First, choose your language. Then you can start. Keep tapping the "O" in THERE IS NO GAME. Then pick it up and drop it on the floor and keep doing it until the audio button comes up. Press it. Press it again. It will pop around the screen. Keep pressing it. The "Game" will put on a wooden box over it. Keep tapping the box until it breaks. Then there will be a metal box over it now. Drop the metal box like the "O". The letters will pop off, leaving only the screws. Hold the mouse on these screws and it will reveal 4 boxes for the letters. Drag the letters in the boxes to spell the word "GAME" so it says "THERE IS A GAME". It will then take you to a box-breaking game, keep breaking the boxes until the "Game" removes your ball. Drag the ball from the UI to the game and continue. The glitches will appear ,however, keep going until you break all the boxes and get a trophy. Next, go back to the 4 slots and type "GOAT". Look at the goat, go back and type "TREE". Go back to the goat room and fill up the trophy with water from the waterfall. Drop the water-filled trophy on the tree 3 times until you find the squirrel with the key. Tap the nut on the side of the tree until it falls off. Then, drop the metal box on the nut to crack it and feed it to the squirrel. Use the key from the squirrel to open the goat's cage. After some text, you will be faced with a yes or no question. Choose either to get the end.

Sharpshooter: Click the audio button within 3 seconds when it pops around.
Ready For The Circus!: Use the metal box to bounce one of the letters around 10 times.
Bad Student: Type "GOAT" or "TREE" before "GAME".
Breakout Master: Break all the boxes before the game says "Goat".
Animal Cruelty: Splash water on the goat (in the cage) with the trophy.
Let's Be Friends!: Choose "Yes" at the end.
Not Nice At All: Choose "No" at the end.