BADASS WEAPONS
BEFORE YOU ENGAGE IN BLOODY BATTLES YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WILL FIGHT, YOU IDIOT! BADASS SPACE SOLDIERS ONLY USE LASER WEAPONS!
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT!







1. YOUR PRIMARY BADASS WEAPON!
"DESTROYS-ALL-LIFE DISINTEGRATOR 9000!"
HOW TO USE IT?
1.SPAM THE CONTROL POINT\CART!
2.THEY FIGHT IN CLOSE OR MEDIUM COMBAT!
3.SHOOT ALL THE TIME ON THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON!
4.YOU HAVE INFINITE F*CKING AMMO!
5.HE'S GOT DAMAGE ON THE SITE!



"OVER-POMSON ∞"
HOW TO USE IT?
1.SPAM ENEMY F2P BATTLE MEDICS!
2.F*CK THE SENTRY AND RED BOX WITH AMMO!
3.THIS IS ONLY ONE WEAPON FOR YOU!
4.INFINITE AMMO!!!




2.YOUR SECONDARY BADASS WEAPON!
"POCKET EMITTER OF MICROWAVE WAVES 590"
HOW TO USE IT?
1.SPAM THE CONTROL POINT\CART!
2.DEALS DAMAGE TO GROUPS OF ENEMIES!
3.also infinite ammo
4.SHOOT RANDOMLY! THIS IS IMPORTANT!










3.YOUR MELEE BADASS WEAPON!
"THE JUICY PIECE OF FLESH" OR "BRONZE FRYING PAN"!
HOW TO USE IT!?

1. DON'T ♥♥♥♥ING USE IT! CUZ YOU CAN BECOME A SPACE NOOB!
2.IF YOU STILL MANAGED TO GET INTO HAND-TO-HAM FIGHT, BEAT BELOW! THE ENEMIES ARE ALL THE ARMOR ABOVE THE WAIST! FIGHT BELOW! BEAT BELOW! PEE IN THE MIRE!
3.EVERY TIME HOPE IN RANDOM CRITS!

THE REAL BADASS WEAPON NEEDS TO BE LIKE THAT!
ALSO YOU NEED TO USE THIS SUPER PUPER DUPER SECRET TEHNOLOGY!
T.B.S.T.S.
"THE BADASS SPACE TARGET SYSTEM"

THE MAIN STRENGTH OF THESE MONSTERS ARE THE SCOUTS!
Scoots have stolen some of the Badass Engineer Technology! GET THOSE MOTHA♥♥♥♥ERS!
THE OTHERS INCLUDE THE SPECIAL UNITS OF ♥♥♥♥!


^ ALIEN BEETLE AGENTS!
AND ANOTHER DANGERIUS ENEMY!
THE GIBUS ATLETHICK SUPERMUTANT!
HERE ----->
1.ARMED WITH A GIANT GUN: THE MINIGUN
2.A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEALTH
3.VERY STUPID
4.SHARPLY REACT TO THE SPIES! IF YOU NOTICE, THEY GO THROUGH A BUNCH OF YOUR COLLEAGUES AND YOU ARE TRYING TO ELIMINATE!

BEWARE, THEY'RE MOVING IN HERDS! TWO OR THREE INDIVIDUALS!
ALSO ANY OF YOUR ENEMY CAN BECOME A SPECIAL RARE TYPE OF GIBUS! CALLED SIREN!
USUALLY THE CHANCE OF THEIR ORIGINAL APPEARANCE EQUAL TO 11 PERCENT! IF YOU TYPE THE EXCELLENCE IS THE CHANCE INCREASES! CAUTION!
ATTACK: SPAM IN MIC ULTRASONIC WAVE!

KILL ALL YOU MEET!
FIGHT TILL THE LAST DROP OF OXYGEN IN YOUR HATS!
3..2..1!!!
BADASS RESPAWN!!
KILL ALL YOU MEET AGAIN!

NOW, AFTER LEARNING THIS STUPID BADASS WEAPONS! YOU CAN GO OUT ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE! GOD BLESS LASER GUNS!
NOW YOU A REAL BADASS SPACE SOLDIER OF BADASSITUDE! CONGRATS!