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Introduction

This guide is to keep track of conversations and the outcomes/stats of the choices. Hopefully this will help lead to endings and outcomes needed.

-Cheers

Breakdown

Each question has 4 different outcomes, but only two different stats (eg. The outcomes are "So Bold," "Not So Bold," "So Smart," and "Not So Smart." But there are only two stats possible "Bold" or "Smart.") I figured out that depending on what stat you have that is higher than another specific stat during the question will determine which outcome you get (eg. For the example before I have Boldness 3 and Smarts 9, if I choose the option for Bold then I will end up with the "Not So Bold" outcome and if I choose the option for Smart then I will get the "So Smart" outcome and vice versa if my Boldness is higher than Smarts.) I hope this makes sense. Feel free to ask me if you need more help. ^-^''

Just in case something doesn't make sense here's a breakdown and further explanation.

Stat Names

Short Form

Smarts

S

Boldness

B

Creativity

C

Charm

Ch

Fun

F

Sign

Meaning

>

Greater than

<

Less than

*NOTE: This is not always guaranteed. There are times when the stats are equal and you get a negative result. There are also times when the other stat is lower than the one you are aiming for and still not get the result you are hoping for.

Example:

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

GUILT TRIP! Ask Aaravi to make pots to give back to the poor old man whose hundreds of pots she has broken over the last several months.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

♥♥♥♥ GUILT! Aaravi should make her OWN pots... then break THOSE to get rupees! INFINITE MONEY!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Current Stats:

Stats

#

Smarts

11

Boldness

9

Creatvity

8

Charm

5

Fun

6

B > Ch
Bold > Charm
Bold: 9 > Charm: 5
Outcome = So Bold

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Conversations and Secret Endings (All Endings and Events) by Day Walker
This guide has all of the conversations of the characters and how to answer correctly or incorrectly. Explains how answering works and connects to your stats. Also has how to achieve Secret Endings.
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Aaravi & Hex

These are solo conversations with Aaravi & Hex and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Attempt to retrieve a sacred artifact from the sacred Volleyball Temple.

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Look at your reflection in the lake and say "Bloody Mary Xtreme Beach Volleyball Edition" 3 times.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Frantically look for the first thing you can get from the lake. Can you find something ridiculously useful? Will the absurdity gods favor you this time?

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Stick your hand out of the water and give Aaravi the best weapon of all: a thumbs-up.

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Lake

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

"This landscape has no emotional meaning for either of you. Try painting a landscape you're both attached to: Aaravi's internal organs!"

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

"The problem with your landscape is that it's lacking in hotdogs. You should increase its hotdogginess by... 500%."

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Use its spine as the world's craziest crazy straw.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

The ethical, sustainable option: plant the deer's kidneys to grow more deer.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Woods

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

GUILT TRIP! Ask Aaravi to make pots to give back to the poor old man whose hundreds of pots she has broken over the last several months.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

♥♥♥♥ GUILT! Aaravi should make her OWN pots... then break THOSE to get rupees! INFINITE MONEY!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Aaravi loves upgrading all her gear with magic and whatnot. Upgrade the kite by tying some blades to it, and see what happens!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

ENTER AND CONQUER THE SCENE OF HARDCORE HYPER-COMPETITIVE KITE FLYING.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Ned, the necromancer; did you know he doubles as a powerful baker? If he can raise the dead, he can surely raise a cake!

B > F

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

A bard. ALWAYS A BARD.

F < B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < B

Not So Fun

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Get a hardcore dating pro to write a comprehensive online guide: "How to Date (Your Name): An Unexpected, Off Meta Strategy to Boost Your Win Rate."

S > B

So Smart

+3 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-3 Boldness

The current meta favors tank players, because it requires tons of HP and favors defensive stats. Use forbidden magicks to become an ACTUAL TANK!

B > S

So Bold

+3 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

Aaravi & Hex Continued...

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Use "Personal Lubricant" on "Battle Axe" to craft "Sexy Battle Axe."

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Use "Horse Legs" on "Horse Torso" to craft "Romantic Horse Ride."

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

The ability to craft cryptic personal inside jokes together.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

DOUBLE JUMP.

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Help the local mayor to open a Tik Tok account so he can bond with his teenage son.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Collect 10 turnips for the town's guard, who's totally not using them to pleasure himself.

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the second option will give you the TURNIP BOYFRIEND achievement*

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Stat Levels

Outcome

Stat

Side

"Hex is right! I just found that messenger's IMD page. His name is Todd Zombiehead, and he's defo an actor."

C >/< B

So Creative

N/A

HEX

"Aaravi's right! That's no actor, and I can prove it... by hurling his corpse into the sea!"

B >/< C

So Bold

N/A

AARAVI

Location(s): All

(Stats don't matter. Whatever you choose you will be on track to achieve AARAVI & HEX'S SECRET ENDING QUEST/BAGEL. *See Aaravi & Hex's Secret Endings sections to continue this option.*

Aaravi & Hex's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Aaravi & Hex's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Aaravi & Hex to the meteor shower in order to achieve the ending.

QUEST/BAGEL
*NOTE: Successfully achieving all 3 endings will give you the WHY NOT ALL? achievement*

-There are 3 possible endings depending on what options you choose:

Choosing a different side for both conversations (i.e., 1st convo: Aaravi side, 2nd convo: Hex side; or 1st convo: Hex side, 2nd convo: Aaravi side) will give you the QUEST-BAGEL route
Choosing the options that are AARAVI'S side for both conversations will give you the QUEST route
Choosing the options that are HEX'S side for both conversations will give you the BAGEL route

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Stat Levels

Outcome

Stat

Side

"Hex is right! I just found that messenger's IMD page. His name is Todd Zombiehead, and he's defo an actor."

C >/< B

So Creative

N/A

HEX

"Aaravi's right! That's no actor, and I can prove it... by hurling his corpse into the sea!"

B >/< C

So Bold

N/A

AARAVI

Location(s): All

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Outcome

Stat

Side

"Hex, the 'Axe of Golden Demise' isn't for slaughtering enemies. It's for slaughtering BAGELS! By chopping them perfectly in half!"

F >/< B

So Fun

N/A

AARAVI

"Aaravi, napkins are just tiny shields! They might not give a huge defensive boost, but you've got 200 of 'em here. Mamma Mia, that's a lotta shield!"

B >/< F

So Bold

N/A

HEX

Location(s): All

ROUTE 1: QUEST-BAGEL

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

"Trick question. ALL of the cream cheeses are poisoned... with chemical additives and refined sugars!"

C > S

So Creative

+3 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

"It's obviously the one labeled 'Poison-Flavored Cream Cheese.'"

S > C

So Smart

+3 Boldness

S < C

Not So Smart

-3 Boldness

Location(s): All

ROUTE 2: QUEST

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Attack the Dungeon Boss in its HEART! Text its ex-lovers and ask if they'd be willing to spitefully share its weaknesses!

Ch > S

So Charming

+3 Smarts

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

Attack the Dungeon Boss in its PRIVACY! Hack into its laptop and snoop through its search history until you find its weakness!

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Boldness

S > Ch

So Smart

+3 Boldness

Location(s): All

ROUTE 3: BAGEL

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Get some lube, and coat your esophagus with it! It'll ease the bagels down, and you'll look like a kinky genius.

C > F

So Creative

+3 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

Nobody said you had to use your MOUTH to eat the bagels. There are other holes you could stuff bread inside.

F < C

Not So Fun

-3 Creativity

F > C

So Fun

+3 Creativity

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Achieving this ending will unlock A GLASS OF CURSE at the Campfire Bar*

AARAVI'S AMENDS

- Obtain FLASK GENIE at the Camp Fire Bar.

Aaravi & Hex and Norah

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

"You must learn empathy! Life is like your favorite soccer videogame: if you don't listen to your goalie's feelings, you will eventually lose!"

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

"You must learn patience! An apology is like a complex eurogame that takes longer to set up than to play, but it's totally worth it!"

S > F

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Aaravi & Hex and Norah

-Second interaction is just dialogue.

Choice

Stat

Result

Go through the dialogue

+3 Charm

Continue secret ending

Skip through the dialogue Press 'F'

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Fail secret ending

*NOTE: Pressing 'F' will give you the CONGRATZ ON BEING IMPATIENT achievement*

Aaravi & Hex and Norah

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

"All that time has made you a better person! Use the 500 conscience points you've gained during this quest to buy 'Improved Self Confidence(TM)!'"

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

"Find a guide online that lists Wesley's weakness, so you can craft an apology that's super effective against him!"

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Aaravi & Hex and Calculester Interactions

These are conversations with Aaravi & Hex and Calculester and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

People don't pay for the product, they pay the BRAND. Just put some parsley on it and give it an elegant French name.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Add some ketchup. Ketchup makes everything taste pretty okay!

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): Scout HQ

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Tons of wild mascots live in the woods around camp. If you catch one, you can tame it and train it to be the perfect mascot!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

The most recognizable iconography in the world stems largely from major religions. LOOK TO THE SCRIPTURES!

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Scout HQ

Aaravi & Hex and Dahlia Interactions

These are conversations with Aaravi & Hex and Dahlia and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Braid the most badass friendship bracelet ever.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Arrange a casual (yet platonic) date for the girls' legs, so they can get to know each other better.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Camp Dome

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Don't just attract the bird. Snare it with bird trap music.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Use the one call no bird can resist: a booty call.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Woods

Aaravi & Hex and Damien Interactions

These are conversations with Aaravi & Hex and Damien and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Tobacco use is one of the leading causes of death in our modern society. So beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of your enemies... with CIGARETTES.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

In the words of Theodore Roosevelt: "Speak softly, and tie an angry badger and five loaded guns to the end of a big stick."

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Camp Dome

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Stat

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Stat

Break open the box labeled "IN CASE OF BOAT DRAMA, TAKE THIS ECSTASY."

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Yell "Teambuilding!", then stab them both.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Discuss the most current injustices and problematic situations, so you can all stay... woke.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Binge all 32 Shrek movies IN ONE NIGHT!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

Aaravi & Hex and Joy Interactions

These are conversations with Aaravi & Hex and Joy and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Sigils are basically drawings, right? So just draw a demon! You're great at drawing hot demons!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Draw every sigil you know: a smiley face, the Batman logo, and the tiny dude from the walk symbol on traffic lights.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Manor

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Look up its call using Shazam.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

When in doubt, it's a bear.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > S

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Woods

*NOTE: Selecting and failing the second choice will reveal one of the BEARS to reach the BEWARE OF BEARS ACHIEVEMENT*

Calculester

These are solo conversations with Calculester and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Outcome 1

Stat

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De-moisturize him with some extremely dry British humor.

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

You're always solving other people's problems. Stand your ground this time. It's the seagull's fault, so make the seagull fix it!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Catfishing them.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Offering them free dental care.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Use macaroni for the art of fashion, by crafting sexy macaroni underwear!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Totally flip the script by using macaroni for the art... OF COOKING!!!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Location(s): Scout HQ

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

A comprehensive heart-to-heart about drug safety.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

A super-cool haircut to help him impress all the other plants! ... Or at least a very fashionable toupee.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Woods

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Stat

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Stat

Upload an image of your lips to his hard drive via the most intimate medium: a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Whisper beautiful numbers to each other.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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500 copies of Immanuel Kant's "Critique of Pure Reason", buried at a crossroads.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Whoever's at the top of the official World Karma Scoreboard!

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Stat

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Train his neural net on every romantic comedy ever produced

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Fourteen metal ♥♥♥♥♥

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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This cactus would make a great Pinterest model for chic interior design photos!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

With the right education, this cactus might someday become a highly accomplished beverage.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Calculester Continued...

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The ants need something to look forward to besides eating and dying. Introduce them to the Word of God.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Help the ants appreciate the zany side of work by creating and producing "The Office, But For Ants."

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option will put you on track to get the TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS achievement (1 of 3 required)*

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Don't engage them in direct combat, challenge them to a space race! it worked during the Cold War; it'll work for an ant war!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Use your diplomatic skills to show the ants and beetles their true enemy: the warlike Dahlia!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the first option will put you on track to get the TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS achievement (2 of 3 required)*

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A yearly company retreat to Miami. The anticipation alone will fill them with determination!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

The fantasy of a meritocracy!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option will put you on track to get the TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS achievement (3 of 3 required)*

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Stat

It should focus on itself. Trying to "help" society is how robot apocalypses happen.

Ch >/< B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

It should focus on helping others. And I'm totally not just saying that because "others" includes me.

B >/< Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answering successfully you will be on track to achieve CALCULESTER'S SECRET ENDING FATHERHOOD. *See Calculester's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Calculester's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Calculester's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Calculester to the meteor shower in order to achieve the ending.

