Thinking of buying this game just because of how irreverent it looks.

Because it's nice to have a game not bound by the rules of this current pc world.

why does this game exist

I've never seen a couple of lines of text be such a trauma for people before, lol.

After you find your sister and bring her to the house you have to empty your inventory by using them on the room name. Then you do something with your clothes to undress, I forget exactly. Then outside there should be rope under a tree, use that on your sister. Enjoy!

Fuck it. I'll ask. How?

how did you...?

okay, now I'm scarred, and probably on a few FBI watch lists also.

what the fuck