Primal Carnage

Primal Carnage

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The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s Guide to the Dilophosaurus
By the Shitking and 1 collaborators
This is a guide on how to sorta play as the lizard with 2 crests that will never be checked out because it's for the original primal carnage
   
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Reptile with 2 naturally grown crests that were presumably used to attract mates or to scare away aggressors introduction
I'm a cancerous nazi who mains Dilo so i decided to make a guide on it despite PC:E existing
because PC:E is an abomination that should not be played by anyone ever
Basics 4 babies
Press Q and you will be able to use a ranged attack by pressing right click.
You can crouch to aim with it but you can only spit twice before having to reveal your location to every human in the server again.
You die to 1 scientist sniper rifle shot because scientist is 100% balanced.
Your blind only lasts for around 2 seconds.
You deal more damage with your bite to people covered in purple drank.
Despite barely being faster than a human you're still as mobile as a raptor.
2 (or more) consecutive bites will slow a human to the point where they can barely move at all.
Trapper is NOT a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dilo counter just because he can trap small dinos.
PC:E should not exist.
Playstyles
Crocodile dundee piss man who snipes people
(this is definetly not a reference to TF2)

If the Sydney Sleeper is your favorite weapon in TF2 then this playstyle is for you.
It involves you constantly staying away from those disgusting humans and spitting at them from long distances. Your spit actually has an AoE for some reason so this playstyle can be viable despite the blind lasting only 2 seconds. Remember to watch out for scientists that will kill you with their balance.




Islamic Dilo

This is an offensive (both literally and figuratively) playstyle that involves you constantly getting close to land a spit or 2 and finish off people who are covered in purple drank. It takes 400000 years to kill a human by biting them if you didnt spit at them so try to prioritize people you spat at.
You can also steal kills off of raptors and rexes with the damage your bite deals if you land a spit on someone. You shouldn't care if you die when using this playstyle, as long as you charge in and do a ♥♥♥♥ ton of damage while screaming your offensive arabic quote of choice you have done your part.




Classic Obnoxious ♥♥♥♥

This is a mixed playstyle that involves you covering people in purple drank at any range and usually running away for someone else to kill the people you spit at. This is the best playstyle against edgy scientist mains as you don't even have to fight them (unless they bring their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taxi ptera with them then you have to rely on luck).




Fighting the 5 Stereotypes
VS Commando

For the most part you have a high chance of killing him 1v1 if you land a spit and some bites. However, he has an instakill grenade that travels at the speed of light and has an AoE that's larger than what you think it is. Do not attempt to fight them at long range or their nade will take you down like the World Trade Center in 9/11.




VS Pathfinder

You will instantly die if you get close to him so you have to keep spitting at him from long range or risk it and blind him at close range while biting him and hope you don't get shot. Pathfinder mains are usually edgy and will sometimes even use hacks to kill everything while also circlejerking rexes and raptors.




VS Scientist

Don't bother. Spit at them once and hope someone else kills them. Scientist mains are very edgy and will usually have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taxi ptera to make sure they don't die while also killing everything in 1 or 2 shots. If they do not have a taxi ptera they will resort to using map exploits to reach spots that no dinosaur (except pteras) can reach.




VS Pyro

At close range you're most likely going to die by flamethrower or by random grenade that came out of nowhere. You can keep spitting at them from long range just like against pathfinder but you have to watch out for the grenades that can also be invisible and make no sound on impact.




VS Trapper

He is the easiest class to kill as a dilo so that obviously means that the trapper is 100% a dilo counter. Spit and wait for him to fire his netgun and miss, then you can easily finish him off.
Even if you get caught in a net the trapper should be blinded for atleast a moment and he will either not see you at all or someone else will kill him. Unless ofcourse its a trapper main in which case your blind doesn't even work on them.

"Camouflage"
The Dilo also has a green skin that lets it blend in with the bushes only to be seen by someone who is not blind and to be killed horribly.
Do not attempt to camouflage unless the players in the server are friendlies or are actually blind IRL.

Conclusion
The Dilo is a playable class in a PC game called Primal Carnage.
And PC:E is not real.
7 Comments
Tigrr 7 May @ 6:16pm 
Anyone who wants to make all the achievements, let me know.
Snake 3 May, 2024 @ 9:36pm 
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An Easy Target 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm 
I admit I'm not a big fan of "offensive" style humor, but this is unexpectedly amusing.

At any rate I'm glad to see something for Primal Carnage 1.
The_Grand_Poobah 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:19pm 
Gave me a good laugh. Sad the game is pretty much dead and PC:E isn't.
Mahito 23 Jul, 2021 @ 3:54pm 
Penis
Rovdyr 19 Nov, 2016 @ 9:39pm 
Good guide
FLλME  [author] 19 Nov, 2016 @ 11:14am 
ye