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How to be a pirate
Autorstwa: Mellow
You are a pirate! But, lets update you on the Pirate Code!!
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Black Wake's Pirate Code
https://soundcloud.com/mellow_magic/mello2
www.discord.gg/T96S7D6

What be scurvy pirate Code ye ask? scurvy pirate Code be essentially a Code 'o Conduct fer band 'o pirates. Follow th' scurvy pirate code 'n ye be a scurvy pirate wit' plenty 'o lovely booty!





1. YE BE BLAZIN. DO'T BE RUNNIN' ON TH' DECK.. When you are on fire, Running around will cause the fire to spread. Thus sending the entire crew to davy jones locker.
To avoid dooming your crew, either stand still or jump off the deck if you are near the railing.

2. BUCKETS 'O RUM BE JOLLY FER FIRES.***Make sure to grab one if you see your sails a blazing.*** Be sure not to stand in the fire when dousing it out. If you stand too close, Go back to code 1.
*** Please be weary of drenching sails, As they will not stop a'burnin.



3. DON'T PILLAGE OTHER MATES CANNONS. If your mate is reloading the cannon, dont just stand there and wait for him to finish just to quickly grab that pearly fresh reloaded cannon!





4. ONLY A PAIR MATEYS ON TH' TOP DECK. If you see more than 3 mates on the upper deck go ahead and head back to the lower deck. Dont worry if the sails are damaged, this is for the upper deck crew to handle. The lower deck requires more workforce.

5. STOP SHOUTIN' TH' CAPT'N SPEAKS. Either lower your voice or shut it when the capt'n speaking, he says imporant information. If you cant hear him you might as well be doomed.

6. BRACE! When you hear this from your Capt'n run to the other side of the ship. This will save your soul when the enemies cannon balls are flying though your ship. If the captain doesn't give the order, please listen to the thundering noises, thus indicating that shots are being fired and back away immediately.

Ye scurvy pirate shout needs some workin' on
Sounding like a pirate ain't hard t' do. her are a few tips to doing so.

  • Let out yer swashbucklin' attitude, Pirates arn't shy.
  • Avoid using modern "swear words" ie. ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
  • ARRRRRRR. Just say it alot
  • Never use "you" or "you're". Instead, release your inner pirate and say, "yer", "ye" or "ya"
  • Over doing it is better than under doing it! Don't just say, "We saw a whale off the starboard today." Say, "Me'n'th' crew seen a great grand sea beastie, th' mother of all whales, aye, an' then th' kraken came!"
  • BE SURE TO BE AS LOUD, ABRASIVE, AND CONFIDENT AS POSSIBLE Stand tall, me hearties, and be counted!
YE' CREW
Ahoy! if ye lurkin a group t' play wit'. Go ahead 'n sail to our discord group. When ye port thar Say AHOY!
Set th' sails 'n be on yer way.
Thank ye fer readin' 'tis guide. If ye enjoyed it be sure to thumbs up 'n favorite it.
Komentarzy: 48
clevewop 21 czerwca 2024 o 10:38 
instructions unclear, i nuked china
Faceless Moron 30 czerwca 2023 o 22:34 
jackoff yourself every day!
Druid 21 sierpnia 2021 o 5:16 
yo hoho yo ho hoooo
Mike Nolan 5 lipca 2021 o 17:46 
Good bloo'y guide me maties
Mellow  [autor] 20 marca 2021 o 20:42 
Ahoy! out o' order
Janos1k0 teh ugawabunga 10 marca 2021 o 23:46 
Ahoy ! None of those discord links are valid anymore :( Can Yer send me one
TTVShadowVat 10 maja 2019 o 9:57 
Were you trying to be "A" Pirate :MMDead:? Yar ? :lunar2019deadpanpig:
TOWER_AT_NINE 24 kwietnia 2019 o 15:52 
你 这 人 打 字 带 空 格
YARRRR
Mellow  [autor] 9 lutego 2019 o 15:07 
B I T C H P L E A S E
[HRE] Cheeky 27 stycznia 2019 o 20:50 
B I T C H L A S A G N A