Hello we are prof. Landeyx and prof. buttstabber

We shall explore the lands of teufort searching for species (especially now they're very rare)
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WAIT WAIT WHAT?
This guide is 4 months old or so we quitted it 3 months ago...
Its popular again?
Wow thanks guys....
Guess well MAYBE add more days but currently were busy with other guides!

Dustbowl: 9 AM

Well, i hear conga so let's take a look could be a hoovy there.
It was much better.
THERE WERE ONLY HOOVIES.
I had to masquarade myself to come in and take some good photos so i dressed up as a hoovy some nice pair of wintery gloves a sandvich and a tomislav (incase of self-defense) it was very fun at the hoovy party until another wild species came there.
Yes, it was a horde of 3 F2P's they murdered almost all the hoovies out but the hoovies took out their self defenses as did i against this horde of madness.

Quickly running away from these monsters fighting each other i got some good photos as you can see. It was until night that i found a VERY rare species it were actually TWO species combined into eachother! It was a ZOMBIE-PRINCESS-UNICORN!!!
I had never seen one of those before and it was magnificent to see such light and darkness combined into each other into this super rare species only 67 of those species exist!!!

I decided to go to bed and was happy finding these rare species for today.

Whew what a day!

first of all we found a sign of pootisbirds that should be round somewhere but i could not find any.
Then in the darkness we found a scared boxspy! This species is not long in teufort yet but allready critically endangered!!!

Then we got a F2P


AND THEN A HORDE OF WILD MEDICS SUPER-RARE!

We also got some signs of weird things happening...

What i mean from those weird signs is LOOK AT THAT CHAT!

Well thats all for today!

Prof. Buttstaber turn now. Today we went into a strange building while being chased by some strange thing. It was all very strange.


But it looks like the place we entered was a refugee, or better saying, a home for protected species of TF2. We were both suprised by the amazing amout of species we found in the entrance.
The protector of the site was fast to welcome us there.


He showed us the different species of the place, including a captured alien!!!! It had the rare alien disease of the katzosky kick, so he told us to stay away from him.It's worse then the so called Conga disease. Even the man encharged of feeding the alien went in with a special suit and contracted the disease. We heard he will be shot this night.


He also showed us a rare pootis bird. We saw aliens near him. Strange ♥♥♥♥ m8.

We ran away. The alien scout escaped. The protector of the place was killed by that horrible alien and the alien is passing the disease to every one there, including the pumpkin scout, the cyclops scout and the Russian Woman.


The only people (?) that didnt get infected was the Pootis Bird. It looks like it was him that let the alien escape during the night. He also convinced him not to kill him by giving him candy. They are getting smart.



But sadly the intelligent Pootis bird was captured by an alien spaceship while trying to fly away from there. Donate to you local charity to stop alien abductions of pootis birds.


(Look at that alien grinning there,in that corner)

We got away, but that thing is still on our tail and now we got the alien... I hope we can survive.

We got away from that place, taking with us as many species as possible. The F2P hoovy we saw a days earlier appeared again. Weird thinking we were miles away from his first sighting.

We both agreed that the aliens must have done transported him there. They are still after us. A unusual wearing player and his scout wife gave us a place to stay during the night.


They showed us around the house, even showing us a captured demoknight they found. While they are a very common specie, they are very hard to capture because of theyre fierce nature.
(Notice the F2P Hoovy)

We accepted to stay there during the night. We were thinking about the weird things we saw that day, when landeyx had to get up to go to the kitchen. In the way he found the F2P hoovy, nothing special, taking out he was DEAD.

He was fast to call me there. When we got there two demomen were trying to kill a poor Pre-F2P scout. TWO. Which was weird when you think there was only one. We scared the demomans away and saved the poor scout and then we discussed the events... We realized what happened. The Part that the hoovy appeared miles away from the previous place.

the Two demoknights

And the candy that the femscout had in her hand.

