find a
chest. It has the eleventh heart piece.

AFTER witch walking out of the catacombs, right when you come out there's
a fork in the road. Take the left path to find a chest tucked away back
here with the 12th broken umbra heart.

After pissing on Glory and Grace in verse 2, backtrack to the beginning of
the chapter. The next Alfheim will have now popped up here.

Here you're supposed to beat all the enemies, but you will only be able to
damage them during witch time. That means that you will have to dodge first
before being able to deal any damage. We've done this before, but this time
it's a little bit harder because we have to beat a Glory and a Grace as
well as a Fairness. Still, it's not too bad. You get hit a total of 5
♥♥♥♥♥♥' times before losing, so that's a lot of leeway. I swear you have
less HP in the harder modes! Glory and Grace can be pretty problematic if
you're new to the game and not used to fighting them. They're very fast
and aggresive. I recommend stocking up on your magic with the weakling
enemies and then unloading the torture combos on them to make it a little
easier. I also recommend killing the fire one first since his weapon lets
you kill the other one for free. A good time to try activating witch time
is when the fire one is spinning around. Just get close to him and dodge
through the flames to activate it. Other than that though, it's all about
practice and perseverance. Just get used to their moves to know when to
dodge.

After beating them you'll fight a lone Fairness. Not too difficult.
Remember that his fireballs are way too fast to react to, so you need to
anticipate them to dodge. A good way to activate witch time with this guy
is to jump towards him to bait him into trying to bite you in the air.
But yeah. A decent Alfheim. I think it's alright. For beating it you get
your eighth pearl piece.

After pissing on the Harmonies' milkshake during verse 5, check out the
chest to the right of the steps leading up to the next area. The next
witch heart is here. Another easy plain sight one.

Go up the previously mentioned stairs, taking care not to get hit by those
tornado monster thingies, up to the portal to the Gates of Hell. Fall down
to the left to find a chest with the ninth broken moon pearl. This one's
also pretty easy to find but at least it's TRYING. Somewhat. Unlike that
last one just screaming at you.

After you start going up Jormungandr's Staff and kill the pesky Harmonies
in verse 7, look back towards the bottom of this shaft. You'll clearly spot
the Alfheim back at the bottom where you fought the Ardors. So what are you
waiting for!

Ok, I'll admit it. This one isn't that easy unless you use Kulshedra.
Also remember that we don't have Crow Within at this point. So we'll have
to make do without it. Still, the enemies they give you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who
want you to jump on them (Dear and Decorations), unlike hard where you
have to jump on Harmonies and Fearless. The real problem is that 60
seconds is a lot! You won't be able to just fluke it like the last time
when it was only 20 seconds. You'll actually have to use some strategy.
Here's what I did: equip Shuraba. We're going to be using the move where
you hold down triangle in the air. This lets you hover in place for about
5 seconds which is really nice.

So. First you want to jump on the enemies to get some air. Once you're up
high, hold down triangle to lock yourself in place with Shuraba. At this
point you have 5 seconds before you'll fall down. Don't just sit on your
laurels at this point though! Move the camera and search out the big guy.
This is the one you want to jump on. The others are too small and therefore
unreliable. Right before the 5 seconds or so pass, cancel out of the move
with dodge while moving towards the big guy which you should already have
in your sights, and jump on him again. Once you jump on him, hold down
triangle to hover with Shuraba again. Then look for him again, set him in
your sights, etc etc, repeat this process until the 60 seconds are up.

Now, remember to make sure that you only jump ONCE on him before activating
the Shuraba's hovering move. Do NOT use your double jump. You want to keep
your double jump as a failsafe in case you miss the Dear after canceling.

Like I said at the beginning though, now that you have Kulshedra you can
just use its aerial triangle move to bring enemies to you and win for
free. I didn't use it 'cause I forgot I had it at this point but it's
hell of easy this way.

Anyway that's pretty much it. Just keep practicing until you get it.
For completing this Alfheimr you get the 14th witchamajiggle.

Anyway. After going all the way up Jormungandr's shaft and using the witch
time statues to get out, you'll be on top of the rock snake. Instead of
going up it, go down all the way to the end to find the next Alfheim.