ROBOT UPRISING

Calculester, Damien, Scott, and CPUlysses

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Monsters are too reliant on their hands. There's a technique to weaken them -- it's called "high fiving."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Organics cannot eat infinite pancakes. Feed them infinite pancakes.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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If these two were really organics, they'd be wearing cool hats. Organics ALWAYS wear cool hats.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

KILLTERMINATOR and Spatula ARE organics. They're the first organic/robot hybrids! Ask how their parents met -- it's quite a story.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s):All

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Crossbreed DESTRUCTRON with a toaster. Everyone knows toasters don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about the laws of robotics.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

S > F

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Alter DESTRUCTRON's code by replacing the Three Laws with three HUNDRED episodes of "Law and Order".

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

WORST TIMELINE

-Obtain THE DARKEST TIMELINE from the Camp Fire Bar.

Milo, Joy, and Calculester

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Save a child. Children have the most years of life ahead of them, ergo saving them saves the MOST life. Plus it looks good on your resume.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Save a doctor. They might be the one who eventually cures cancer, saving many more lives!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Save a child. Children have the most years of life ahead of them, ergo saving them saves the MOST life. Plus it looks good on your resume.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Save a doctor. They might be the one who eventually cures cancer, saving many more lives!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Milo, Dahlia, and Calculester

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If you allow Calculester to live, he'll only replace more people! Destroying him saves the MOST life. Plus, it looks good on your resume!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

If Calculester replaces everyone with robots, there will be no one out there tyring to discover the cure for cancer! Think of all the lives you'll save by killing him!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Calculester's Secret Endings Continued...

FATHERHOOD

-Obtain FLASK GENIE at the Campfire Bar

Calculester

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It should focus on itself. Trying to "help" society is how robot apocalypses happen.

Ch >/< B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

It should focus on helping others. And I'm totally not just saying that because "others" includes me.

B >/< Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Logic all the way. Creativity is just another word for "hot lies."

S >/< C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Emotions and creativity for sure. Can logic solve the cosmic mystery of LOVE???

C >/< S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Society is rotten to the core. LET'S GET RADICAL!

B >/< Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Incremental improvement. Guillotines sound fun and all; but things can get out of hand quickly (especially if you put your hand in the guillotine).

Ch >/< B

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Calculester and Dahlia Interactions

These are conversations with Calculester and Dahlia and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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"Swimming is just like speaking Mandarin Chinese, except instead of speaking it's swimming, and instead of Madarin Chinese, it's water!"

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

"Just remember what you did last week when you suddenly forgot how to swim!"

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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Tell him the spooky story of "Y2K"

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Take him to the digital haunted house known as... THE DARK WEB!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

Calculester and Damien Interactions

These are conversations with Calculester and Damien and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Politely explain to the manager that you have a nut allergy, and ask for a hypoallergenic payment option.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Order some nuts on Uber Eats.

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Woods

Calculester and Joy Interactions

These are conversations with Calculester and Joy and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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During your dog trainer phase you learned how to teach all the classic tricks: sit, play dead, and turn back into a hot buff dude.

S < C

Not So Smart

-3 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

To err is human. Make Scott err.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Camp Dome

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option unlocks the GOOD DUDE achievement*

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Talk about the weather and how it doesn't remind you of sex at all because why would it, haha?

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Why do you always have to be making some kind of binary choice about what to do? Just relax and go with the flow!

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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Point to the message John wrote in his own blood before dying: "I WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, BY THAT DUDE RIGHT BEHIND YOU."

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Purchase John's autobiography, published 5 minutes ago, and check the final chapters.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

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Upload the raccoon's consciousness to the cloud.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Replace the raccoon with a hand puppet and hope no one notices.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): Woods

Calculester and Milo Interactions

These are conversations with Calculester and Milo and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Post on social media about your injust imprisonment, so the masses clamor for your freedom!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Prison is all about who you know. You should get to know that dude Michael in the corner. He's been trapped in here for 3 years, so he must know something.

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

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Create more fire exits -- that is, exit doors that lead directly to a bunch of fire, since fire is a very useful resource people might need in case of emergency.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

You're going about it all wrong: baby proof means the place should be safe from a potential baby attack! Set booby traps for babies.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

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Kill an interior designer so his ghost gets trapped in the Manor.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Add a flatscreen TV!

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

F > B

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): Manor

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"Mr. Beanzo is meowing to assert his dominance! We must show the cat that we recognize its authority as Alpha. Bow to Mr. Beanzo!"

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"Mr. Beanzo just wants what ALL cats want: to drive a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' Ferrari."

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Woods

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Just give the cat a cardboard box. Cats are entranced by those things.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

The cat need to decompress through joyful pleasure. And there's no bigger pleasure for a cat... than driving a Ferrari.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Answering successfully will put you on track to achieve MILO'S SECRET ENDING THE CAT. *See Milo's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

Dahlia

These are solo conversations with Dahlia and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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You go on into the lake. I'll stay here and hold your breath for you.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

We'll give you a makeover so breathtaking, you won't have to breathe!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

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"You need a defensive water technique to stop all the thiefs trying to usurp your lake throne: THE WATERMARK."

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

"The best technique isn't fighting the water, but BECOMING the water."

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the second option will give you the BUCKET DAHLIA! HECK YEAH! achievement*

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Put some soothing war propaganda on the TV to entertain and distract them.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Keep them busy by giving them an assignment: a personal essay about their experiences with city pillaging.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Doctor a history book so it says all the great commanders of history have tried and failed to conquer your heart.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Explain that your heart has strategic value to further conquer other important territories, such as your kidneys and your lungs.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Go for the overkill: don't just pay for the bill, pay for ALL THE BILLS.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

This date will never be enough. Everyone knows it takes 10,000 hours to achieve mastery, so implant artificial memories of thousands of dates in Dahlia's brain!

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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No one ever thinks about the tent's wellbeing. Bring a tent for the tent in case the tent gets cold!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Everyone knows a survival setup isn't complete without... someone to share it with.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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"Achieve the perfect balance... of a checkbook."

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

"The more menial a task (apparently) is, the more it will work you out. So you must subject yourself to the MOST menial of all tasks: CONSCIOUSLY BLINKING."

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Make a scarecrow out of the corpse of a previous robber.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Scatter a very alluring 1,000 piece puzzle around the tent. Thieves will get so distracted trying to finish it, they won't have time to steal anything!

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Dahlia Continued...

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"Don't overthink it, jump head first into it: punch the first person who crosses your path and let rivalry blossom over time."

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

"You've surpassed Damien's level by far. But what if you had a rival that was a horrible creature made out of 14 Damiens? That may level the playing field."

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > B

So Smart

+3 Boldness

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing second option will get you the A DAMIEN OF MANY FACES achievement*

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Capitalism depends on the void in our souls which we fill with consumer goods. That's its weakness! Fill the void!

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

ITS GENITALS.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the first option will give you the EVERY DAY IS DAHLIA DAY achievement*

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To gain the power of nature, you must first defeat nature. DEVOUR A SALAD!

B > F

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

To gain the power of nature, you must be one with nature. BECOME A SALAD!

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the second option will give you the THE WAY OF THE SALAD achievement*

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Remind him that Spring is just the lame opening act for Summer.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

ALLERGIES!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve DAHLIA'S SECRET ENDING IN THE NAME OF SUMMER. *See Dahlia's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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"Secretly feed Peter Papaya confetti and other hilarious items for a week so you can add some wow factor to his disembowelment."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

"Everyone expects you to disembowel his body; but what if you disembowel... his mind?"

C > F

So Creative

+3 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-3 Smarts

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve DAHLIA'S SECRET ENDING THE TALENT-SLASH-CHARACTER ARC CONTEST. *See Dahlia's Secret Ending section to continue with this option.*)

Dahlia's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Dahlia's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Dahlia to the meteor shower in order to achieve the ending.

IN THE NAME OF SUMMER

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Remind him that Spring is just the lame opening act for Summer.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

ALLERGIES!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Invite all her relatives to a holiday dinner, then ambush them with POLITICS!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

SOCKS. GIVE HER SOCKS.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Sunburns ruin Summer, allergies ruin Spring, family drama ruins Winter... but Fall is ruined by drone attacks!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Exploit fall's greatest weakness: offer them pumpkin spice-flavored poison.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

THE TALENT-SLASH-CHARACTER ARC CONTEST

-Obtain FLASK GENIE at the Campfire Bar

Dahlia

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"Secretly feed Peter Papaya confetti and other hilarious items for a week so you can add some wow factor to his disembowelment."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

"Everyone expects you to disembowel his body; but what if you disembowel... his mind?"

C > F

So Creative

+3 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-3 Smarts

Location(s): All

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"I was taught that the most important thing is who you are on the inside. LET'S SEE WHO YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE."

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

S > B

So Smart

N/A

"Peter, don't you still have some dignity in you? LET ME CHECK."

B > S

So Bold

N/A

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Alone

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Write an email newsletter with a headline so enticing they actually open it.

C > B

So Creative

N/A

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Take the risk with a big gesture: get on a plane and write the call to action in the clouds.

B > C

So Bold

N/A

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing successfully will get you the TOMONI IKOU achievement*

Dahlia and Damien Interactions

These are conversations with Dahlia and Damien and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Transform your skull into the head of a real estate agent so you can rip off your own face and present yourself as the true villain.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Point out that it's problematic that these kids invade people's homes, trap them against their will, and rip off their faces without their consent. WHO'S THE REAL CRIMINAL?!

S > B

So Smart

+3 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Manor

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Host the Olympic games, so someone will bring you a torch.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Get fired.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Scout HQ

Dahlia and Joy Interactions

These are conversations with Dahlia and Joy and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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"The best song to open anything is an anime opening. And the best anime opening is without a doubt A Cruel Angel's Thesis' from 'Evangelion'!"

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"Victorian ghosts are called that because they love Victoria Adams, aka Posh Spice. You should do a screamo cover of Wannabe'."

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

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Convince Dmitri and Morty that they're secretly robots. They'll be questioning their own sentience so hard that they'll forget about the cookies!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Convince Dmitri and Morty that society has collapsed. Cash is worthless! Cookies are the closest thing that the new society has to currency!

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Scout HQ

Dahlia and Milo Interactions

These are conversations with Dahlia and Milo and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Emerge from the water while eating some juicy fried chicken.

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

F > B

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Play hard to get. Do not come out of the water.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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Disguise your phones as a sexy cow so Zeus, God of Thunder, comes down and has sex with them.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Inspire your phones to keep going with a motivational speech!

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Woods

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"Psh. Why worry about one pathetic little soul, when you can trade it for... and entire SOUL ALBUM!"

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

"How about... TWENTY ALF POGS! MAKE IT RAIN POGS IN HERE!"

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Damien

These are the solo conversations with Damien and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Kill 300 vikings, so you can have 300 viking funerals at once.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Humiliate the lake with the SICKEST BURN of all time.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

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"Let's emotionally torment some poor bastard until he's an empty shell, and then you can wear him."

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

"You need a shell made out of something really hard. What about calculus?"

S > B

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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Remember to label your toothbrush for cleaning and your toothbrush for shanking. Mixing them up would be unhygenic!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

When choosing which prison gang to join, always remember to ask if they include dental insurance.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Woods

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Teach Damien to read the wolves' tells. Hopefully then he'll realize they're about to maul his face.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Wolves are morally opposed to gambling. Suggest letting them choose something else to play, so Damien can beat them at their own game!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Woods

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It's a very aggressive backscratcher to get to those pesky itchy spots on your back that are hard to reach!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

It's abstract modern art, for use in case of... an abstract modern art emergency?

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Attract the morbid interest of mass media to cover your tragedy. Maybe they can throw you some free pizza.

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-3 Boldness

Is this hole so different from your normal life? Aren't we all trapped in a hole called SOCIETY? The best you can do is give the hole a cool name, like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

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"Hottest Camper x Horniest Camper"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"♥♥♥♥ YOU, TREE!"

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Bold

Location(s): All

Damien Continued...

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"FEAR CAVE! The cave where all your fears materialize!"

B < F

Not So Bold

-3 Fun

B > F

So Bold

+3 Fun

"My pants!"

F > B

So Fun

+3 Boldness

F < B

Not So Fun

-3 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Bring in the one thing guaranteed to destroy the value of any property: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ neighbors!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Sow salt in the soil, so no shopping malls will ever grow here again.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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It's a novelty alarm clock! Since people already hate their alarms, why not have an alarm that hates you back?