THEY WERE FRINCKIN ALIENS IN DISGUISE, and they had clonning devices!!! We ran away from there as fast as possible, taking the dead hoovy with us in hopes of Gaben gicing him life

we got lucky we didnt stay there for long, they would have killed us. But now we are in the wilderness, and we still have the thing after us
Don't use the candy cane,aliens will get you.

After running away for the second time we entered through a very dense forest. We were gonna camp there when some smoke appeared and a thousands spy ninjas captured us.


When we woke up, we were in... SUIJIN!!!


The Ninja Spys tortured us in hope of us telling more about the aliens striking theyre skies. After an hour, they dragged us to a cage full of different species, like the reversed pumpkin spy, the Pre- F2P hoovy, a pumpkin Hoovy, a demokninja, a random soldier, and much much more.


We were afraid... very afraid. We heard through the door that we had to win in a fight agaisnt theyre priced hoovy ninja boxing champion (HNBC) to get out. To show us his strengh, they dragged us to an arena and showed him killing the pumpkin hoovy that was next to us moments ago.


It was all to terrible to describe. What we did to him obviously. The pumpkin hoovy was okay in the end because, you know, they are immortall. And in the end of the fight we saw that the HNBC was actually a buffed up ninja spy in disguise. They let us out in response to our win. Outside we saw a bunch of engydeers killing a poor group of demokninjas. The ghost of the demokninja told us to GO AWAY BEFORE THEY GET HERE. Nonthless, we decided to stay there during the night before going away, since the spy ninjas would know if we decided to run away in the midlle of the night.

Prof Landeyx here.
Prof Buttstabber gets some rest. He's tired of being scared in a corner,waiting until i fought those hoovies yesterday. Heh. (Prof. Buttstaber here, I wasnt scared, I was trying to go super saiyan by screaming. K bye...)<- LIES

Anyways, i've got not much today, it was a hectic day but much photos i couldn't get because of this W+M1 pyro species. These species are very deadly,GOD they're hatefull. That the ****ing aliens abduct those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ first m8.

Snipers seem to find a way to become a bird species too (they are allready a bird species like the sniper owl but now they use other animals for movement) i saw this huntsman sniper trying to fly on his bird m8.

Sadly,there was a disease going on,yes,the kazotsky disease was spreading.

I was infected too but i managed to get out of it.
We decided to flee. A weird guy welcomed us to his place and gave us a bed to rest.

Suddenly,at night we've got waked up by this dude that welcomed us. He said that we ned to run for our lives because of a wild horde murdering F2P's was approaching. We knew how devastating this horde can be! (see day one) after a while on foot Buttstabber saw in the farth some fire. We checked it out and it seemed that we found a refugee. Pyro's we're burning some dead bodies of pootisbirds. We throwed our F2P body at the pyro's too and watched him burn. GabeN have his young soul.

It was also the sniper you can see on the container his birthday. We roasted some ham and sandviches and talked about the christmas and the robo sandviches.

While i relaxed on a dispenser,buttstabber was searching the area for species. He has found much but we can't show them all. But he made a list: a monkeyneer,a pro scout,a demoknight,a demopirate,a spysassin,4 pootis birds,6 pyrosharks,a sniperowl,2 archimedics,3 hoovies,1 boxspy and 4 relaxineers (also called lazyneers).

After finding those species buttstabber came to relax too. It became a fine night.

(notice the boxspy)

When i,myself, explored the building i found some special residents.
The pootis birds had their own tower. The monkeyneers lived there too with the other bird species.
The banananeer (a new species that came trough the GunMettle age) wich is not even two,three weeks old seems to be a hard worker. They are good friends with monkeyneers. There were severly guards guarding everything. And the hoovies had a room full with sandviches. Boxspies lived together in a box room. And pyrosharks had an underground pool.

When first making a picture of one of the pyrosharks in the morning we continued our journey.

After a while we ran into a zombie engineer!!! He was ugly as ****
But,he was very friendly showing us their base.
some spies were rocking everything on a table.