For this Alfheim you'll be fighting Glory and Grace, with the caveat that
you can only use 10 punches and with a somewhat strict time limit. The good
news is that it's actually pretty easy if you use Shuraba. Just hold down
triangle to charge it and release for huge damage. Of course, you need to
make sure you don't get hit. A decent way to do this is to wait until
you're in witch time to start charging, but even this isn't necessary.
You can put some space between them and yourself, charge while waiting for
them to clear the gap, and then unleash once they're close. You can ALSO
charge, and dodge an attack while still retaining your charge and THEN
unleash. It all works. Like I said, not that difficult. Check out my
video to see what I mean.

After owning Inspired in verse 11, continue to the portal to the Gates of
Hell and go up the tower. Once you get to the top, check out the back part
of the tower to find a chest with this broken heart piece.

I actually missed this one on my first playthrough! I don't even know how!
It's a mystery! Anyway, after the very first battle after breaking down
the flimsy gate, just jump up to the ledges up high. The chest on the left
side has this next witch heart. You can see the chest plain as day before
breaking down the gate, I dunno how you could miss it. Unless you're a
♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me and completely forget it was there after a mere 3 minute
battle.

After you go through the spikes, pull the lever and deal with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
in verse 3, go back to where you fought the two Inspired. You know. Those
snake dudes. This Alfheim will be up there where you originally came from.

This Alfheim is similar to the last time you were asked to use a certain
number of torture combos except this time the enemies are tougher. Like
I said the last time, remember that you need to KILL an enemy with a
torture combo for it to count. It's not enough to just do one. Anyway,
again, what you want to do here is use Scarborough Fair to build magic
since the other weapons do way too much damage. Use the triangle, triangle,
triangle, circle, circle combo and drag out the two sweeps at the end by
holding down the button to build magic fast and not deal TOO much damage.

First of all, what you want to do is meet the torture quota as soon as
possible rather than later. First they throw three weakling enemies at
you. You want to kill all three of those with tortures since they're so
easy. After that they'll throw some manta rays at you. These are a little
bit harder to build magic on but not too much. Remember that you can still
do the same combo in the air to build magic. Also, try not to get hit.
That just kills your magic. Remember, as soon as you see those manta
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flash blue, that means an attack is coming, so dodge out of the
way. You should get two of these with torture attacks and that will meet
the torture quota (remember to drop the chainsaw afterwards. It's just a
hassle). Once that's done, it's just a matter of killing all the enemies
to finish, so switch to a stronger weapon (I like Shuraba) and go to town.
Just kill 'em as fast as possible. You know the drill. Grace and Glory and
two dogs. Nothing we ain't done before.

For beating this you get the next magic pearl piece.

After smoking the first Joy (in the storyline, at least), look behind the
portal out of Paradiso to find a chest containing this heart piece. A
classic hiding place, and we're so not falling for it.

What's that you're saying? "This is a bike mission, it couldn't possibly
have any witch hearts!" Hehehe... isn't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!
You bet your ass this bike mission has not one, but two hearts. Yeah, it's
hard to explore considering you're going at like 100 mph. If you need to,
you can decrease your speed while looking for them. Not that it's necessary
if you know where they are. Which I will tell you. Let's see. The first
one is during verse 3. During the second part where you see those
huge Beloved on the road (remember, the second time, not the first), stick
to the right side all the way until you're able to go down a different
path (this'll also help you avoid those Beloved completely), you will be
able to drive on the gray arch thingy (while defying gravity). This witch
heart is on this path. If you manage to drive on the arch you'll get it.

This next one is found in verse 4. Very soon after verse 4 starts, in fact.
After going through the first tunnel, again, stick to the right side of the
road all the way. And when you see a different path to take on the right,
take it. This path has the heart piece. Watch my videos to get a better
idea of where these hearts are if you want. After all, that's why I made
them!

As soon as you start the level, start advancing as normal past the
platforms of light, once you get to the island with grass, you'll find a
chest to the left with this heart inside.

After getting that last chest, jump into the courtyard. See that door with
the sun symbol on it up those steps? Break it to reveal a tiny room with
this Alfheim. If you break the door on the other side of the courtyard
you'll find a chest with a piece of Lieutenant Kilgore. Not that records
are part of this guide but just an eff why aye. Anyway, get in that Alf.