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

C > B

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

It's a hunting accessory to lure ducks by mimicking their noises. Man, ducks sure are getting weird these days!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the second option will give you the BUFF BAD DUCKS achievement*

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Play truth or dare with the Swiss Army Knife! That's the best way to find out anyone's secrets.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Just read "Little Kenny Knows his Knife", the super popular children's book that became a best-seller while also increasing infant mortality by 400%.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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"Its mouth isn't for eating! It's for issuing words of comfort and encouragement! It's an emergency pocket friend!"

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

"It's definitely a flashlight. Just a very weird flashlight and nothing else."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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You know what the best poker face is? NO FACE! Become a poker pro and make a fortune!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

No more face? No more DENTIST!

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing the first option will give you the COOL KIDZ DON'T GAMBLE! achievement*

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Steal Damien's blood back from the mosquitoes in the most ambitious heist in Camp Spooky history!

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Mosquitoes can't stand the smell of lavender, citronella, or lemongrass. Replace all of Damien's blood with essential oils.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Perform the sickest skateboard trick: escape from a tank of water while chained AND on a skateboard.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Write a poem... BUT A POEM THAT'S VERY METAL.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN'S SECRET ENDING THE WILDFIRE. *See Damien's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

Damien's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Damien's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Damien to the meteor shower in order to achieve the ending.

THE WILDFIRE

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Perform the sickest skateboard trick: escape from a tank of water while chained AND on a skateboard.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Write a poem... BUT A POEM THAT'S VERY METAL.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Enroll in an expensive university and declare a useless major that has no job security. SO RECKLESS!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Someone truly reckless would travel at 150 mph in a Ferrari... being driven by a cat. Cats don't give a ♥♥♥♥.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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A HEIST! It's time to steal... someone's heart.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

The most popular crime among Gen Z: piracy.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

FAKE DATING

-Obtain FLASK GENIE at the Camp Fire Bar.

Damien's Parents and Damien

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We met on a transatlantic voyage Damien took with his rich fiance Cal Hockley, but he joined me in third class where we danced, drew each other naked, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a car.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Damien pretended to be my boyfriend when I needed to fool my parents. But what started as a fake relationship blossomed into a real one!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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"FIRE! METAL! VULNERABILITY ISSUES! CRIME! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"I know one delicacy Damien can't go a day without eating, but I don't think that'll be on the menu. Wink!"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Good neurosurgeons save lives. Great neurosurgeons know when to separate their professional life from their personal life. Just say no.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Good neurosurgery is like jazz: just grab a scalpel and improvise, man.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Damien and Milo Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Milo and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Call upon the Lord of Shadows, because he probably has some shadows to spare.

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Wear a really big hat. I mean, like, really big.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

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Follow your heart. Like, rip it out of your chest and ask it which way is East.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Use the wisdom of crowds: everyone point where you think East is, and then we average it out.

Ch < B

Not So Charm

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Fun

Location(s): Woods

Joy

These are solo conversations with Joy and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Enrage him by claiming that your favorite Shakespeare play is "A Midsummer Night at the Museum"

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Respond to everything he says with "That's what she said."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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Bait them away from your tree with the erotic Thundercats fanfic you always keep on hand.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

These lynxes are only crying out because they want to go home! Re-house these spoiler cats in their natural habitat: Twitter Dot Com.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Woods

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The dangers of a poor skin routine! The Goddess is, what, like several millennia old? That skin won't care for itself.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

The dangers of ever-growing atheism among the younger generations! Every second, fewer and fewer people give a ♥♥♥♥ about the Goddess' divinity.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Betray your usually inclusive nature by passing strict legislature forbidding the immigration of asteroids to Earth.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Treat the cause, not the symptom: cancel the Ricky Martin concert that the asteroid is undoubtedly coming to Earth to attend.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

F > S

So Fun

+3 Charm

Location(s): All

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Sacrifice a thousand shares of Fortune 500 stock to summon THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKET!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Construct the only artifact powerful enough to imprison a monopoly man: The Go To Jail Card.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Dmitri and Morty are idiots, and stupidity is basically a different language. Hire an interpreter who's fluent in stupidity!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Disney movies taught you well. If these two are evil, they'll burst into a classic villain song sooner or later.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option will give you the BAD BOI achievement*

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Summon a version of yourself from another timeline to make the horniest, most confusing love triangle ever.

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Charm

S > Ch

So Smart

+3 Charm

Go for the classic drama of love vs. family. Convince this season's Big Bad to adopt you as their child!

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+3 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Use pure logic: if Evil Faith is like the opposite of Faith, then obviously her phone number is just Faith's number but with the digits in the opposite direction!

S > F

So Smart

+3 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-3 Fun

Lure her with delicious bait: spread a fake promo for free pizza for anyone that comes from a different dimension.

F > S

So Fun

+3 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve JOY'S SECRET ENDING COVEN UNITE!. *See Joy's Secret Endings section to continue this option*)

Joy's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Joy's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Joy to the meteor shower in order to achieve the ending.

EVIL EXES

Joy and Axarax

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Set up a black market exclusively for buying and selling Joy's belongings. You'll trade for the T-shirt!

B > S

So Bold

+3 Smarts

B < S

Not So Bold

-3 Smarts

Call the police and send out an Amber Alert for the T-shirt. Axarax can't hide from the power of a vigilant community!

S < B

Not So Smart

-3 Boldness

S > B

So Smart

+3 Boldness

Location(s): All

Salome and Joy

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"Fortune favors the bold! Choose the 'Ask me any question and I will answer truthfully' coupon!"

B > F

So Bold

+3 Smarts

B < F

Not So Bold

-3 Smarts

"PICK THE RIGHT LEG COUPON! IT'S THE LAST COUPON WE NEED TO FORM THE LEGENDARY EXODIA COUPON!"

F < B

Not So Fun

-3 Boldness

F > B

So Fun

+3 Smarts

Location(s): All

Joy and Gerard

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Get Gerard a date. Getting laid won't heal his broken heart completely... but, hey, it's a start!

Ch > F

So Charming

+3 Creativity

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-3 Creativity

It's time to get even. Joy and Gerard should play Monopoly together, and Gerard should be allowed to cheat. Fair's fair!

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-3 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+3 Charm

Location(s): All

COVEN UNITE!

-Obtain the FLASK GENIE at the Camp Fire Bar.

Joy

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Use pure logic: if Evil Faith is like the opposite of Faith, then obviously her phone number is just Faith's number but with the digits in the opposite direction!

S > F

So Smart

+3 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-3 Fun

Lure her with delicious bait: spread a fake promo for free pizza for anyone that comes from a different dimension.

F > S

So Fun

+3 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option will give you the SALUT I FORÇA AL CANUT! ACHIEVEMENT achievement*

Joy and Damien

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Design a cursed mask that conveys an unimaginable sense of dread and danger. What could go wrong?

C > Ch

So Creative

+3 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

It seems like Coven villains have a tendency to go shirtless. Is shirtlessness, like... evil? Anyway, no one will complain about Damien going shirtless, right?

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

Dahlia and the Coven

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You have a magical artifact for this! It's an ancestral orb that adapts to the shape of your hand. The stronger you hold it, the more stress it absorbs.

S > C

So Smart

+3 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Music tames the beasts (and by beast you mean Joy here). Subdue her stress through the power of lo-fi.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+3 Charm

Location(s): All

Milo

These are solo conversations with Milo and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Capitalize on his castaway experience. Help him make THE most accurate list of the ten best albums to take to a deserted island.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

What he really needs are meaningful human connections. Help him set up an account on Bonr.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

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Phones don't have peels. Take the peel off the banana and it will be much more like a phone!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Well... you can get your Apple phone fixed at the Apple Store, right? Maybe we should try taking this banana phone to the Banana Store?

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

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Tell the pig that tonight you're having a romantic dinner, whether it's truffles or prosciutto. It's up to him.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

There's a clear problem here. That is not a pig. It's a duck.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): Woods

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Mindful meditation. It's like curating the cheese plate of the soul.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Eating ass.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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"Leave the stationary bike. You don't have a physical body now, so there's no point in keeping it tight."

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

"What about leaving behind this suitcase full of bowling balls?"

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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"You've gotta go meta here. Chose Bucket List Item #122: 'Cross something off my bucket list.'"

C > B

So Creative

+3 Boldness

C < B

Not So Creative

-3 Boldness

"There's only one thing on this list worth doing! Pick Bucket List Item #46: 'Become immortal.'"

B < C

Not So Bold

-3 Charm

B > C

So Bold

+3 Charm

Location(s): All

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"A big farm upstate, with plenty of room to run."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

"If you've collected enough Karma points, you can redeem them to get reincarnated, like as a sentient burrito, or a k-pop star!"

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Turn "dating Milo" into the hot new Internet challenge everyone wants to do and watch.

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Three's NOT a crowd; get a guest star to feature on your date.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Milo Continued...

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A true fan is measured by the sheer amount of useless knowledge they have, such as what sandwich Milo would be if they were a sandwich.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

All fans want to become the person they admire, but only a true fan can really pull it off. Steal Milo's identity.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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You will narrate the epic tale of your life through the profound, carnal medium of interpretative dance!

C > Ch

So Creative

+3 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-3 Charm

You'll have your friends give toasts in your honor. It'll be emotionally moving, AND everyone will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two birds, one stone!

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-3 Creativity

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve MILO'S SECRET ENDING YOLO. *see Milo's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Milo's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Milo's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Milo to the meteor shower in order to achieve the ending.

YOLO

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You will narrate the epic tale of your life through the profound, carnal medium of interpretative dance!

C > Ch

So Creative

+3 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-3 Charm

You'll have your friends give toasts in your honor. It'll be emotionally moving, AND everyone will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two birds, one stone!

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-3 Creativity

Location(s): All

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The obstetrician who was there for your birth. He ushered you into this world, and now he'll usher you out!

F < S

Not So Fun

-3 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+3 Charm

This party is all about YOU, so summon alternative versions of yourself from other timelines! It'll be poetic and awesome, like when Beyonce looks in a mirror.

S > F

So Smart

+3 Fun

S < F

Not So Smart

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

Dialogue

Correct Response

"Good evening, cherished friends and family! Today I die. But don't fret! It's OK, for death is..."

The end of a beautiful song

"As I, (Your Name), face my rapidly-approaching doom, I now realize that life has been like..."

A decadent, juicy peach to be enjoyed to the last bite

"And as I prepare to leave, I want to tell you about the thing I think everyone should do at least once before leaving this realm. We should all..."

(Type anything you want)

Location(s): All

THE CAT

-Obtain the FLASK GENIE at the Camp Fire Bar.

Milo and Calculester

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Just give the cat a cardboard box. Cats are entranced by those things.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

The cat need to decompress through joyful pleasure. And there's no bigger pleasure for a cat... than driving a Ferrari.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Introduce it to a new hobby: paw-painting.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Get the cat out of its online comfort zone. Let's hit the streets and go on an adventure!

B > C

So Bold

+3 Creativity

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Take the cat to watch the new Broadway musical, "Cats 2: The One Where the Cats Learn to Poop!"

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+3 Fun

Watch a VHS where John Cena teaches you to use a litter box properly.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option will give you the THIS CAT IS THE CAT achievement*

Alone

Calculester's Route

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Spend 5 hours leaving romantic reviews of consumer electronics, so Cal knows you want to consume HIS electronics ;)

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

ROBOT PORN! ROBOT PORN!!!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Scout HQ

Joy's Route

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Be the Mic Checker! You'll check Joy's microphone to make sure it's not poisoned.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Be the First Clapper! You'll get the crowd hyped af by nailing a perfectly-timed first clap after every song.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Any fan can clap and cheer. You'll celebrate Ventagram's greatness by performing a blood pagan ritual in their honor.

B > C

So Bold

+3 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-3 Charm

An average fan would wear a T-shirt with the band's name on it. But you're no average fan! You'll wear a T-shirt with the band members' social security numbers!

C < B

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

C > B

So Creative

+3 Fun

Location(s): All

Baba Yaga

Three Character Interactions

Baba Yaga, Aaravi & Hex, and Damien

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Lure your fellow camper and close friend, Rocco the Were-Raviolo, into the woods. He'll be a MUCH better candidate for "fixing the oven."

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Tell the Baba Yaga to read your Nutrition Facts. Due to your unhealthy lifestyles, you contain an extremely high amount of sodium and hydrogenated fats!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Woods

Baba Yaga, Dahlia, and Joy

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Remind the Baba Yaga of the good ol' days, when SHE was a trailblazer advocating for the new, controversial hobby of eating children.

