Five Nights at Freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's

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How to fuc the bear
By Hollow
the age old quesiton
   
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preparations
You must prepare to sex the bear, very important no?

step 1: Boot up steam
step 2: leave pc to grab lube and tissues (or whatever the woman equivalent is)
step 3: make sure nobody will interupt.
Go time
After preparations have been made, now you must do the following steps:

step 4: Boot up a browser of your choice
step 4.5 (preferred, but purely optional): Go incognito mode
step 5: go to r34 and search up Freddy_Fazbear
step 6: do the deed.
Yes you have been scammed
♥♥♥♥ you you freaks
12 Comments
LongJohnJim 22 hours ago 
this is the most helpful guide in human history
Marshlelo_101 23 hours ago 
very useful. thank you for this guide
:steammocking:
Maxiimilliongolem 21 Jun @ 8:47am 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a crappy copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry man i am not taking the risk
kiarakuttis1 21 Jun @ 8:06am 
i agree with sugarschild
sugarschild 18 Jun @ 9:35am 
I almost threw up reading this. absolutely disgusting. I didn't think this level of utter degeneracy could even leave someone's keyboard. please uninstall steam immediately.
meccaboy1115 16 Jun @ 11:30am 
he did not invite me to five nights in my bed with with freddy fazballz
Mr. Devious 15 Jun @ 10:19pm 
False advertising, this guide promised me that I would fuc the bear and yet there is no bear for me to fuc, I followed every step exactly as you said and it didn't happen, Freddy Fazbear has yet to invite me to spend Five Nights at Freddy's. 0/10 I am extremely disappointed and enraged, consider this the last time you post false information on the internet.
Silanas 11 Jun @ 12:07am 
whhy fuck bar
rus 4 Jun @ 5:39pm 
Disgusting
AnorakTheAK 1 Jun @ 9:43am 
thx for the new pfp. (still unpatched!)