Here the game asks you to beat all enemies but you can only damage them
while being out of body. To get out of body just press the square button.
You'll leave your body there and be able to fight. But your body is
defenseless while you leave it there so you have to protect it. This is one
of the tougher Alfheims because of this but if you're playing on Normal
the enemies are peace lovin' tree huggin' hippies so it's still pretty
easy. I like using lightning Durga in this one since it's fast and very
powerful. Just two charge hits from it will kill most of the enemies in
this Alfheim. Now, if this were hard mode we'd have a problem since you can
take less hits and the enemies are ♥♥♥♥♥ who love to go straight for your
defenseless body. But on normal, nah. I mean, MAYBE they'll hit your body
if they're really close but for the most part they're not so bad. If you
leave your body right at the entrance, remember that after you kill one
enemy another one will appear right on top of your body, so you might want
to go kill that new enemy first or move the body to another place.

But yeah. Even the Ardor isn't very hard and gets raped pretty bad by
Durga charge hits as you could see in the video. For this you get the
12th Moon Pearl.

Dude, if you missed this one you could probably make a case for being
legally blind in a court of law. After putting together the broken key
and using it, advance as normal past the platforms of light. The chest is
RIGHT THERE MAN CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!

Damn, this Alfheim is hidden like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It blends so well to
the background. It's right after you fight the two Kinships. Jump on the boat to the left side of the road, double jump in the air and crow within to the platform you see across.

The Alfheim itself is a joke though. All you have to do is beat a gimp
Jeanne? Bahahaha! Now, on hard it's actually interesting since you have to
fight two Jeannes at the same time but just one? And with almost no health?
Don't make me laugh. Anyway, an easy way to beat her that requires almost
no skill is to exploit the fact that she won't attack you if she's off
camera. Equip Shuraba and get some distance, try to keep the camera away
from her and do the triangle, circle, triangle wicked weave combo. Since
you're far away the first two hits will whiff but the wicked weave part
will hit her. Just keep doing this for a free win. Yawn.

You get the next broken witch heart for beating this joke of an Alfheim.

This is another joke one. After killing the two kinships (gayest enemies
or what?), advance past the broken record piece to the witch walk eye of
the needle. Open the chest to the left for this pearl piece.

After destroying Golem, instead of advancing straight into the room that
ends the chapter look to the left. There's a chest there with a witch
heart. And a bird too, if you haven't gotten it.

Again, don't get out of this chapter yet. The killing of the Golem
activated this Alfheim. It's way back where you came from. And I mean way,
way, WAY back. Past the annoying tornado thingies, past the bouncing Golem
balls, past the portal to the Gates of Hell, all the way to where you
fought 3 Joys. Geez. Anyway, get inside.

Again, you're supposed to beat the enemies while only using 13 punches and
kicks. The enemies are a fire dog and a lightning dog. Yes, I am too lazy
to look up their names. But anyway, I recommend using Durga. Specifically
the fire one. It's a lot slower than the lightning one but deals more
damage, which is what you want since you have limited punches. Use the
charge hits for big damage with each punch. If you do this you'll easily
beat one of them with just punches and leave the other one with about half
HP, which you can finish off with kicks. Remember to activate witch time
to make things easier, and also look out for when they do their rushing
attack that leaves them dizzy after they crash into the wall. This leaves
them HELL of vulnerable for a long time, during which you can beat them to
death.

You win the 25th witch heart for this. Christ. How many of these things
are there anyway?

After putting together the gears, rotate the island with the pole once.
The island you'll have access to now will have a chest with this broken
moon pearl and...

See above. This thing is in the exact same place as the chest mentioned
above. We just killed two birds with one stone. Go inside.

Man I swear these things are way too easy street. Oh well. You have to kill
all the enemies but the only way to damage them is with wicked weaves.
All other types of attacks will bounce off and leave you in a bad position.
You know the drill. Equip Shuraba and abuse the triangle, circle, triangle
wicked weave combo. Try to get some distance between you and the enemies
so that you whiff the first two hits but then the third one (the wicked
weave) hits them. This combo works well for this since it's fairly fast,
and the wicked weave part is strong, has ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ range and pretty good
homing abilities. So yeah, that's about it. Ain't got much more to say
about this one. Gimme a break man! What can I say when this is so easy?

You win the 26th heart of witch piece for this.

After fighting the 3 Kinships, jump on their corpses and up to the platform
of light behind them. The chest here has this pearl piece.

Now, from that previously mentioned platform, look to the right. You'll see
yet another platform of light in the distance. But it's so far away that
you need crow mode to get to it. So fly over there and break the chest to
snatch this piece o' heart.

After you get to the portal to the Gates of Hell after the spiked floor,
backtrack all the way back through the spikes and through the murderous
vines across the bridge. The 17th Alfheim has appeared here.