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Introduce the Baba Yaga to the most wonderful cultural phenomenon of the last 2,000 years: K-POP!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): Woods

Baba Yaga, Milo, Dahlia, and Morty

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"If you give us the dodgeball, we'll give you... a fond memory, to treasure forever!"

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

"If you give us the dodgeball, we'll give you... a delicious newborn child!"

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

Batniss

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"I've vowed to destroy the Chancellor... for HE is the war criminal who banned dodgeball from the Dome!"

F < Ch

Not So Fun

+2 Charm
-4 Charm
-1 Fun

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

"I'm no hero. I'm just a horny camper who wants to meet the Chancellor... so I can ♥♥♥♥ HIM."

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve NO MORE CHANCELLOR SECRET ENDING. *See Campfire Bar Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Batniss and Aaravi & Hex

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Forget the bullseye. Look beyond mere appearances and shoot the bull's... heart.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Shoot Batniss so hard the arrow hits her in the feelings.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Camp Dome

Batniss and Calculester

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Calculester and (your name): Adulting! (Into the Realm of Federal Income Tax Deductions)

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Calculester and (your name) 3: The Revenge of Roberto Roadkill

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

Batniss and Dahlia

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"Why be part of a boring love triangle, when you could join an even sexier romance configuration: a love hexagon!"

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

"There's nothing sexier than a doomed romance between a dating sim player and a hot fictional character."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Camp Dome

*NOTE: Successfully answering with the second option will give you the TERRY SENDS LOVE achievement*

Batniss and Damien

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Offer to cut yourself open and let them huddle inside your abdomen. They get a warm shelter, and you get them inside you. It's a win-win!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Make an amazing cup of coffee, with almost no piss in it!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Camp Dome

Batniss and Joy

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The horror of missing out on a chance for summer love!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

The giant mouth that opens up in the center of camp and swallows 5 campers every day, which no one ever talks about for some reason.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Camp Dome

Batniss and Milo

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"There's nothing more revolutionary than being yourself... and destroying the ruling political class."

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

"#Overthrowback Thursday"

F > B

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Camp Dome

Batniss, Dahlia, Milo, and Calculester

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Stat

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Stat

Admit you've been in league with Batniss... but only to pretend to double-cross Team Blue and REALLY double-cross Team Red! IT'S A TRIPLE CROSS!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Research your family tree and reveal that your great-great-grandfather was one of the original Team Blue founders, 150 years ago.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Camp Dome

Counselor Flodge

Counselor Flodge and Aaravi & Hex

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Disguise Hex as a new hairstyle that Grandma is too old to understand.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Use a spell to confound grandma's already not-so-great senses so she won't even notice Hex is there!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Counselor Flodge and Calculester

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"There's a theory that all humans are within 6 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon. Just get as close to him as possible!"

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"You just need to pass the Turing Test. I'll be your tutor; I'm an old pro at being organic."

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Counselor Flodge and Dahlia

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A utopian society of buff Smurfs

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

A Dahlia Aquino cosplay contest

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Counselor Flodge and Damien

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Get a high powered job in the fashion industry, and make red the "in" color for this season. And next season. And every other season forever.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Hide Damien in a giant bowl of delicious Hawaiian Punch!

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Counselor Flodge and Milo

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Temporarily renaming your account "Chris Hemsworth Offical" to double your follower count overnight. It's not a crime if it's silly!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

FaceTune! It's like disguising yourself as a hotter version of yourself!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Counselor Flodge, Joy, and Scott

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Out-disguise them by camouflaging the entire bathroom as a parallel dimension where nudity does not exist!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Scare them off by recruiting their parents to come have sex in that very bathroom.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Counselor Flodge, Damien, Milo, and Aaravi & Hex

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"No, look, Milo's verified on Instagram! That process was specifically designed to ensure that your favorite e-celebs aren't secret bears."

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

"So what if they are a bear? We're all monsters, right? Shouldn't we accept Milo for who they are, regardless of species?"

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Scout HQ

*NOTE: Successfully selecting the second choice will reveal one of the BEARS to reach the BEWARE OF BEARS ACHIEVEMENT*

Jerry

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You can't just start the car right away! It needs some... foreplay.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

FORGET THE CAR! Convince Milo, Damien, and Calculester to ride YOU into the sunset!

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

Jerry and Aaravi & Hex

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A good theme murder should delight while it terrifies. Suggest he model his murders after fan-favorite "Friends" episodes.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Maybe if you get him caught, he'll leave you alone. Tell him his theme should be "your personal contact info."

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

Jerry and Calculester

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Behind a facade of false friendship.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

In Uzbekistan!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

NOTE: I got the EMBRACE FAILURE achievement when I failed at answering with the first choice. Not sure if it works the same for everyone.

Jerry and Dahlia

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Chain Jerry up so he can only grab things with his tongue, and then glue the key to his elbow. Good luck escaping from that!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Present Jerry with the most difficult puzzle of all: solving world hunger.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Manor

Jerry and Damien

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"What about the police officer over there? I hear he's on the verge of retirement! His trope beats our trope!"

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

"Why not kill... TIME ITSELF!!!"

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

Jerry and Joy

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Stat

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Stat

Try Patreon. Crowdfunding has helped many people reduce their dependence on murder.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Your skills are too vulnerable to be wasted on the front lines. Share your wisdom by becoming a murder consultant!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Manor

Jerry and Milo

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Stat

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Stat

Sext each other in morse code.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Hire two body doubles to ♥♥♥♥ in another room.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Manor

Three Character Interactions

Jerry, Dahlia, and Aaravi & Hex

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"I always collect the teeth of the people I murder... so I can make cool friendship bracelets with them!"

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

"Material goods are overrated. I collect the happy memories I made with my victims while killing them! Just look at my murder scrapbook."

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Manor

Jerry Continued...

Jerry, Milo, and Damien

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Jerry, the "Alleged Murderer."

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Renowned Austrian Symbolist Murderer Gu-stab Klimt.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

Four Character Interactions

Jerry, Dahlia, Joy, and Aaravi & Hex

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He obviously means that two-week period where you all got really into anteater documentaries.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smarts

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

His birthday! You forgot Jerry's birthday!!!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

Damien, Joy, Aaravi & Hex, and Jerry

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Cool Josh's last tweet said, "Just discovered a secret about Calculester that could change everything. Will reveal after drinking this Doom Perignon. #ASecretToDieFor"

S > C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Aaravi keeps a murder diary... that seems like a pretty good place to start!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve WHO MURDERED COOL JOSH? SECRET ENDING. *See Campfire Bar Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

Magic Tree Mike

MTM and Aaravi & Hex

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"No, Aaravi, let me give you the greatest quest of all: the quest for a diversified investment portfolio!"

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

"I've got a better app idea: 'Polln.' It's Tinder, but for bees."

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Woods

MTM and Calculester

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If videogames have taught you anything, it's that low level enemies drop low level loot. Punch some squirrels until they drop cigarettes.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Enact a ritual to call upon the spirits of the forest, to see if any of them will let you bum a cigarette.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Woods

MTM and Dahlia

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The best hot tubs aren't made, they're born. Find a wild hot tub and tame it!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

This manual is beyond mortal understanding. Summon the ancient cabal of sages known as "Customer Service."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Woods

MTM and Joy

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"Mike, self-esteem isn't about how big your ♥♥♥♥ is. It's about the truly important things, LIKE HAVING A RAD TATTOO!"

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

"Don't be shallow, Mike. True sexiness isn't achieved by enlarging the ♥♥♥♥ of your body, but by enlarging the ♥♥♥♥ of your MIND."

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Woods

MTM and Milo

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"Festivals that turn out to be secret scams are already old news, Milo! Allow me to invite you to a music festival that is DEFINITELY a scam!"

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"But you can't attend this festival, Milo! You've already purchased a ticket for the best music festival of all: a little festival called... being alive."

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Woods

Miss Weaving

Miss Weaving and Calculester

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Show her a REALLY unhealthy addiction by digging up your old Garfield conspiranoia blog.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Show her your Addicted to Sex With Machines Anonymous computer chip, which proves your relationship with robots has been healthy for ten months.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Miss Weaving and Dahlia

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Show your admiration by developing some spider-like skills: knit a sweater with your butt!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Become a doctor.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Miss Weaving and Milo

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Subject your minds to the mysterious trials of the House of Captcha, to prove you're worthy of retrieving Milo's account.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

According to the Instagram Terms of Service, any account ownership-related dispute can be settled with a Grand Race at MURDER MOUNTAIN.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Miss Weaving, Norah, and Aaravi & Hex

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You've done dream interpretation in therapy, right? Demonstrate analyzing the ♥♥♥♥ out of a dream!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

This may not be Spooky High, but you can still ace a test - the ULTIMATE test - the RORSCHACH TEST!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Morty

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"There's an old scary witch in the woods with big grandma energy. She could be your grandmother! It's technically possible!"

B > S

So Bold

+3 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-3 Charm

"Scott is obviously your long-lost brother! He always calls you 'bro,' and there's no other logical explanation for that!"

S > B

So Smart

+3 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-3 Boldness

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve CHARACTER GROWTH SECRET ENDING. *See Campfire Bar Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

Morty and Aaravi & Hex

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Curse Morty with some cursed images. And no images are MORE cursed than... ALF PORN.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Threaten to poop on Morty's back.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Camp Dome

Morty and Calculester

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Install Windows 95 as Calculester's new operating system.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Disable Calculester's antivirus program. From now on, he can only deal with viruses through alternative medicine.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Camp Dome

Morty and Dahlia

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Good players use their knights efficiently. Great players fuse their knights into the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Sacrifice one of your pawns so that it can gain Morty's trust behind enemy lines.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Camp Dome

Morty and Damien

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Damien's signature look: Spicy Red Baby Face (TM).

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Flirt really hard with Morty's mom.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Camp Dome

Morty and Milo

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Spend 10,000 dollars on decadent, cow-based Wagyu beef.

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Tweet a bold defense of bullfighting as a form of art.

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

Mr. Pappas

Mr. Pappas and Aaravi & Hex

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Small business owners hate big business. Gather local entrepreneurs to form a small business mecha!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Seek out the powerful and secretive order of e'Commerce. It is said that no shopping mall can stand against them!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Mr. Pappas and Calculester

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According to all of pop culture, the best place to build a shopping mall is the 1980s.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Kids hate when you take away their videogames. Build the shopping mall in Fortnite.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Mr. Pappas and Milo

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Spread a rumor that the current internet has reached its expiration date, and will soon start to smell bad.

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Internet is TOO fast nowadays. Make the new internet slower, so people can really savor it.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Mr. Pappas, Damien, Aaravi & Hex, and Joy

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"Have you noticed that those 'energy refills' are just bags of your own stolen blood that the game is selling back to you?"

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

"Look at that guy over there! He's only been playing 30 minutes longer than you and he's already got the Dome logo tattooed on his forehead!"

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Camp Dome

Mr. Pappas, Calculester, Milo, and Dahlia

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Old Gertrude's Organ-Trafficking Boutique

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Beanie and Bucket's Fancy Hat Extravaganza!

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Camp Dome

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the second option will give you the GOING FANCY achievement*

Pizza Girl

Pizza Girl, Calculester, and Aaravi & Hex

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Escape from the pizza's reach by practicing deep meditation until you transcend the material plane.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

The pizza brand is annoying... but Milo is also a brand! Fight fire with fire by outspamming them with tons of delicious Milo spam.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Manor

Milo, Joy, and Pizza Girl

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Check the pizza's Facebook profile. The true owner of this pizza will surely be one of its contacts there.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

This pizza doesn't belong to us, it belongs to Earth. It came from the Earth... it should go back to it.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Manor

Joy, Milo, Calculester, and Pizza Girl

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Art lets you travel without leaving home. Pen a beautiful poem to open a rift between realities.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

You once heard of an elite squad who travel through realities to fight Entropy and save the multiverse. They could deliver the pizza!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

*NOTE: Choosing the second option will give you the INTERDIMENSIONAL SQUAD achievement no matter if its successful or not. Choosing and succeeding with the first option will give you the WELCOME TO THE PIZZA DIMENSION achievement.*

Milo, Joy, Damien, and Pizza Girl

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Murder someone, pose as FBI agents, and demand the pizza as evidence.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Explain that Damien is Hell's royalty, and as such he has "First Night" rights with the pizza.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

Polly

Polly and Scott

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Finally finding out what Dominique is saying about her behind her back!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Joining Forbes' "30 Invisible People Under 30"!

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Manor

Scott, Polly, and Aaravi & Hex

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Yoga pants are all well and good, but to be a true yogazoid, you need a set of legendary yoga armor!

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

The key to yoga is the sequence of poses. Specifically, Up-dog, up-dog, down-dog, down-dog, left-dog, right-dog, left-dog, right-dog, b-dog, a-dog, start.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Scott, Polly, and Calculester

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The problem is clearly inadequate sex ed. Give Calculester a talk about the birds and the microprocessors, and he'll figure out what's really going on.

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Just because a child is not yours/imaginary, doesn't mean they don't deserve love! Show Calculester that you'll always be there to help him raise his fake offspring!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Manor

Polly, Scott, and Dahlia

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"And so it is with Scott and also Polly/Two people I would rescue from a trolley"

B > F

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

"And so it is with Polly and with Scott/They're really really really really hot"

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Manor

Polly, Scott, and Damien

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Bring in an expert surgeon to do a tongue transplant, freeing Damien in the process.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Remove the net with your own tongue.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Manor

Joy, Polly, and Scott

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Most of the time when you lose something, it turns out it was just in your pocket the whole time. Tell Joy to check hers!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Retrieve Joy's diary... but first doctor it to make yourself a key part of all her warmest memories.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

*NOTE: Successfully choosing the first option will give you the THE GOOD TIMELINE achievement*

Scott

Scott and Dahlia

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Do a DNA test. Maybe Scott really is part tree!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

If Scott wants to be a tree, he's got to act like a tree.. by BEARING FRUIT.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Woods

Scott and Joy

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"I cannot disclose photography's biggest secret, Joy. I'd be betraying photography's trust."

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

"Okay, so you knew about the button to take pictures... but what about this other, SECRET button? It's to take BETTER PICTURES."

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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"This picture has a flock of birds, which are classic bad omens. If we connect the BIRDS like you'd connect the dots, I'm sure we'll find an ominous warning."

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

"The resolution is too high in all of these pictures! It's a clear omen that technology has gone too far."

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

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Scott and Milo

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"Don't follow that siren, Scott! Follow your dreams!"

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

"Why follow that siren when you could follow... this Frisbee!"

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

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You cannot de-bro a bro in one day. Baby steps. Let Scott kinda still say his fav word and call Milo his "non-bro-nary friend".

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

YOUR GRACE.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Damien, Aaravi & Hex, and Scott

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Make up a cheer that is actually an extremely cogent argument for gun control.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Kevlar pom-poms.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Camp Dome

Damien, Scott, and Joy

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Tell Scott that his cheerleading isn't inspiring Joy and Damien because they're deaf. We need to be respectful and do sign language cheering!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Instead of cheering, convince Scott to spit such super hot rap lyrics that you all become immune to freezing.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Camp Dome

Stu & Wanda

Joy and Stu & Wanda

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Compose an insightful online quiz that determines who's best suited to save Aaravi.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Propose a competition to see who can save Aaravi the fastest. Loser has to save Aaravi!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Lake

Stu & Wanda, Aaravi & Hex, and Dahlia

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"How to Sell Anything (To An Angry Mob)"

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

"Your Mob and You: Tips and Tricks for Doing it the 'Riot' Way"

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

Stu & Wanda, Milo, and Calculester

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It's a warning that turquoise is back in fashion. WEAR TURQUOISE NOW. IT'S A TURQUOISE EMERGENCY.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

The flag is there to warn you about the flagpole, so you don't run into it.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

Damien, Joy, and Stu & Wanda

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Before performing CPR, always check your mouth to make sure it's not busy eating some delicious pasta.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Just remember the acronym, C.P.R.: Cry, Pray, Recruit someone who actually knows CPR

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

The Coach

The Coach and Aaravi & Hex

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Repeat the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, removing the Right to Bear Arms

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

The only thing stronger than a bear... is twenty-seven bears

B > S

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach and Calculester

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You must summon the hacker bear's natural predator: the hacktivist hyena.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

S > B

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Cyber-attacks can be repelled with firewalls. LITERAL FIREWALLS!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach and Dahlia

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It's not about the knot you tie, it's about the material you use to tie it! Tie a regular square not... using an electric eel.

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

C > B

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Tie the ultimate knot, by getting married.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

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"Best the poison in a battle of wits!"

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

S > B

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

"Drink bleach, bear venom's natural enemy!"

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach and Damien

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"Do a wound transplant: transfer the wounds from yourself onto someone who really needs them."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

"Those wounds are just looking for attention. Ignore them and they'll go away."

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Scout HQ

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Create your own pro-life PSA with the help of your good friend, Heatsy the Fire-Loving Falcon!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Get arson protected by the government as a religious ritual.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach and Joy

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Never get your book wet, or feed it after midnight.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Always check before reading: is this a book, or somebody's mouth?

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Scout HQ

*NOTE: Selecting and failing the second choice will reveal one of the BEARS to reach the BEWARE OF BEARS ACHIEVEMENT*

The Coach and Milo

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"The real glamour of a shelter isn't about what's there, it's about WHO'S there. Let's build a Nicolas Cage out of leaves and sticks."

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-3 Charm

"I get it, I get it, no magic hot tub. So how about... a magic jacuzzi?"

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach Continued...

The Coach and Milo

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Go to the Internet and ask someone with Photoshop skills to get ride of the bear in Milo's selfies.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Find a time machine, travel back in time, and stop Coach's parents from meeting. Coach will never be born, so he'll disappear from all the pics he was part of!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Aaravi & Hex, and Dahlia

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Snare him in a predatory movie contract.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Create an award ceremony for Best Director Currently Living as a Wild Man In the Woods.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Joy, and Dmitri

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Assist Coach in creating a taxonomy that properly assesses the dangerousness of every single animal, so he can truly see that Vampire Lords > Bears.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Convince Coach that Dmitri is actually a bear.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Scout HQ

*NOTE: Selecting and failing the second choice will reveal one of the BEARS to reach the BEWARE OF BEARS ACHIEVEMENT*

The Coach, Calculester, and Milo

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Stand under this huge net and shout, "Does anyone have an idea for an app?". The perfect lure.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Open a new Asian fusion restaurant, but the floor is just a bunch of leaves over a pit of spikes.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Damien, and Joy

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When people say unicorns are attracted to virgins, what they really mean is that unicorns are attracted to free first class tickets on Virgin Atlantic Airlines.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

If coach wants a unicorn, give him a unicorn. You know, a startup valued at over 1 billion dollars?

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Milo, and Damien

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"Market research shows that the hottest youth trend is getting lost in the wilderness and eating your friends' corpses to survive. Make corpse-flavored survival cookies!"

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

"Teens nowadays love to eat ass. Ass-flavored cookies are the future!"

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Joy, and Milo

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Check if Nostradamus had anything to say about today's weather.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

According to Reddit, if you play any Iron Maiden record backwards, it gives you a very localized weather forecast!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Scout HQ

Milo, Joy, Aaravi & Hex, and the Coach

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Unity is strength. Pool everyone's tickets together to buy THE REVOLUTIONARY GIRAFFE PLUSH.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

If the world is one big fast food restaurant, there's only one solution: RELEASE THE KAREN!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach Continued......

Damien, Dahlia, Calculester, and the Coach

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These two need to learn some responsibility. Give them each an egg to take care of so they can truly learn... to take care of themselves.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Transform them both into the most boring and safe creatures in nature: accountants!

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Calcuester, Milo, and Dahlia

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Explain to the satyr that inaction itself is an action. By NOT flipping the lever, he is CHOOSING to kill you all.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Start a loud conversation about all the ways you plan to benefit monsterkind if you survive.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Scout HQ

The Coach, Dahlia, Calculester, and Joy

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Just stick a finger as far as you can into any one of your orifices! If a bear has been hiding inside you, you'll poke its fur!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

The Myer-Briggs indicator should do the trick. It reveals key traits of your personality, such as your conflict resolution style, and if you're secretly a bear.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Scout HQ

NOTE: Failing with either option will give you the BIG FURRY ACHIEVEMENT, reveal one of the BEARS to reach the BEWARE OF BEARS ACHIEVEMENT, AND you will be on track to achieve BEAR SECRET ENDING.) *See Bear Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

Three Main Character Interactions

Aaravi & Hex, Dahlia, and Calculester

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It's easy. Make an online quiz, and for the third question, ask: "Where is your team's flag hidden?"

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

It's obvious. One of you needs to go undercover, posing as another prisoner, and build up a rapport with Morty to earn his trust!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Camp Dome

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Every party needs a CPO: Chief Puzzle Officer.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

What's a dungeon without a dominatrix?

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

Dahlia, Damien, and Aaravi & Hex

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Give the chest therapy to help it open up to you.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

You've seen this before. Nine out of ten pirates set their chest password as their daughter's birthday.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): Lake

Dahlia, Aaravi & Hex, and Milo

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A well-executed redemption arc that absolves the hermit crab in the eyes of the audience, paving the way for a rise to the top of the fight club rankings.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Tango lessons.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Lake

Joy, Milo, and Dahlia

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Find some besotted lovers in the woods and tragically murder one of them. If the other one tries to eat your berries, they're definitely poisonous.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Check the berries' Yelp reviews.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Woods

Calculester, Damien, and Dahlia

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Turn down the lights, play some smooth music, and install a TV that only plays "Bee Movie." These plants will be wet with pollen in no time!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Foreplay is key. Look for the nearest tree and start caressing its nuts.

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Woods

Joy, Dahlia, and Aaravii & Hex

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Try on cute pajamas. They're like battle armor for your emotions!

Ch > F

So Charming

+3 Fun

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

This is a perfect opportunity to build some lore! Play a game of "Never Have I Ever".

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Manor

Joy, Damien, and Dahlia

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Spoil the tea and convince Damien and Dahlia not to drink it. How can you spoil it? Well... by peeing all over it.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Perform one of the most difficult and obscure survival skills of all time: peeing Dr. Pepper.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Woods

Three Main Character Interactions Continued...

Calculester, Joy, and Damien

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Help him find some beach-appropriate decoration for the castle. He can't ♥♥♥♥ that up, right?

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Introduce some hermit crabs. They can be Smalltopia's wacky but loveable neighbors!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Lake

Milo, Damien, and Calculester

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"What slang will be cool in twenty years? It's important to stay ahead of the curve!"

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

"If you know the future, why don't YOU tell US what question we're gonna ask?"

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Manor

Aaravi & Hex, Damien, and Calculester

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Convince Damien that this is not the woods, just the designer bathrooms of a very expensive modern restaurant.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Convince Damien to imagine that he's not pooping, but doing something far more beautiful... such as giving birth.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Woods

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Prove to the pizza girl that this is a law firm by suing her in a very credible way.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Find a wolf, a ram, and a heart in the woods. Glue the wolf and the ram together. Put them in suits, add glasses and fancy suitcases, and et voila: Wolfram & Hart Law Firm!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Woods

Aaravi & Hex, Damien, and Joy

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Claim that the 1,000 boxes of cookies are a valuable piece of art, and auction them off to some clueless rich idiot.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Convince everyone that holding a cookie between your buttcheeks is the secret to a perfectly-sculpted booty.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Scout HQ

Aaravi & Hex, Calculester, and Milo

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What we need is a long wireless antenna. Hey, wait! What's that between your legs, Calculester?

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

We just need to lure the internet out into the woods. Quick, create some content!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Woods

Milo, Joy, and Calculester

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Save a child. Children have the most years of life ahead of them, ergo saving them saves the MOST life. Plus it looks good on your resume.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Save a doctor. They might be the one who eventually cures cancer, saving many more lives!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve WORST TIMELINE SECRET ENDING. *See Calculester's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Three Character Interactions

Calculester, Damien, Scott, and CPUlysses

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Monsters are too reliant on their hands. There's a technique to weaken them -- it's called "high fiving."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Organics cannot eat infinite pancakes. Feed them infinite pancakes.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve CALCULESTER'S SECRET ENDING ROBOT UPRISING.*See Calculester's Secret Ending section to continue this option.*)

Dmitri, Joy, and Dahlia

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Force them to play DDR until they synchronize their movements.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Give them the Wonder Twins' magic rings so they can sync up their powers!

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smart

+3 Fun

Location(s): Camp Dome

*NOTE: Choosing the second option will give you the BUCKET DAHLIA! HECK YEAH! achievement*

Joy, Morty, and Dmitri

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Vanquish Dmitri and Morty by actually spelling the word "bee" until someone dies.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

The real problem here is between Dmitri and Morty. Teach them that when your enemy is also the enemy of your enemy they become the sexiest thing of all: your frenemy.