We also found a sing of a samuraii soldier talking to a medinana.
Medinanas are not workers,they're relaxers.
But a princess heavy with a beard killed the samuraii soldier.

GabeN have his soul. Well the princess was ugly so we all murdered him and throwed him in the rivers. GabeN did'nt like that so he released the Kazotsky virus.
The kazotsky infected people said "RUN!!!" what we did ofc. We climbed trough vents and ended up in the sewers. After a while of walking we arrived very far from the kazotsky virus.

At night,we arrived in the city Jugo. A Dovaheavy walked by. These b*tches can scream your ears out and are resistant to coldness. The Dovaheavy gave us a sandvich. It smelled like dragons. Dovaheavies use the ancient scream of the "POOTISPAW"
Suddenly,we saw a little guy running to the parking lot.
We followed him and at the parking lot we saw a pootis bird wizard. These Birds use magic instead of arms to fly.
They used the elevator and we got in with them. The little man was a mini heavy. He was very fun and cute.
Look at that beard tough. When we we're fully up on the parking lot there was the magic flying of the pootis bird. It was a jet m8 no lying i swear there was a jet. We got in and arrived then at a beatifull forest. Far away you could see the city and there was a noodle restaurant.

The Magic pootis bird got in the forest and the little heavy got into the noodle restaurant. We followed him cuz we had hunger. NOODLES :D. A scout served the lil heavy a robo sandvich.
I had such hunger and stole the sandvich from the little heavy. Buttstabber still warned me but it was too late. The scout only said "GIMME MY 50 DOLLARS" the heavy punched me of the chair then he killed the scout. We won't show some big pictures but here's a bloody bar. Buttstabber and i ran fast away.

Prof. Buttstaber Here. After getting away from that bar (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Landeyx)(I WAS HUNGRY), we reached a storage house where people store the different species. But there was a thing... it wasnt people!!! It was damn aliens!!! Sadly we didnt get any photos of them but we did get a photo of one ghost before he passed away.


Not only do they like candy cane, as they use gibus.... you never know who to trust. You can also see in the picture the rarest of species, only existing a few, not because they are endangered but because they are new. Evolving from a mixture of a Banaspy and a Unusual Wearing Player (AKA. A alien disguise), they started existing less than a month ago. Though unusual players are never to be trusted, he was a banana variant, and bananas are the symbol of trust, so we decided to let him go. He can be seen again here with a Bearded Russian Woman, another rare specie.

(Notice the blood of the aliens)

Inside the remaining boxes were a horde of W+M1 pyros. We were fast to lock them but some got away. But those ones that did get out didnt attack us. Are the aliens trying to make them smart?


Then we saw the one. The Choosen one. That wasnt smart. But it was strong. Very strong. We killed it but not before taking a photo. We normaly dont kill the species but this was a messed up alien experience.


We realized that they were trying to make the W+M1 pyros not only smart but strong... truly a combination to be feared. But there was still an alien communicator (Desguised as a friendly dispenser) there. The Russian Woman decided to kill it. He punched it.


And punched it


Until the owner of the dispenser apeared. He said he wanted the normal dispenser back. He was a toolbox engy, a engy that likes his toys so much, that it decided to become one himself.


Because of that the Russian woman befriended the dispenser and said sorry. They will be getting married this weekend. The Special Team Fortress 2 Hoovy Cops (STFHC) appeared, but we had already taken care of everything. But they did tell us about a interesting forest nearby with sightings of many pootis bird, so we slept there and moved to the forest the morning after.

As you can see there's a mediwolf standing behind the heavy,mediwolfs bite people and the bite is a healing bite. Very strange.

We reached the forest that the hoovy police was talking about. And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, werent there alot of species. We started with some underground mines that were there. Engys like to hide there all the time. And is it not that we found one right away! Kinda...