This is another one of those Alfheims where the only way to deal damage to
the enemies is with Angel Arms. Except Angel Arms are RUINOUS, so we'll
be cruising down easy boulevard. First off, grab the spear near the
entrance. You'll fight a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of dear and decorations. These guys are
the weakest of the crop but there's a lot of them so that's why the Spear's
circle attack that hits all around you is perfect for 'em. Once they're all
dead you'll face Glory and Grace. These are quite a bit stronger so the
spear isn't too useful against them. I recommend grabbing the bow. Dodge
their attacks to activate witch time and then unload with circle some rapid
fire shots at the fire one. Remember that it takes a long time to prep the
bow, but once you've fired once you can keep firing at a much faster rate
if you keep pressing circle. Once flamey is dead, pick up his weapon. It
lets you beat the other one for free. Then after that it's just a Fairness.
Meh. Grab the bow again and do the same thing, except it's a little easier
since it's only one enemy. See, that wasn't so hard now was it?

You win the 28th witch heart after beating this.

Aight, so go back to the portal to Rodin's pad. The wall here is breakable.
Once you break it you'll be able to see a platform in the distance. Jump
towards it and use panther mode (or crow mode) to reach it. Careful with
those statues there, they're alive! And by careful I mean kill them because
they're too ugly to live. Anyway, the chest with the next witch heart is
here. Also be careful, because if you fail the jump you'll fall down and
won't be able to get back up.

As soon as the level starts, check the place behind the chicken wire to
your right. There's a chest there with this broken witch heart. Watch out
for the wicked weaves!

After falling out of the plane and getting back on with your turbowitch
powers, check out back where you came from. One of the catwalks up above
as a chest with this witch heart. You'll need crow mode to get to it
though.
Also after the previously mentioned verse, use crow mode again to return
all the way back to the beginning of the level. Once you do, you'll get
into a fight with some weaklings. Kill them all and the next Alfheim will
appear right on top of you.

This is another one of those out of body battles, except now the enemies
are on FIRE. So that means you can't touch them outside of witch time or
you'll just receive damage. So. First you'll want to dodge and THEN punish.
It's still not very hard though since you can take a whopping 5 hits before
losing, plus there really aren't very many enemies and the ones that ARE
there are total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Again, make sure the enemies don't get too close
to your defenseless body or they'll try to hit it. If you see them
congregating uncomfortably close to it, just pick it up and quickly take it
to the other side of the arena. Oh yeah, the manta rays are an exception
to the fire rule. Those guys are not on fire, so you can hit them pretty
indiscriminately. But yeah, like I said, this would be a lot harder if it
wasn't so short and the enemies weren't so weak.

You get yet another witch heart for this Alfheim.

This one is hidden in an awesome place. After breaking down the flimsy
wall the right of the portal to the Gates of Hell, and after dealing with
the weak decorations but before fighting Jeanne, jump into the plane's
propeller to the left. Once you do a bunch of angels will appear. The
Alfheim is all the way in the back, but the only way to get past the blades
is during witch time, so don't kill the angels. Use 'em to activate witch
time and get past those blades, then go into the Alfheim!

BAHAHAHA! Ok, I take it back. I take it ALL back. THIS Alfheim is the joke
of the century. It is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy it is basically a thing. You fight
Golem. The pussiest boss in the history of pussiest bosses. That's it.
Oh right, and with the caveat that you can only damage him during witch
time, whatever. So that means you can't just rush his core and ignore his
slaps as usual, you actually have to dodge them. But no big deal. They're
hugely telegraphed. Just stay close to him the entire time so he doesn't
turn into a bird, but not TOO close that you get near his core and his
hands miss you completely. Leave him a little room to be able to hit you.
Once you dodge his slaps just attack him twice with Durga charge hits or
whatever you prefer. When he turns into a dragon dodge his bite, or if you
don't feel like it, then just get away and wait for him to turn into hands
again.

Whatever man, I'm still laughing. For beating this "Alfheim", you get the
next witch heart piece.

Ok now THIS is a ♥♥♥♥ move. You know the part where some angels try to
hijack your missile and the game switches from rail shooter to regular
mode while you fight them? Well, to get this witch heart, during this part
you need to kill the last enemy with a torture combo. That's right. How
are you supposed to know this without a fluke? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I know. I didn't
make the damn game. Remember to keep a magic bar full for the torture.

Same deal as the previous one, except it's the second time angels try to
hijack your rocket. Do the same thing for another piece of heart.

