Mount & Blade: Warband

Mount & Blade: Warband

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How To:Cut a Watermelon
By pengbuster
Today you will learn how to cut a watermelon
   
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Steps
Step 1: Get a watermelon


Step 2: Get a knife


Step 3: Put the knife roughly above the center of the watermelon


Step 4: Push down, you should get something like this below


Step 5: Get your phone


Step 6: Put your phone inside one of the halves of the watermelon


Step 7: Glue your watermelon back together with the phone still in it, should end up with a normal un-cut watermelon


Step 8: Throw the watermelon on your front porch as hard as you can


Step 9: Contemplate your life choices, because you were stupid enough to do that

56 Comments
us3r 10 Dec, 2018 @ 6:00pm 
Almost 2 years old exactly. I reinstalled Warband on a new PC today and this greted me in my overlay. Thank you.
pengbuster  [author] 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:17am 
Dudeguy21, could you please count for me how many guides on how to cut fruit/vegetables exist. I think you will be surprised that the number is not 300
Nick 31 Dec, 2016 @ 7:23am 
i love that all of these involve gluing the item back together
pengbuster  [author] 30 Dec, 2016 @ 8:24pm 
How to cut an orange, as requested by Chewbacca http://sp.zhabite.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=830210120
FriedAss (Squid/Ward) 30 Dec, 2016 @ 1:01pm 
Salty mofo
pengbuster  [author] 29 Dec, 2016 @ 11:49am 
I have uploaded a copy of this to Garry's Mod http://sp.zhabite.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=829297511
Dank Kermit 29 Dec, 2016 @ 8:28am 
I do this everyday now.
Kaotical 28 Dec, 2016 @ 10:41pm 
Instructions Unclear: Dick caught in watermelon
Trondesson 28 Dec, 2016 @ 4:11pm 
Those green footballs are watermelons?? :2016whoadude:
Kindachrispy 28 Dec, 2016 @ 12:24pm 
Very, very helpful but any advise on how to calm down your mom?