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How to win at Risk: Global Domination
By jimmy buffett and 2 collaborators
how to win :)
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Category: Story or Lore
Languages: English
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4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:37pm
19 Feb, 2021 @ 8:51pm
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Guide Index
Overview
Step 1 
Step 2 
Step 3 
Step 4 
Bonus Step 
Video 
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Step 1

Step 1: Take Oceania

There is like four territories at Oceania so if u snatch that ♥♥♥♥ early ain't no one gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care. your immediate neighbor could be kim jong un and he wouldnt even take that ♥♥♥♥ even if you had like half a dude stationed at each territory. Long story short, its free real estate.
Step 2

Step 2: Ransom off Madagascar

Trick your opponents into thinking madagascar is the best and most strategic area to take, move all of your troops out and let an ally take it. It may seem that you are a saint among men and giving this man the promise land, but in reality you are giving him a free ticket to loser town.
Step 3

Step 3: "Think of the civilians!"

This trick only works when ur opponent is a little ♥♥♥♥♥. Keep telling them that u are an innocent civilian and you dont want to hurt them. if they fall for the bait they will stop attacking you. now fortify in alaska or sum ♥♥♥♥ and steamroll them when they leave the ♥♥♥♥ing jamacian bobsled team in their pivotal territories
Step 4

Step 4: Lose

Yea u ♥♥♥♥ing lost cuz you read this guide just get good dumbass
Bonus Step
everytime u take cambodia you sing fortunate son, also helps with step 1
Video
29 Comments
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LethalContractor 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:32pm 
This guy is right by saying "play the game" but he incourages wimpy moves." Bruh you can't be a man and tell them to "play the game" even though you encouraged the wimpy route to loser town.
『TheBotMan』 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51pm 
ok
Blobphish 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am 
@Dr.Respect It is not always organised team play. I just had a fog game where 2 players had been eliminated and White and Red were in strong positions to win the game, but neither could kill me as this would be too costly and the other would win. As a result I was constantly stabbing both of them in the back when they became the strongest. I am sure this would have looked like team play to the inexperienced eye.
Dr.Respect 3 Apr, 2022 @ 9:54pm 
Cheat like all the other fuckin retards that play the game, i brought the game thinking it was a remake of the board game but boy so many cheaters its unplayable. From people using hacks to playing in games that have allies disabled yet team work is going on, ive also notice people on streaming platform using discord to use strategic plays
xyo 30 Apr, 2021 @ 11:03am 
no
SGT. Reaper 14 Apr, 2021 @ 8:34am 
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boosh 13 Feb, 2021 @ 9:01pm 
ok
Pontiac Sunfire 3 Feb, 2021 @ 12:23pm 
ok
Dusto 18 Jan, 2021 @ 3:27pm 
this helped me win back my wife's approval