Communication wins matches in CS2—unless you're doing it wrong on purpose. Skip boring callouts like “two B.” Instead, after charging into a 1v5 and getting dropped, scream “DO I EVEN HAVE A TEAM?!” Bonus points if you blame the loss on the top frag who's been dead all round. For efficiency, make a key bind to spam “TRASH TEAM” instantly. Because nothing builds morale like audio spam full of insults.

Precision aiming? That’s for nerds. Just hold down mouse1 with your AK and let recoil RNG carry you. If you miss, say you were “setting up the trade.” Want to look like you're improving? Load up a recoil training map and pretend you're practicing. You won’t actually learn anything, but hey—it looks productive.

Round one? Insta-buy a Deagle because you know you’re cracked with it. Lose the round? Rush buy a P90 and storm B like it owes you money. Never save, and definitely don’t communicate your buys. Saving for an AWP is for people who don’t live on the edge. If your squad tries to coordinate an eco, mute them. They lack your fearless investment strategy.

Know one smoke lineup for street cred, then throw flashes at your teammates for dominance. Blinding your entry fragger? Power move. Molotovs? Best used to trap the bomb carrier or block rotates—just for laughs. Smokes? Yeet them at a random corner and call it “cutting off vision.”

Forget all that fancy talk about counter-strafing and movement mechanics. Crouch-walk like a stealth god—right into a headshot. Jumping? Slam crouch mid-air for that 1-in-a-million glitch clip. You’ll die, sure, but your commitment to the bit is undeniable.

Want true infamy? Make your team hate you so much they vote you out. Mic spam “WHO TOOK MY PASTA?” or flash your squad every single round. Bonus: knife a teammate and say it was “muscle memory.” When the ban hammer drops, take it with pride—you made your mark.

Whiffed your spray? Lag. Got bodied in a 1v1? Smurf. 2-15 stat line? Clearly cheating enemies and a broken engine. Immediately open a new thread titled “FIX CS2 NOW” and wait for the sympathy. Self-awareness is optional when deflection is this easy.

CS2 is about flex, not frags. Got a Karambit Fade? Inspect it mid-round and ignore everything else. Get fragged while looking at it? Worth. Remember skins equal wins.

Three bottom-frag games in a row? Doesn’t count—you’re still warming up. Accused of throwing? Just say you’re “trying new strats.” If they don’t buy it, challenge them to a 1v1—and immediately leave when you're down 3 rounds. Tactical repositioning, not quitting.

CS2 is part shooter, part emotional roulette. One match you’re a frag god, the next you’re being roasted by a kid who can’t vote. Embrace the chaos—rage, laugh, cry, and then queue up again. When all else fails, type “VALORANT IS FOR BABIES” in chat to remind everyone who’s boss.