This step right here is the most crucial step. So listen well lad. For this step we will choose the Titan class. What's that, you mean to tell me you mean you haven't chosen this class? Then go ahead and choose the class ya dummy.

Alright you made it this far, good that means your IQ is at least above 70. Now we're going to need some tools to get the job done and for fun.


The Bidness









Do I need to explain this to you? You want that damn vandal who's been peppering you with his shock rifle dead? Well, he wont be laughing when you pump him full of lead! Take that you ether eating ♥♥♥♥. See a horde of hungry thralls ready to eviscerate you? No problem just mow em down like how modern governments deals with its protesters.

Now you may be saying, "I only have 150 rounds and those go by pretty quickly". Well don't fret that's when we get this baby.

AUTO LOADER 2.0









With the new update to having infinite primary ammo you can practically never have to reload with this thing. Well I mean eventually you will but it will be a LONG time before you do. Now, if you dont have either of these items then uh... what a shame. Looks like you will have to play the game scrub. Just pray to Bungo and maybe you will get these items when you play.

Now I understand us Titan mains have complex minds and you're right. Luckily I have met with top titan users all over the world and we have ironed out the advanced equations and complex fractions needed to be the most effective with this build. So, don't fret if your titan mind hasn't fully developed yet.

STEP 1: Point gun at the enemy and hold down Mouse1(Right trigger or R2 if you use the controller)
STEP 2: Keep firing until the enemy is dead.
STEP 3: Is the enemy dead? No? Then go back to step 2.
STEP 4: Find a new target and repeat step 1


Good with these four basic steps you can now go about your business and proceed to kill everything with murderous titan intent.

Good job, now you can roleplay as Heavy Weapons guy from the popular hit video game, Team Fortress 2.








Have fun guardians!