Cult of the Lamb

Cult of the Lamb

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How to praise the lamb.
By Chronobyte
A guide on how to properly praise the Lamb from Cult of the Lamb
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10 Step guide to become lamb praiser.
Step 1: Get your hands on the Cotl plushie. It's very important.
Step 2: Build a shrine, MUST BE MADE FROM MAHOGANY WOOD! Then place you plushie there.
Step 3: Every day do 6 series, of 6 bows, each lasting 6 seconds before your shrine.
Step 4: Throw out all your clothes, and replace them with 100% wool clothes.
Step 5: Purchase as many collectors editions as possible, even for consoles you don't own. And display them with pride.
Step 6: Buy at least one additional plushy monthly and add them to shrine, so previous ones don't feel lonely.
Step 7: Carry at least one plushie with you, all the time, as a lucky charm.
Step 8: Place record player next to your shrine, and play game soundtrack 24/7.
Step 9: Swear you will never eat lamb meat again.
Step 10: Introduce all your friends to Cult of the Lamb, and show them how to praise the lamb.
But what if you want to praise the Goat instead?
49 Comments
frogknight99 26 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm 
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pajamaican01 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:14pm 
YESSSS........ I CAN FINALLY BE A PART OF IT ALL....... ORDERING THE PLUSHIE NOW!
worm 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:28am 
thanks so much! really came in handy. thanks to the lamb, i'm a multimillionaire now!
Buh 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
scout gaming
Engineer13✪ 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am 
what if i want to praise both?:owl_think:
frogknight99 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22am 
Your Leader is Proud
Dolor Perpetuus 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:54am 
@An_AntiFurry_Soldier
sacrifice them for the lamb. NOBODY BURNS THE SHRINE OF THE L A M B
Dolor Perpetuus 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:52am 
tysm! i praised the lamb for 5 months and i got a ps5 for free and won the lottery 2 times whilst praising the lamb! this guide helped alot!
ThatOne 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm 
cloth from the leader
Vox™ 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am 
Engineer gaming:sentry: