Be incredibly nice and friendly, this will make your friends think you are ♥♥♥ which will get you one step closer to getting rid of those disgusting creatures you call "friends".

Start watching anime IN JAPANESE and learn the Japanese language with only the help of anime. This will cause your friends to think you are weeaboo scum. Try to naruto run whenever (if you ever) see them in real life. Also make sure to quote your favorite anime 24/7.
That combined with them thinking you are ♥♥♥ will get you yet another step closer to having no friends!

Become really emotionally unstable and cry all the time then suddenly start laughing, then just get extremely mad and destroy your entire setup.
Your (soon to be ex-) friends will think you're some kind of weirdo psychopath who is not only ♥♥♥, but also watches anime.
You're so close to having absolutely no one left in your life!

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Main Blitz

Whenever your friends are playing without you, make sure to annoy them as much as possible and ruin their game for them.
They will definitely hate you soon enough.

If you have any black friends make sure to call them the gamer n-word every single time they upset you.

no one likes you