The Ship: Remasted

The Ship: Remasted

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How to not suck at The Ship: Remasted
By femboi carti
After reading this guide, you will dominate every single person who plays this game and you will make them regret buying this game.
   
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Kill every single person in the server.
Because you're so MLG, you don't give a crap about losing money for killing random people. As an MLG Noscoper, your mission is to show those plebs -who actually play the game by its rules- your MLG skills so they can get jealous.
"Human needs?, sounds like a pleb move!"
Oh no! You are starting to get hungry after noscoping every single person on the server! What to do?!


A. Go eat something.
B. Starve till death.


If you picked A, then you're obviously a pleb. If you want to show your MLG skills, you have to die doing so. Feeling sleepy? Just continue noscoping even while you sleep standing every frickin 2 seconds. Wanna go shower because you're dirty? Just continue noscoping to show how dirty you are, because dirty = MLG
Tryhard.
Don't give a crap about anybody trying to be friendly, because how are you going to show off your MLG skills? What's the point of the weapons if you're just going to be friendly?
Conclusion
If you followed all these MLG steps, you're probably kicked from the server you were playing in right now. If that happened, just comment: "-rep not MLG resistant enough" on the profiles of every person who was on the server you just got kicked from. YOU HAVE COMPLETED THIS VERY INFORMAL GUIDE, NOW YOU CAN REFUND THE SHIP: REMASTED CUZ THE GAME TOO EZ 4 U M8.
10 Comments
MistaHMimE 28 Nov, 2019 @ 4:26pm 
If you need to make or use this guide then The Ship is not made for you. If you suck in this game you better jump off a bridge.
Ghost Cat 23 Aug, 2017 @ 7:07pm 
F u.
-Hip-hop 2pac is dead.
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Fluffyrox4 17 Feb, 2017 @ 7:54pm 
I did all of this. Got banned from every server. 10/10 would MLG again.
femboi carti  [author] 8 Jul, 2016 @ 7:32pm 
:'(
Sighmun 8 Jul, 2016 @ 9:11am 
10/10 guide. Much WOW.

However...
-Rep not MLG resistant enough

:^]
Akira Sweets | Dog Mom 7 Jul, 2016 @ 8:59pm 
now i kno how 2 bb dem xddd dnx m8 guid wuz 69/10
yoink 5 Jul, 2016 @ 8:59am 
yes
femboi carti  [author] 5 Jul, 2016 @ 1:08am 
@mrpotato44 Are my MLG skills not enough for you? If not pls teach me on how to be more MLG.
yoink 4 Jul, 2016 @ 4:28pm 
-rep not MLG resistant enough
femboi carti  [author] 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:58am 
gud guide m8