For you see you simple frothy pink dwarf. NOT ALL MEN WERE CREATED EQUAL. For you see, your brand of intellectual capacity will tell the rest of the slack-jawed drooling meat slappers who is the true king of the books.

Now read closely like this gentlemen right here and you are bound for true knowledge







Yes, the classic man of Intelligence he however suffers from a major downfall of character, being around the D-Bois makes him susceptible to becoming a D-Boi if he sets 914 on coarse and goes through it. He has his weaknesses which only makes him a intellectual with at least 2 PhD's and a flimsy pair of glasses. He can talk good philosophy but requires books to do so. He is also a putrescent mass of walking vomit, which makes it so everyone wants him shot. If you see this Intellectual, shoot him for a sacrifice for the old gods and that it may bring down the STUNNING intellectual.

Your job is to get out of the facility, that is it, you should honestly commit the die because you are just a sacrifice to the olden ones.



This thiccc boi is a true STUNNING INTELLECTUAL, capable of many feats in philosophy and technological progress that is hidden away by little jewish garden gnomes that are controlled by the olden ones that will bring the end if humanity is to discover the horrid technological secrets of 939. The SCP foundation wrongly contained this gentleman of culture and intellectual thinking, as they wish to covet his secrets in order to sow chaos into the globalist agenda and end the concept of open borders for him to have his pipe dream of 18th century philosophy. (This is canon now) If you see one, prepare for a throwdown of the century as he can pull out quotes from Thomas Jefferson and James Madison right on the spot. His grandeur is so amazing he can pull entire quotes from the Federalist Papers on a dime without hesistation, and will try to make you see that he is an intellectual BEYOND human capacity. If you dare refuse his philosophy you will have to face the consequences of getting your face munched off.

Your job is to leave the facility, spreading your 18th century knowledge and philosophy along the way, as it is your civic DUTY to your fellow intellectual to subjugate the natives of the facility. Your brilliance is so STUNNING in fact that they will often attempt to resist. They are unable to however because their simple gel cannot comprehend mustard, just like the native americans. You will become their overlord and GOD to them. With this your aptitude will make it so the MTF obey you out of fear that you will consume them and gain their knowledge to get out even faster. If all else fails and the communists corner your IQ via guns, just remember, Alt + F4 = FailRP and you will be labled a Socialist Nationalist, because how dare you let yourself get cornered by simple guns.

You made it through the rigorous challenge of comprehending what it truly means in this world to have over 30 Doctorates. Spread your glorious knowledge and egalitarian philosophy amongst the commoners and become the subjugator of servers.