Sonic Frontiers

Sonic Frontiers

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IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
By Tyrone
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥' QUILLY ♥♥♥♥ OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL ♥♥♥♥. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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steps on how to sonic frontier
Steps of how to sonic frontier

1. Open Sonic Frontiers

2. Listen to the main menu theme.

3. Realise they cut the song right before the drop.

4. Feel annoyed that the game just edged you into hearing the song

5. Crawl into a pit of sorrow and despair.

6. I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

65 Comments
Yuzzify 5 Jun @ 6:09pm 
i didnt know english could be used this poetically
Randomperson3 16 May @ 7:21pm 
Peak.
Balazo Kawaii 15 May @ 4:34am 
Egg :SonicManiaItemBox:
Sl1mshady 28 Apr @ 6:36am 
Thank you eggiman for such useful information:ShadowGenerations:
silverwolf 18 Mar @ 1:37pm 
thank you eggman. this truly was... our sonic frontiers...
JudgƎ 4 Mar @ 8:30am 
Absolute peak ✋😐🤚
RYODAN_9911 3 Mar @ 5:39pm 
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damienkops 26 Feb @ 7:44am 
Dang, Eggman's very angry...
Wii Remote 19 Jan @ 5:58pm 
shadow+sega after seeing this: 🤬
Crewface 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm 
WTF IS THAT SHADOW DICK