It wasnt a real engy. It was a controlled robot. We tough, maybe its those damn aliens again, since he had even built a possible engy nest (remember, mini sentry is evil -Archibald Muselk)


But the actual owner of the nest appeared afer a while. It was a relaxo enginner. Though very common, they are very timid and like to hide in the weirdest of places (Watch Muselk guide on this amazing species). Looks like he built the robot so he could have someone to relaxo with.


We decided to explore the forest a bit more. After a while we found two normal Scouts, on the same mission as we were. But, as anyone would know, Conga is extremely deadly to normal Scouts. A Hoovy appeared and he was infected with Conga. Though harmeless to anyone, Normal Scouts get easily killed by it every year.


We continue expploring after getting away from a range of 333 meters of the hoovy (the range a conga can be contagious). We explored for the rest of the day, not stopping until we found a pootis Bird. After many hours searching, we did it. We found it!!


With it was another rare species, a Box Spy.



We were so happy to find them. But sadly it didnt last long as that hoovy appeared again and passed the disease to the Pootis Bird and the Box Spy.

(In this image you can see quite the amazing thing, an Box Spy out of his protective card-board shield)

We were gonna set up in the forest, but then we saw this.



The clooning machine must not be far away. How could there be two Jack Spoldiers? The aliens, obviously. We went back to the city we left this morning and sleept there, in hopes of the hoovy forgetting our face.

So the mighty heavy didnt find us and kill us during our sleep (we got lucky). But just for safety we decided to get out of this city. We heard about a desert like place not to far away from the city. So... lets go there we though. We were fast to find species there... so many species. We will start by the infamous Octopus Scout, one specie that decided to say ''♥♥♥♥ Logic'' and be an Octupus in the Desert. Actually quite common animals, they live only in the desert.


This one has been cooked by the Mexican Pyro, his natural predator. Though very friendly in nature, many people have witnessed seeing some out of the desert using agressive tactics like the infamous W+M1 tactic. We dont know if such migration is connected to the aliens but we can hope that it isnt.

(Note: Landeyx is a mexican pyro too!)

A big population of hoovys existed there, though we only took photos to those we mattered, like this Improved F2P Hoovy, which used a demon pact to get his first hat (though the pact didnt mention it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hat)


And also a pootis bird, who are actually growing in population contrary to popular belief. This one is an agressive type so we decided to stay a bit away from him. Jk, we went face to face with him and he befriend us pretty quickly (thanks to the all mighty gaben for such luck)


We even saw a rare engy and his engy machine. It was a fat monkey engy, quite the rare thing, and he built a robot to be with him, though it wasnt as perfect as the relaxo engineer one.



And now the snipers... OH the snipers, there was an amazing amount of snipers there. There was three species to be exact, the bird riding specie, the Owl specie and the normal specie. They were there to discuss the use of birds in a sniper life. We managed to trasnlate some OUS from the Owl snipers and saw that they didnt like the use of theyr ancestors as a riding instrument.


But in the end it all ended well and the owl snipers, experts in that subject, decided to give a jazz concert to the species near by.


Such species were the market gardener soldiers. In the area there was two kinds, the newb and the pro, both shown in the next two pictures.



We were also enjoying the show when an handsome sniper went to ask us to go to a place. We went there and he gave us something very special... A bullet to the chest. It was a Unusual wearing spy, AKA an ninja spy.


Landeyx dodged the bullet, i fell ,eyes blank. He, in a blitz of fury, took out the shotgun and shot the spy.But an actual alien got in the way of the shot. He tried shooting again but the UW Spy got away. Nonthless, He went for a killing blow on the alien that defended him. The alien was very weak, but that was no time for mercy.


But before he let Landeyx kill him, he wrote a message on the ground. Landeyx shot him and healed me with our BPMG (BackPack MediGun)

The message said:

4/1/25/ /20/23/5/14/20/25

What does it mean???

We found an underground base were we set the species free to walk around there. We decided to see everything we got at that point since we have lost count of it all at this point. The Hoovys decided to have a big party to celebrate the marriage between the Soviet Woman and the Dispenser. It was quite scary actually.

