Because you're so MLG, you don't give a crap about losing money for killing random people. As an MLG Noscoper, your mission is to show those plebs -who actually play the game by its rules- your MLG skills so they can get jealous.

Oh no! You are starting to get hungry after noscoping every single person on the server! What to do?!

A. Go eat something.
B. Starve till death.

If you picked A, then you're obviously a pleb. If you want to show your MLG skills, you have to die doing so. Feeling sleepy? Just continue noscoping even while you sleep standing every frickin 2 seconds. Wanna go shower because you're dirty? Just continue noscoping to show how dirty you are, because dirty = MLG

Don't give a crap about anybody trying to be friendly, because how are you going to show off your MLG skills? What's the point of the weapons if you're just going to be friendly?

If you followed all these MLG steps, you're probably kicked from the server you were playing in right now. If that happened, just comment: "-rep not MLG resistant enough" on the profiles of every person who was on the server you just got kicked from. YOU HAVE COMPLETED THIS VERY INFORMAL GUIDE, NOW YOU CAN REFUND THE SHIP: REMASTED CUZ THE GAME TOO EZ 4 U M8.