Right when you start the chapter, go to the right. Use panther mode to jump
over the safety rails and over to the other side past the chasm. The chest
here contains the 36th broken witch heart piece. Also, I gotta apologize,
the clip I took of this witch heart got corrupted or some ♥♥♥♥ and it's not
included in the videos. If you need to see where this is just look at the
next clip, it's in the same place.

After punching a hole in the ghetto Temperance during verse... eight I
believe it was? Whatever. You know which one I'm talking about. The one
you kill with cannons. Go allllll the way back to where you got the
previous heart. The one above this entry. The 20th Alfheim is here. Get
in.

For this Alfheim, you're supposed to kill all the enemies but witch time
has been disabled. Oh and the enemies are on FIRE. So, not only can you
not physically touch them because you'll just receive damage, but you can't
rely on witch time to be ABLE to touch them like the last time the enemies
were on fire. So what can we do? Well, equip Shuraba and beat them with
nothing but wicked weaves. Specifically the triangle, circle, triangle
wicked weave combo. What you want to do first is get some good space
between you and the enemies, then whiff the first two hits of the combo
but hit them with the third (the wicked weave which has great range, power,
and homing abilities). Be careful though and make sure you get enough
distance before starting the combo, otherwise you might accidentally hit
them with the second hit and take damage. And don't spend TOO much time
running away because the time limit is somewhat strict. You want to be
hitting those combos as much as possible. The enemies consist of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
followed by two Glories. You might want to save up your magic during the
♥♥♥♥♥ phase so you can torture one of the Glories to death and have an
easier time. It's up to you though. Since it's normal mode it's not like
they're THAT much of a threat.

For this you obtain witch heart numbah 37. Oh snap, only 3 more to go and
we're done! We're almost there.

After dealing with Ghetto Justice and reaching the place with the huge
statue, go to the room to the right of the portal to the Gates of Hell
and look to the right of the floating platforms to find the chest with
this witch heart. 2 more to go and we'll have max health!

After activating the disappearing platforms of doom and witch walking all
the way up them to the top part of the level just before the fight with
Golem Redux, LOOK AROUND, MAN. See that floating platform out in the middle
with a piece of Antonio's notebook and the chest? Yeah. Go into crow mode
and fly over there. The chest here has the penultimate witch heart. Only
one more to go for max health!

From there, and by there I mean the platform I just mentioned in the above
entry, LOOK AROUND SOME MORE. There's another platform over there with
yet another chest. This baby has the final Moon Pearl. Aw jeah, maximum
magic baby.

Yeah I know what you're thinking. You're not even using Bayonetta in this
one, who could possibly be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enough to put one in here? Welp. Look
on the bright side. Once we do this we'll have maximum health. Anyway, once
you get to the last stretch as Jeanne, just before reaching the part with
Bayonetta, walk up the statue but stop JUST short of activating the
cutscene. Now backtrack all the way back to the bottom metal rocket thingy.
The final Alfheim will have popped up here. Just search all around the
thing. Go inside already!

Aight, this is it dogg. The final alfheim and the final heart piece. We
doin' this! Now, on hard mode this Alfheim is a ♥♥♥♥. But on normal it's
a complete joke. All you have to do is beat all the enemies using wicked
weaves. You know how to deal with these by now. Just equip Shuraba and
use its triangle, circle, triangle wicked weave combo. Obviously, first put
some space between the enemies and yourself so that you whiff the first
two hits and only the third one hits them. Remember that Jeanne is ghetto
so she can't activate witch time. Well. That's not really true. She can
activate it but only when you use bat within. Which is way harder to time
than a regular dodge. But we ain't need it for this, I mean this Alfheim
practically beats itself. Nothing in this game is a challenge on normal.

Welp. Once you beat this last Alfheim, you will obtain the FINAL, 40th,
Broken Witch Heart. MAX HEALTH, what's up.

So there you have it, fools. All 40 hearts, all 16 pearls, all 21
Alfheims. You should now have 2 full length health bars and 3 x 8 magic
balls. Hope you enjoyed the guide! If not, bite me. Anyway, this guide was
pretty easy and fast to make compared to my last one! Only took me 2 days
to write. That's a lot faster than an entire month. Probably the only
thing that surprised me was how drop dead easy the Alfheims are on normal
since I originally did most of them on hard. But oh well. Guess I ain't got
more to say.

Get outta here kid,
~S.A. Renegade
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