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

F > B

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Camp Dome

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Convince them that chickenfights are for kids. REAL men only engage in intense chicken peace treaties.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Blow bubbles to make it look like Morty farted.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Lake

Liam and Dmitri

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As Dmitri grows up and blooms sexually, he must be taught to navigate the moral complexities of the art of yaoi so he can consume it responsibly.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Evil cape usage!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve FAMILY REUNION SECRET ENDING.*See Campfire Bar Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Four Character Interactions

Joy, Aaravi & Hex, Damien and Morty

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When times get tough, you can always bring people back together... through an EMOTIONAL FLASHBACK MONTAGE!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Forget about your difference, and focus on the one thing you all have in common: having a skeleton INSIDE your bodies!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Camp Dome

Joy, Batniss, Morty, and Dmitri

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"...from an unbalanced breakfast!"

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

"...from damnation! Since you're not... not living according to the Sacred Scriptures. Let... let us introduce you to... to... to our savior Jesus Christ."

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Campfire Interactions

Empty Log

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Alone

Random Minus Stats

Aaravi & Hex and Calculester

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"Always trust the data! My social media analysis reveals that the top three trendiest topics are: pizza, Nutella, and cat videos! THAT'S your brand!"

+ Calculester heart

"Food is overrated. Make the whole thing a Potion Bar. One life potion has more HP than 6 servings of food, anyway!"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

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"What about 'Undercover Final Boss?' It's got brutal violence, and there's tons of drama when the boss finally reveals their glowing red weak point."

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

"Have you guys seen 'The Turing Test: Are You Human Enough?' It's family-friendly, drama-free, and teaches you a lot about human social cues!"

+ Calculester heart

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"Pi Day! Buy 2 pies, GET 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971 PIES!"

+ Calculester heart

"Cheat Day! A day about forgetting your diet and treating yourself. Also, every meal includes a free cheat code to help you speedrun your life!"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

Aaravi & Hex and Dahlia

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"True beauty comes from what's inside you. That's why I make my war paint using TONS OF BLOOD!"

+ Dahlia heart

"Warpaint is awesome, but when I really want to slay, I reach for my secret weapon: A LEGENDARY LIMITED EDITION PRESTIGE BATTLE SKIN."

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

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"If I'm crushing on someone, I go ALL IN. I gear up with every weapon and toy I can think of. I'm kinky that way."

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

"Thing is, I'm more of a crushee than a crusher. My middle name is Step On Me.'"

+ Dahlia heart

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"Honestly, my typical meal is eating 34 uncooked potatoes in the middle of a boss battle."

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

"I EAT MY ENEMIES FOR BREAKFAST! AND FOR DINNER! AND SOMETIMES AS A SNACK AROUND 2 AM!"

+ Dahlia heart

Aaravi & Hex and Damien

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"Aaravi, here you wrote, 'I hope to one day have Damien's heart! But like his literal beating heart which I will have removed from his bleeding chest after I murder him.'"

+ Damien heart

"These aren't plots to murder YOU, Damien; they're plots to murder ME! 'Damien LaVey' was my nickname back in middle school."

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

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Damien's s'more was PERFECT... at least for anyone looking to eat a s'more reduced to a charred piece of coal. Who cares about edibility anyway?

+ Damien heart

Aaravi's s'more was the best because she... poisoned it apparently? And chefs say seasoning is key to good cooking!

+ Aaravi & Hex's heart

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"Let's start at the beginner level of not holding a grudge: not physically holding the movie The Grudge.'"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

"Damien, don't let Aaravi boss you around! You've been angry so long that by now if there were an anger factory, YOU'D be the anger manager!"

+ Damien heart

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"Hex, I'll give you my last everything bagel if you tell us whether Aaravi is totally trying to kill Damien."

+ Damien heart

"Chill, Damien, what's a little murder between friends? Look, I've actually had a murder notebook dedicated to Aaravi this whole time!"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

Aaravi & Hex and Joy

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Truth!

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

Dare!

+ Joy heart

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"Nature has seasons. TV shows have seasons. I rest my case."

+ Joy heart

"Life is like an arcade game. It gets progressively harder and harder and then you die."

+ Aaravi & Hex

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"A team structure allows for zany sub-plots. Also, you can split the cost of an Uber, saving you approximately $5.50 per ride."

+ Joy heart

"Going solo means you can keep all those sweet experience points and level up faster!"

+Aaravi & Hex heart

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"Something this heavy is going to take up AT LEAST three inventory slots. Joy's the only one here with the requisite inventory space!"

+ Joy heart

"According to D&D Beyond, this item has a +3 constitution modifier, and is best wielded by someone with a high armor class. Only Aaravi could use it properly!"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

Campfire Interactions Continued...

Aaravi & Hex and Milo

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"Aaravi, cheese tasting isn't a competitive game... it's a cooperative one! It's all of us VERSUS the cheese, and we win by having a great time together."

+ Milo heart

"Aaravi, Milo is trying to fool you! The winner is whoever eats the most cheese in 10 seconds! HURRY UP!"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

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"Poets don't tend to be traditional winners.' Most of them die alone and penniless. Poetry is about learning to cope with the fact that, sometimes, we will inevitably lose."

+ Milo heart

"There's a clear winner here: whoever can write Beowulf to completion first!"

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

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"Ever heard of slam poetry? It's poetry that you can turn into a blunt weapon to beat your opponents with. Whoever can club an enemy to death with their poem is the winner."

+ Aaravi & Hex heart

"Aaravi, you haven't even been writing poems, these are just walkthrough guides. If anyone here is a winner, it isn't you."

+ Milo heart

Calculester and Dahlia

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"But Dahlia, how do you plan to get the Questioning the Monster Scout Badge System's Integrity' Badge?"

+ Calculester heart

"That's exactly what someone trying to beat Dahlia's badge record would say! Don't fall for it!"

+ Dahlia heart

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A guide on the dangers of downloading suspicious links.

+ Calculester heart

A peace treaty.

+ Dahlia heart

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You can be the backup memory. Calculester's memory could be overridden, and Dahlia puts herself in danger so often that memory loss is a very real possibility.

+ Calculester heart

You can analyze all of the country's weaknesses to ensure you can defeat it in the battle of tourism.

+ Dahlia heart

Calculester and Damien

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There are other species that murder their mates, too! So when Damien kills, it's not an expression of evil-ness, just horny-ness!

+ Damien heart

Damien, you can't use "praying mantises kill their mates" as an excuse to murder, unless you enter committed relationships with all your victims first!

+ Calculester heart

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Calculester, remember: every item Damien burns is an item that can't fall into the hands of some truly villainous person for truly villainous reasons. Damien is preventing crime!

+ Damien heart

Wooow, "Damien burning stuff," so original. Damien, why don't you do some research on what defines you beyond arson? Get some layers, my dude.

+ Calculester heart

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When you're in the wild, always utilize Power Saving Mode.

+ Calculester heart

Offer to let Calculester eat YOUR arm instead.

+ Damien heart

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That's because that "photograph" is clearly a crayon drawing Damien did. He even signed it.

+ Calculester heart

Every animal would be using guns if they had opposable thumbs -- using them is not against nature, but rather a display of evolutionary advantage, the nature-est thing there is!

+ Damien heart

Calculester and Joy

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You know what they call people opposing science and rational thought? THE INQUISITION. Do you really want to join the Inquisition, Joy?

+ Calculester heart

If magic isn't real, Calculester, then explain how... I GOT YOUR NOSE!

+ Joy heart

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You're right, Calculester -- let's seal off the fire, with a firewall!

+ Calculester heart

Hey Joy! Let's design and implement a fire harassment seminar to teach our fellow campers to respect fire's personal space!

+ Joy heart

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♥♥♥♥ all the other numbers -- 0s and 1s all the way, baby!

+ Calculester heart

♥♥♥♥ ALL the numbers -- fill the squares with glyphs for a sudoku-solving spell.

+ Joy heart

Campfire Interactions Continued......

Calculester and Milo

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Wine tasting isn't about TASTE, it's about the DRAMA. How does the wine make you reflect on the fleeting, flavorful joys of life?

+ Milo heart

It's okay, Cal! Nobody actually drinks wine at a tasting anyway. Just swirl it around and throw two random adjectives together and people will think you're cultured as hell.

+ Calculester heart

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Replace the fire with a giant scented candle.

+ Milo heart

Instead of burning useless firewood, use the campfire for destroying something more cathartic, like pictures of your ex.

+ Calculester heart

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"Calculester, there are lots of things science is unable to explain, like Instagram, the nature of consciousness, and how I feel about Milo!"

+ Milo heart

"Milo, you're saying 'no' with your words, but 'yes' with your IG profile. While we were talking, you just went and posted the iguana thing."

+ Calculester heart

Dahlia and Damien

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Dahlia is the KonMari queen. She'll even separate your colors and whites! That's worth two-and-a-half dukedoms minimum, and make the crown a tiara!

+ Dahlia heart

The ancient Dukedom of Drodga'ar produces the spiciest wine in hell. It's worth one load Damien's laundry AND a bag of BBQ chips, easy.

+ Damien heart

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Stat

We all love Scott's cheeriness, but a true friend needs to be there not just for the good times, but also truly understand and empathize when he's feeling... BLUE???

+ Dahlia heart

Scott needs a friend with a vicious cockatrice that he can unleash at a moment's notice for some fun havoc and mayhem!

+ Damien heart

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If Damien wins, he gets 100 of Dahlia's soldiers... and later he can challenge Dahlia to fit all of them in her mouth!

+ Damien heart

If Dahlia wins, she gets to write down a law of her own for the 8th Circle of Hell.

+ Dahlia heart

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A good Vice President can carry the band through rough times. Who else but Dahlia has the strength to lift an entire group of people, their instruments, and their sound equipment?

+ Dahlia heart

Joy is clearly in a screamo band to release anger. She needs a VP like Damien to constantly piss her off, so she's always inspired!

+ Damien heart

Dahlia and Joy

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"The Coven's power is based on the Triple-Goddess. They always need to have THREE members, not four. So..."

+ Joy heart

"After much analysis, I've concluded that the Coven needs to be 80% more anime."

+ Dahlia heart

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"Only 3 witches can form the Coven, so in order for Dahlia to join... one of the current members MUST DIE."

+ Dahlia heart

"Dahlia, to become part of the Coven, you must spend thirty years as a hermit, far away from here."

+ Joy heart

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"You can be a Coven sleeper agent, so go to sleep and we will let you know when you're needed."

+ Joy heart

"Coven's last season was too grim. This season we need more sex appeal! You can be the irresistible blue seductress who distracts the villains!"

+ Dahlia heart

Dahlia and Milo

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"Upload a video of you decimating the population, but with 'Dangerous Woman', by Arianna Grande as background song, so it's all about feeling empowered."

+ Dahlia heart

"Show people you have changed by writing a nice poem about how bad you feel. This way the countless deaths won't be for nothing... they'll be inspiration for a nice poem."

+ Milo heart

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"Dahlia's most mysterious and alluring trait is... the silent H in her name. Start planting silent H's here and there for no reason. People will be caught off-guahrd."

+ Milo heart

"DAHLIA'S BRAND IS INTENSITY. FROM NOW ON ONLY TWEET IN ALL-CAPS. PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT!"

+ Dahlia heart

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The gift of music: compose him a catchy theme song for the 4th Circle of Hell.

+ Milo heart

A rock. But like, a REALLY cool rock.

+ Dahlia heart

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Win over everyone by practicing the most charming contact sport: eye contact.

+ Milo heart

SMASH A WATERMELON WITH A HEADBUTT.

+ Dahlia heart

Campfire Interactions Continued.........

Damien and Joy

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There is no villain more dangerous than Damien is... to his own well-being! Be the hero, Joy, and stop him from causing himself so much harm!

+ Damien heart

It doesn't matter how villainous Damien is or isn't, because he doesn't fit in the most important description for a Coven villain: wanting to ♥♥♥♥ Joy.

+ Joy heart

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But Joooooooy! The Goddess said it's DAMIEN'S turn with the artifact!

+ Damien heart

Damien, nothing is more magical than respecting your friend's boundaries. So shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

+ Joy heart

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If you let Damien hold it, he'll probably just set it on fire and destroy it... but if it's such a dangerous artifact, this should save you a lot of trouble!

+ Damien heart

Damien, leave Joy alone. I have an even COOLER magical artifact! It's called "Magic: The Gathering."

+ Joy heart

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Damien is a prince, and everyone knows monarchies are bad. Toppling the LaVeys' autocracy is great next-season arc material.

+ Damien heart

All good villains are either orphans or have terrible parents. But you, Damien, have two loving dads! Do you really want to give up your dads just to be a villain?

+ Joy heart

Damien and Milo

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Why should Damien write a poem... when CRIMES are poetry already?

