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The road to Global Elite

By BLU☰

I will show you guys how to reach global quickly and efficiently.

Award

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Category: Achievements

Languages: English

Category: Getting Started, Individual Skill, Team Strategy, Competition

Modes: Bomb Defuse

Equipment: Rifles, Sniper Rifles

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Updated

1 Jan, 2015 @ 12:07pm

8 Oct, 2019 @ 10:41pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Getting Started

Choose your weapon~

TeamWork~

Music Kit~

Last but not least~

I lied, one more thing~

Comments

Getting Started

Set avatar to a kawaii girl, it will enhance your hormones & MLG. Here is that you can use.

If you don't know how to change your avatar look it up on Youtube or google \(ಠ_ಠ)/

I guess One Direction are anime girls too

Choose your weapon~

The only weapon you will ever use is the Awp. If you have $4750 you're good to go. If you don't have the money, you go beg a teammate to buy you won. Don't correct me on "won" I know it's one lol.

TeamWork~

1. If you see only ONE guy at B-tunnels, make sure you call out that it's a B-rush.

2. If you don't a have a mic, at least you won't be playing crappy music over it.

3. If you see an enemy, RUN while spraying is the best way to finish him off.

4. Screaming "LEEROY JENKINS!!!" over the mic will guarantee a clutch.

5. If you don't know how to use a flashbang correctly, make sure you buy two of them and chuck norris it at whatever is infront of you.

But when I do, I make sure it was kawaii ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Music Kit~

Play your OWN music to get all pumped up, welcome to the clutch! And please don't turn your hacks on when you start losing. Please don't turn MLG like the washer machine.

Last but not least~

Practice in deathmatch before playing a comp match, make sure you're not downloading hentai in the background. Also, it's a smart idea to play comp when your ping is as high as snoop. If you follow all the directions of this guide it will look something like the video.

And no senpai will never notice you (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

I lied, one more thing~

This guide was 100% legit not a joke, please follow the directions. You will become Global Potatoe~

62 Comments

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hello 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:45pm

thx

AdamadicSon - Katemos 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:38pm

Nice Guide, man

Yuaru 14 Aug, 2019 @ 9:35pm

Directions unclear Got my dick stuck in a toaster.

xCrims0n 7 Oct, 2018 @ 5:02am

Having reached global several times, I can confirm this guide has helped. The years may pass, but every once in a while I come back to remember the guide that made me the player I am today. ♥