"You’re going to be huntin Hog for a long time. It’s a big vast wasteland out there. You, your children, and your children's children, can hunt this Hog for the next hundred years and you’ll never find it"
-Kissin' Hogg Barlow

Alright, you're here for one thing: Finding Wyatt Earp’s Fat Hog. This isn't some regular porker; this beast is like the meanest, thickest hog you've ever seen. Follow these steps and you might just get out with your dignity intact.

Step 1: Learn to speak Hog and watch the short video below.

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Step 2: (This is the most important step)
GIVE UP

Where This Menace Lurks
If you’re fool enough to try, head to Bluewater Marsh, north of Saint Denis. Just follow the smell of ass and you’ll find him in no time.

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Good luck. Wyatt Earp’s Fat Hog has been through more than enough to be considered legendary. Legend has it if you manage to bring it down, you’ll get the Legendary Boar Tusk and pelt—but you might also get a lifetime of paranoia, because he always raises from the dead in just 3 days time, ready to fight again

So maybe just turn around now, find a nice deer to shoot instead, and let this hog haunt someone else’s nightmares.