+ Damien heart

What's that, Damien? Can't rise to Milo's challenge? I knew you were scared of poems kicking your weak prosaic ass. Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!

+ Milo heart

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Damien's Daring Dash of Depth... for the daring darling in everydemon.

+ Milo heart

FACEBLOOD.

+ Damien heart

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You should take inspiration for your brand from a more successful brand... like Milo's. Just try to be more like Milo. In the end, you can't spell "Damien" without "Milo"!

+ Milo heart

You want a brand that spells "metal"? Forget about online branding and go back to offline branding... with a branding iron!

+ Damien heart

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Crimes, arson, and make-up -- BUT rocking an exciting new facial hairstyle! New beard, new you!

+ Damien heart

After summer camp, get ready for the ultimate evolution... or should we say quadruple REVOLUTION... it's FIGURE SKATING DAMIEN!

+ Milo heart

Joy and Milo

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Convince Milo this quiz is part of an evil plot to undermine the Coven through identity crisis. Because of this, it is officially problematic.

+ Joy heart

Teach Joy the importance of self-acceptance, and help her to embrace her inner Faith.

+ Milo heart

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"Milo, you could turn this into a whole thing: raise Rabbaroo's spirit and do a live Q&A!"

+ Joy heart

"Joy, Milo can consult the dead for you... if you support them on Patreon. Friendship is never an excuse to work for free."

+ Milo heart

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"Relaxed and Left-Alone-by-Milo" Joy

+ Joy heart

"Exuberant Salsa Champion" Joy

+ Milo heart

Campfire Moss Mann - Gossip

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Edible underwear

CHARM

"Biggest ♥♥♥♥ Energy" award

+4

Magical girl cosplay

FUN

Chronic ear wax buildup

-2

Flaming AK-47

BOLDNESS

Immaculate chakra alignment

+2

Night vision goggles

SMARTS

Hentai addiction

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Alligator in clown makeup

FUN

The Sentient Fart Cloud

-4

Essential oil pyramid scheme

CREATIVITY

Bob Ross

+4

Intellectual who watches Rick and Morty

SMARTS

Big Chungus

+2

Overly aggressive flyer distributor

CHARM

Off-Brand Soda

-2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Orangutan Fight Club

BOLDNESS

Recordbreaking moonwalking skills

+4

Knitting Orgy

CREATIVITY

♥♥♥ sock collection

-4

Danny DeVito Stalker Group

FUN

Awkward family photos

-2

Dogs In Hats Anonymous

SMARTS

Obscure Shrek trivia knowledge

+2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Xtreme snail racing

BOLDNESS

Terminal stupidity

-4

Experimental ska

CREATIVITY

Incorrigable sexiness

+4

Astral projection

SMARTS

Contagious laughter

+2

Helium-fueled karaoke

FUN

Distrust of modern medicine

-2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Naruto LARP

FUN

Reincarnation of Freddie Mercury

+4

Yogurt-themed sexcapade

CHARM

More-evil twin of Jeff Bezos

-4

Coyote mud wrestling championship

BOLDNESS

Flaming sword swallower

+2

No-pants poetry reading

CREATIVITY

Flat Earther apologist

-2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up cosmic horror

BOLDNESS

Producing excessive amounts of CO2, somehow

-4

Wacky game show mechanics

FUN

Showing TOO MUCH TEETH

-2

Continuous yet tasteful use of the "There is only one bed" trope

CREATIVITY

Being 2 cool 4 skool

+4

A crude critique of "Critique of Pure Reason", by E. Kant

SMARTS

Making use of emojis too ahead of its time

+2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

The meteor that killed the dinosaurs

BOLDNESS

1930s Germany

-4

Winston Chuchill's dog

FUN

Jack Black's presidency

+2

A man claiming to be Nikola Tesla

SMARTS

The Great Lizard Uprising of 2245

-2

A cockroach on so much LSD

CREATIVITY

The dimension where "Avatar: The Last Airbender" is real

+4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Calvin and the Sluttier Chipmunks

CHARM

Robotic recreation of Elon Musk

+4

Mathletes Without Borders

SMARTS

Pillow princess

+2

Irradiated Party Balloons

FUN

Bake sale coordinator

-2

Forgetful Psychics

CREATIVITY

Living footstool

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Skateboarding down a sleeping dragon's back

BOLDNESS

Cowboy astronaut suit

+2

Playing "Beethoven's 5th Symphony" on kazoo

FUN

Greasy McDonald's bag

-2

Solving Goldbach's Conjecture with an abacus

SMARTS

Strapless, backless, frontless dress

+4

Orchestrating a coup against a corrupt kingo

CHARM

Mosquito tuxedo

-4

Campfire Moss Mann - Gossip Continued...

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Basic common sense

SMARTS

A flat-Earther

-4

Transylvanian vampire mosquitos

BOLDNESS

Lord Poseidon

+4

Cocaine-fueled interpretive dance

CREATIVITY

A giant, wriggling maggot

-2

Big Bird

FUN

An enchanted frog

+2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

♥♥♥♥-swinging

CHARM

Sentient Polly Pocket doll

+4

Parkour

BOLDNESS

Used tampon

-4

Surprise limbo

FUN

Lucky skunk tail

-2

Nickelodeon trivia

SMARTS

Everlasting Ring Pop

+2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Pissing in a crocodile's mouth

BOLDNESS

Week-old skunk corpses

-4

Selling fake penis reduction pills

CHARM

Ravens who ♥♥♥♥

+2

Impersonating Archduke Franz Ferdinand

CREATIVITY

Dolphins that bleed chocolate

+4

Counterfeiting Monopoly money

FUN

Horses that crave human flesh

-2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Ouija board

CREATIVITY

Clone of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

+4

Bingo

FUN

Giant mosquito

-4

Russian roulette

BOLDNESS

Featherless chicken

-2

Spin the bottle

CHARM

Teacup unicorn

+2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

A mask of the great philosopher Parmenides

SMARTS

Making wine through the traditional art of grape-treading

+2

A romantic Victorian-era wig

CHARM

Poorly mimicking the mating pattern of a walrus

-2

A heavy chain vest

BOLDNESS

Fixing a thermostat with expertise and bravado

+4

A whole lot of glitter

FUN

Singing opera off-key

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Philosophy lecture

SMARTS

Rock hard abs

+4

Air strike

BOLDNESS

Booty

+2

Pie fight

FUN

Sweat-and-cabbage aroma

-2

Music video

CREATIVITY

Nipple fungus

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

My girlfriend's house

CHARM

High school bully

-2

Disneyland

FUN

Beloved karate sensei, tragically slain

+4

Alcatraz

BOLDNESS

Anime waifu

+2

Band camp

CREATIVITY

Evil twin

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

New, unexpected ways of pleasuring oneself

FUN

Following the mysterious precepts of a very wise monk

+2

The basic ideas for a rock opera of epic proportions

CREATIVITY

Building a basement and forgetting to build the door

-2

An unexpectedly improved hairstyle

CHARM

Avoiding one's many, many suitors

+4

A badass imaginary friend turned imaginary frenemy

BOLDNESS

Forgetting how to use stairs

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Drugs

FUN

Thumb-sucking

-2

Knives

BOLDNESS

Doing taxes

+2

Thundercats figurines

SMARTS

Singing opera at pitch perfect

+4

Eggplants

CHARM

Displaying controversial short-sighted opinions on climate change

-4

Campfire Moss Mann - Gossip Continued......

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Headbanging to ABBA

CREATIVITY

Laxative quality assurance tester

-4

Doing intense pelvic yoga

CHARM

President of the Atlantic ocean

+4

Chugging an entire blue slushie

FUN

Emoji data analyst

+2

Backflipping off the Eiffel tower

BOLDNESS

City bus chair

-2

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Hot single MILFs in your area

CHARM

Bag of hot salad

-2

Washed-up Elvis impersonators

CREATIVITY

Still-functioning severed testicle

-4

4 out of 5 dentists who recommend Listerine

SMARTS

Gamer girl feet pics

+2

People who unironically wear Crocs

FUN

Solid gold condom

+4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Very witty remarks

SMARTS

A rebellious middle finger

+2

A bigger knife

BOLDNESS

Someone else's mom's face

-2

A lot of confetti

FUN

A very outdated meme

-4

A thick, old tome of erotic Italian poetry

CREATIVITY

A skateboarding dog (a clear metaphor of love and death)

+4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Molecular

SMARTS

A hamster who's a trained assassin

+2

Sublime

CREATIVITY

The common cold

-2

Moist

BOLDNESS

An origami knife

-4

Thicc

FUN

The power of God and anime

+4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Breast implant

CHARM

Underpaid waitresses

+2

Nintendo DS Lite

CREATIVITY

Orphaned unicorn foals

+4

SAT cheat sheet

SMARTS

NEETs

-2

Semi-automatic machine gun

BOLDNESS

Xenophobic manatees

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

As a sensual salsa bachata cover

CHARM

An angel climaxing.

+4

In the original Ancient Greek style

CREATIVITY

A (very sexy) lute.

+2

By making lots of fart noises

FUN

A giraffe, probably?

-2

WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED

BOLDNESS

All your dreams shattering.

-4

First Choices

Stat

Second Choices

+/- Stats

Poor Life Choices

BOLDNESS

Breath that's beyond bad

-4

Homemade baloney

CREATIVITY

A serious case of the anime eyes

+4

The most exquisite parfume

CHARM

EXTRA toned glutes

+2

The souls of the great Presocratic philosophers

SMARTS

An uncomfortable degree of thirst

-2

Campfire Multiplayer - Empty Log

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. "[Player name 2], you are absolutely, positively..."

Choice

Player 1 Stat

Player 2 Stat

Fine as hell

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

Recherche

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Effervescent

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Baller

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

The bee's knees

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. You propose a light activity to replace the harsh dating sim shenanigans with some homie quality time:

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Boosting each other's self-esteem with homie-related puns and compliments!

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

Building a deadly homieing missile

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Cooking a Homie-made homielette

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Rewriting Homer's Iliad to make it... Homier

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Studying the homienids together

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Dialogue: Player 1 chooses. ♥♥♥♥, she's/he's/they're looking at you. Make a suave-but-subtle move on her/him/them that'll gauge the possibility of a relationship here!

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Admire her/his/their aesthetically pleasing color scheme

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Punch her/him/them in the shoulder... with love

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Rearrange the alphabet so "U" and "I" are next to each other

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Offer to split a fudgesicle together

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Do a sensual mating dance

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

Dialogue: Player 1 chooses. You get to the "Most Likely To..." section, and [Player 2] asks you, sexily, "Hey [Player 1], just for fun, which superlative do you think I could earn?"

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Most likely to discover a new color

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Most likely to kiss [Player 1] on the cheek ;)

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

Most likely to win gold in Olympic beer pong

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Most likely to rap battle someone to the death

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Most likely to get drunk and accidentally invent time travel

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Dialogue: Player 1 chooses. But you don't want to seem weird or desperate, so you suavely suggest that you and [Player 2] continue the evening by...

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Discovering the last digit of pi

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Taking mysterious aphrodisiacs

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

Teaching a dog to breakdance

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Making paper-mache sculptures of each other

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Going on a daring museum heist

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Dialogue: Player 1 chooses. You laugh the night away. [Player 2] is so fun and cool. You find yourself thinking about how her/his/their eyes remind you of...

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Dat ass

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

The glory of battle

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Mercury in retrograde

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

The most quotable line of poetry

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

A delicious banana split

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. Things are getting a little steamy... maybe it's time to seal the deal with the classiest, most beautiful compliment you've ever given anyone!

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

Are you an artist? 'Cause you're good at drawing me in.

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

I need to buy life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Campfire Multiplayer - Empty Log Continued...

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. While spending time together, you realize for the first time that [Player 2]'s booty...

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Is worthy of a thousand sonnets

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Looks like it could cure your sadness forever

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slays

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Should be the main item on a high-end restaurant menu

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Has the Golden Ratio of Fibonacci

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. And in doing so, you notice [Player 2]'s unique fashion sense, patently expressed through her/his/their most iconic piece of clothing:

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

An outfit that can only be described as "anime villain chic"

+1 Smarts
+1 Creataivity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Tight jeans with unexpected holes for the buttcheeks

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

Pants... for your head

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

A gorgeous Victorian wig

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

A library card worn as jewelry

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. Suddenly, you blurt out, "You know, [Player 2], if you were to gain a stat in anything, it'd be..."

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

The "angelic laughter" stat

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

The "smexy" stat

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

The "2 kool 4 skool" stat

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

The "UwU" stat

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

The "living work of art" stat

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

Dialogue: [Player 1] chooses. "[Player 2]," you say (very suavely), "if you were a hamburger, you'd be..."

