SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS

SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS

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How to get Latinas
By Buttermilk
This step-by-step guide will show you how to fulfill Shadow the Hedgehog's ultimate goal. To get some Latinas.
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STEP 1: FIGURE OUT WHICH COUNTRY
Latinas live in Latin America, which is a term that refer to countries in North and South America where Romance languages are spoken (eg. Spanish, French). The best country for you is based on proximity or which culture you like the most. Use the map to the left to figure out which country is best for you or which you prefer.
STEP 2: GET A PASSPORT
After you figured out which country to go to, you'll need a passport in order to get there. Legally traveling there is your best bet.
The easiest way to get a passport is to steal that faker's passport since everyone thinks you two are the same person.
STEP 3: PLAN YOUR TRIP
Most common way of traveling to Latin America is by airplane. But considering you're basically the fastest thing alive you can easily run there on foot using your air shoes. If the ocean is an issue, just use your newly aquired Doom Surf ability (image on left). You can unlock Doom Surf by interacting with the Power Sealing Device after defeating the first boss
Traveling by foot requires a prearranged visa. Applying by one can be found online. When applying, remember to state yourself as "Sonic the Hedgehog" since you're using his passport.
As an example, here is Mexico's: https://consulmex.sre.gob.mx/nuevayork/index.php/en/visas-foreigners
STEP 4: LANGUAGE & APPROACHING LATINA
The official language of South America is Spanish
Exceptions: Majority of Brazil speak Portuguese. Majority of Suriname speak Dutch and Saran Tongo. Majority of Guyana speak Guyanese Creole. And the majority of French Guiana speak French
Make sure you know their language because there is no communication without language (duh).
Once you have found a Latina you are interested in, its go time! Do what you gotta do to get that Latina to fall for you!
ENDING NOTE
Shoutout to all the Latina Baddies
54 Comments
Sonic-Shadow 19 Jun @ 4:37pm 
Latina required, lost my virg*ny to one
TheLegend0824 17 Jun @ 7:37am 
Latina acquired:steamhappy:
Annalise 31 May @ 7:13pm 
RECONHECEU QUE NÃO É SÓ ESPANHOL NA AMERICA LATINA. QUE BASED MDS
zeo1337 20 May @ 5:12pm 
Thanks, it worked for me.
sanchys 17 May @ 4:29pm 
i'll teach portuguese to shadow
Qwertyiop#B.B.Q. 8 May @ 10:05am 
Wow man I'm laughing so hard look at me I'm laughing so hard your so fucking funny bro
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wavemicro73 6 May @ 9:11pm 
Racist :steamthis::steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
Ryan Shanahan 4 May @ 10:20pm 
Fascinating! :steamhappy:
Microsoft Powerpoint 27 Apr @ 4:26pm 
interessting
•𝓒𝓻𝓸𝓴𝔂• 27 Apr @ 3:35pm 
helped a bunch:ShadowGenerations: thanks