(Notice all the miniguns spreaded out in the ground)

An owl sniper decided to dance a bit (we checked and he wasnt infected, dont worry)


But getting back to the hoovys, we have in our ''collection'' a super hoovy (notice how he holds the minigun like it was nothing), A Amazingly-Soviet Hoovy, a Monster Hoovy, a Newby Hoovy and even a witch hoovy, that had his ear bitten off.





We even had a box trot with us and we didnt knew :D


We had a Gibus Spy and a Pre-F2P Scout. (Notice the gibus spy trying to kill someone and getting destroyed)




We also had a Bird medic and a badly built robot engy, gifted by the monkey engy of day 13.



An alien even appeared but a hero was fast to show up and spray tons of piss on him, something they are deplly alergic to, somehow.



And this is just some of the species we have. Sorry there wasnt much story today but we were all very busy preparing to the marriage tomorrow. We decided to show some of the many species because that was fast and informative. We even tried to take a photo to a Ceaser Hoovy but he went to a cliff nearby and let Gravity do the rest. He left a note tho.

wkhb duh frplqj

They do write weird.

And we're back!
Long ago there were two professors. Landeyx and Buttstabber.
They made this guide but left it to be what it was.
We will sometimes add new sections.
Stay tuned....

We came into a place with lots of lava (HOTHOTHOT)
"Where the **** are we?"

Lots of specie were to be found.
First of all we found a boxspy. When he saw us he hid under his protective box.

Zombie scouts appeared! They wanted to hurt the boxspy! Buttstabber screamed,but i shot the scouts!

The boxspy was actually a witch heavy! He thanked us and asked us if we had a wish.
We asked him if we could see our good friend,dispenser,again,who was married with a russian woman. He teleported us there and we saw dispenser. Sadly he became single again. He found out Maria pootis was a man when they tried to... you know!

-Zombie princess unicorns exist
-Pootisbirds not endangered anymore
-F2P more rare then pootis birds
-Weird m8 with white face exist
-Kazotsky disease worse then conga
-Female russians
-Aliens like candy
-Pootis birds get captured
-F2P very fast
-Aliens have cloning device
-The common metard is often found trough the two cities tour (99% chance)
-Suijin is full of ninja spies
-Demokninjas exist even in the afterlife
-THEY ARE COMING
-Katzotsky capable of infecting normal humans
-W+M1 Pyros hate continues to grow
-Guardineers exist
-Banananeer hard worker
-Pyro sharks also like non wilderness waters
-Monkeyneers like Banananeers
-GabeN does'nt like princess hoovies with beards being thrown dead in rivers because they kill cool samuraii soldiers and are ugly.
-Pyrosharks had an evolution
-Zombieneers became friendly
-"POOTISPAW"
-Never steal a robo sandvich from a lil heavy when a scout i screaming "GIMME MY 50 DOLLARS"
-Pootis Bird Wizards use jets.
-The aliens are making Experiments to improve the most hated species
-Toolbox Engies really like their toys
-Russian Woman marrying 3/10/2015 with dispenser. Send flowers.
-Conga kills scouts
-Relaxineers intelligent for building robots
-Desert if full of species.
-Owl snipers dont like bird riding snipers
-The specie Spycralien Exist.
-The specie Jedi exist.
-2Fort is invaded by aliens
-The big city Contains a lot of wierd spieces

Hey guys.
I see people are still checking this guide out.
The thing is... we discontinued the guide.
BUT we're currently working on a NEW SIMULAR guide!
The guide will also be bout TF2 species.
I'l show you some pictures:









The guide is taking ALOT of work.
We're working with 3 people on it.
We hope to release it in a week maybe two!
Stay tuned!

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http://sp.zhabite.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=448227690

http://sp.zhabite.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=443273227

http://sp.zhabite.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=438846356

Check out prof Landeyx's SFM guide (not perfect):

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Also, save the melon!

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