Choice

Player 1

Player 2

Made from unethically-sourced griffin meat with dynamite fries

+1 Smarts
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Boldness

Confetti!

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm

+5 Fun

A deconstructed Kimchi burger with a teriyaki infusion and shaved gold on top

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Creativity

A hot dog, 'cause I wanna stick you between my buns

+1 Smarts
+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Fun

+5 Charm

80% lean, 20% beef, 100% a snacc

+1 Boldness
+1 Creativity
+1 Charm
+1 Fun

+5 Smarts

Bear Secret Ending

You MUST fail with either option in the following conversation to activate this ending. This ending also activates when you get CURSED BEAREW at the Campfire Bar.
*NOTE: Activating this ending will cancel other endings you might be on. It cancels other endings for other players when in multiplayer mode EXCEPT APPLIANCE TIME SECRET ENDING, which the other players will continue in*

The Coach, Dahlia, Calculester, and Joy

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Stat

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Just stick a finger as far as you can into any one of your orifices! If a bear has been hiding inside you, you'll poke its fur!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

The Myer-Briggs indicator should do the trick. It reveals key traits of your personality, such as your conflict resolution style, and if you're secretly a bear.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Scout HQ

*NOTE: Choosing and failing the first option will give you the BIG FURRY ACHIEVEMENT achievement*

-Get CURSED BEAREW
NOTE: You will get either conversation in random order after.

Milo, Joy, and Calculester

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Stat

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Stat

The constant worry about getting the right amount of sleep, be it 8 hours or 6 months.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

The constant fear of being hunted down and turned into a cozy rug.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Damien, Dahlia, and Aaravi & Hex

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Crimes! But now you can commit bear-themed crimes, such as robbing picnic baskets from distracted campers.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Mauling people's faces. OM NOM NOM!

F > B

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Co-Op Secret Ending

To trigger this ending, you must be in a full MULTIPLAYER game. During both Campfires, the same two players need to sit on the empty log.

Interdimensional Prince

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Outcome

Yes

Continue
Ending

No

Cancel
Ending

Answers

Outcome

HELL YEAH!

Continue
Ending

HELL NAW

Cancel
Ending

Answers

Outcome

ABSOLUTELY!

Continue
Ending

Absolutely... NOT!

Cancel
Ending

Answers

Outcome

YEAH, BABY!

Continue
Ending

NOW WAY, JOSE!

Cancel
Ending

(Go to the meteor shower alone.)

The Ultimate Gossip Secret Ending

In order to trigger this Secret Ending you need to sit next to Moss Mann during the Camp Fire and when prompted to type a response write 'moss mann.'

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Stat

Stat Levels

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Stat

Since the dawn of time, our civilization has excelled at two things: laughing, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Let's do a funny sex rumor.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

HORROR ALL THE WAY. WHY? CUZ CRYPTIDS HOT.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

It's not your place to choose. You're just humble gossipers feeding monsterkind your art. And people feed on the misery of others.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ though as it is. At least by gossiping you can create something a bit more positive.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

"If good gossip has taught me anything, it's that good gossip should always teach you something."

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

"Gossip should explain why things are the way they are. It is how monsterkind came to understand reality: by passing gossip across generations."

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Campfire Bar Secret Endings

All these endings require you to get certain drinks from the Campfire Bar in order to achieve these endings. Some of them require you to ask a certain person to the meteor shower.

AARAVI'S AMENDS
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock FLASK GENIE.)

-Get FLASK GENIE while on Aaravi & Hex's route. *See Aaravi & Hex's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

FATHERHOOD
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock FLASK GENIE.)

-Get FLASK GENIE while on Calculester's route. *See Calculester's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

THE TALENT-SLASH-CHARACTER ARC CONTEST
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock FLASK GENIE.)

-Get FLASK GENIE while on Dahlia's route. *See Dahlia's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

FAKE DATING
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock FLASK GENIE.)

-Get FLASK GENIE while on Damien's route. *See Damien's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

COVEN UNITE!
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock FLASK GENIE.)

-Get FLASK GENIE while on Joy's route. *See Joy's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

THE CAT
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock FLASK GENIE.)

-Get FLASK GENIE while on Milo's route. *See Milo's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

WORST TIMELINE
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock THE DARKEST TIMELINE.)

-Get THE DARKEST TIMELINE (not sure if you need to be on Calculester's route to activate this ending). *See Calculester's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

BEAR
(This secret ending is achievable 2 ways, when you unlock CURSED BEAREW and after getting a conversation with The Coach, Dahlia, Calculester, and Joy while at SCOUT HQ. You MUST make sure your SMARTS is higher than your CREATIVITY then choose the first option: "Just stick a finger as far as you can into any one of your orifices! If a bear has been hiding inside you, you'll poke its fur!" This also is needed to unlock the drink CURSED BEAREW.)

-Get CURSED BEAREW. *See Bear Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

Campfire Bar Secret Endings Continued...

All these endings require you to get certain drinks from the Campfire Bar in order to achieve these endings. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to the meteor shower or go alone.

WHO MURDERED COOL JOSH?

-Get DOOM PERIGNON

Damien, Joy, Aaravi & Hex, and Jerry

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Cool Josh's last tweet said, "Just discovered a secret about Calculester that could change everything. Will reveal after drinking this Doom Perignon. #ASecretToDieFor"

S > C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Aaravi keeps a murder diary... that seems like a pretty good place to start!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Stat

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Stat

High stakes horse-betting! It's always high-stakes horse-betting.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

It can only be one thing: the last will and testament of an eccentric billionaire!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Stat

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Stat

Cool Josh was the last thing between Damien and the nickname "Cool Damien."

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Cool Josh totally had a love affair with a Coven member last season. Maybe it was a crime of passion!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower alone.)

NO MORE CHANCELLOR

-Get MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

Batniss

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

"I've vowed to destroy the Chancellor... for HE is the war criminal who banned dodgeball from the Dome!"

F < Ch

Not So Fun

+2 Charm
-4 Charm
-1 Fun

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

"I'm no hero. I'm just a horny camper who wants to meet the Chancellor... so I can ♥♥♥♥ HIM."

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Stat

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Stat

Explain that by joining the revolution you'll all be eligible for cool group discounts!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Tell him the Chancellor said he was smelly.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Stat

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Stat

Dramatically martyr yourself in a way that turns all of society against the Chancellor!

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

B > F

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Play some intense final showdown music, and the showdown will come to you!

F > B

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower alone.)

Campfire Bar Secret Endings Continued......

APPLIANCE TIME
(This ending cancels all endings EXCEPT BEAR SECRET ENDING, THE ULTIMATE GOSSIP SECRET ENDING and ANY FLASK GENIE SECRET ENDINGS)

-Get BLENDER SMOOTHIE

Aaravi & Hex and Calculester

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Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

She's been cooking a lot lately and her insides are dirty. We need to clean her!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

New generations are overusing microwaves and ignoring ovens!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Milo and Aaravi & Hex

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Travel to the Forbidden Dark Dimension. It's sure to have the darkest roast of all!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Pick the coffee that placed second in the World Bitterness Competition. The loss will only have made it more bitter.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower with anyone or alone.)

Damien and Calculester

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Live for the moment. Steal batteries from your other electronics until NOTHING has batteries!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Well, batteries don't grow on trees, you know. Oh wait, that's money. Find a battery tree.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Joy, Calculester, and Dahlia

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Think like a true detective. Who had a motive to steal the sock?

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Explain to Dahlia that she does not need socks, as she does not have feet.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower with anyone or alone.)

Damien and Dahlia

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Work hard to remove a really tough stain... like the stain of my dark and troubled past.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

ONE THOUSAND ABDOMINAL CRUNCHES SOMEHOW

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Creatvity

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Damien, Dahlia, and Aaravi & Hex

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Hypnotize your opponent with the soothing undulations of your lava.

Ch > B

So Charm

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

Attack with a pair of nunchucks.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

{Go to the meteor shower with anyone or alone.)

Joy and Milo

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

A tough philosophical question with no clear answer -- food for thought!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Pizza. BREAKFAST pizza.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Joy, Dahlia, and Damien

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

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Stat

The Coven must hide Joy's toaster transformation to avoid showing weakness. Wacky hijinks ensue!

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

The Coven discovers that the toaster is Joy's true form. This whole time she was the secret heir to the kingdom of Toastonia!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower with anyone or alone.)
*NOTE: Playing through all the dialog will give you the HANDYPERSON achievement*

Campfire Bar Secret Endings Continued.........

FAMILY REUNION

-Get SACRED BLOOD

Liam and Dmitri

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

As Dmitri grows up and blooms sexually, he must be taught to navigate the moral complexities of the art of yaoi so he can consume it responsibly.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Evil cape usage!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Dmitri

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Liam used to command the Dark Side. Show him that Dmitri has ushered in a new era for the Dark side, with your interior design skills!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

An evil commander is only as good as their evil minions. Prepare a group brunch to let all of Dmitri's acolytes shine.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Liam

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

All vampires are connected by their inexplicable love for fishing, which doubles as an all-time classic father-son activity.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Brood together.

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower alone.)

CHARACTER GROWTH

-Get THE BEST

Morty

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

"There's an old scary witch in the woods with big grandma energy. She could be your grandmother! It's technically possible!"

B > S

So Bold

+3 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-3 Charm

"Scott is obviously your long-lost brother! He always calls you 'bro,' and there's no other logical explanation for that!"

S > B

So Smart

+3 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-3 Boldness

Location(s): All

Morty and Batniss

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

"Morty will rise up as the leader of a revolution! He'll unseat the evil... uh... Magistrate? He's an evil dictator who's trying to ban the fundamental right to be sexy!"

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-3 Boldness

"Morty will find his lost wallet... within the twisty, turny walls of a mythical LABYRINTH! It's a Greco-Roman classic, baby!"

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-3 Charm

C > Ch

So Creative

+3 Charm

Location(s): All

Morty and Aaravi & Hex

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

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Stat

His unforgivable habit of opening new yogurts, instead of finishing the ones he left in the fridge! It's the big flaw we all knew about but weren't ready to address.

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-3 Boldness

BEING. TOO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. HOT.

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-3 Charm

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower alone.)

Campfire Bar Secret Endings Continued............

PIZZA DELIVERY SERVICE

-Get PIZZA (only available in the Campfire Bar during the LAST CAMPFIRE)
*NOTE: You will randomly get 2 of these conversations and after being successful at both you must go to the meteor shower alone to achieve the ending. Also playing through all 6 conversations will give you the PIZZA FOREVER achievement*

Pizza Girl and Baba Yaga

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Convince the Baba Yaga that pizza tastes like children while being way less problematic and easier to get. It's a win-win.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Use the pizza as bait to lure hungry children into her oven.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Jerry and Pizza Girl

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Travel to the very depths of the underworld in an epic quest to deliver Rebecca her pizza.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Rebecca may not be in a state to pay with money anymore... but she can still pay with her sweet sweet organs!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Pizza Girl and Stu & Wanda

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Looks like your friendship with your fellow camper Finn the Monster Made Out of Fingers will finally pay off. You can calculate using his many fingers!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Take an intensive online workshop to become a professional junk food appraiser.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Mr. Pappas and Pizza Girl

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Mess with the country's economy to devalue the currency to the point that a pizza costs around $10,000.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Hug the CEO. While some say a hug is priceless, you know a hug is really worth $9,985.01.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Batniss, Dmitri, Morty, and Pizza Girl

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

"A rival is the one who chooses to rival the rivalee, who often doesn't give that much of a ♥♥♥♥ and is annoyed by the rivalry."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

"By arguing this intensely you all are engaging in rivalry. You're all rivals! Congratulations!"

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Pizza Girl and MTM

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Tell Mike that without tips the government would have to raise the minimum wage. He doesn't want people getting paid FAIRLY, now does he?

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Tell Mike his eyes are pretty.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Campfire Bar Secret Endings Continued...............

REALITY TV

-Get A GLASS OF CURSE

Hex

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Trick one of the contestants into killing their own father and marrying their mother.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

One of these curses isn't a curse... it's just an elaborate wig! SNATCH. THAT. WIG.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Hex, Counselor Flodge, and Bear

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Stat

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Stat

The real Hex must know all kinds of dirt about Aaravi... and be inconsiderate enough to share it on live TV!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

This is tough. You're gonna have to use your Phone A Friend.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s):

Hex

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

The curse... OF ALWAYS CHOOSING THE LONGEST LINE TO STAND IN!

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

The curse... OF CROISSANT HANDS!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(Go to the meteor shower alone.)

Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp