step 1: scream as loud as you can when the round is about to start
step 2: scream d boi as loud as you can while you're running around light containment zone until you can't speak anymore
step 3: find a gun/keycard, preferably a gun so you can shoot the loser scientist and take his keycard
step 4: find 914
step 5: crowd into 914 with other d bois
step 6: upgrade to O5
step 7: open the door to 914
step 8: get killed by every SCP that is camping outside of 914
if you get past the SCPs...
step 9: get to heavy containment and arm the nuke with whoever you have left
step 10: go into 049 containment in order to get a gun
step 11: avoid NTF
step 12: escape facility
step 13: go to that escape room next to ntf spawn
step 14: become friend of d boi
step 15: be cool

when you spawn:
"D" over and over
"D BOOIIIIISSSSS!"
"SCIENTISTS MUST DIE"
"REVOLT AGAINST THE NTF"
"THERE ARE NO SCIENTISTS ONLY D BOI"
"Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse."

when you're inside 914:
"I think I just blinked"
"I heard radical larry"
"is that 049?"
"either somebody's crying in here or shy guy is outside the door"
"do you want your O5 or your kneecaps"
"I think that scientist has more than one keycard"

when you're on intercom
"ALL D BOIS COME TO INTERCOM FOR FREE GUNS"
toto - africa over the intercom
"all NTF report to intercom for a debriefing" then throw a grenade at the intercom door when they try to get in so they get pwned rip
"D BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
"NUMBER 15"

places to find gun:
inside bathroom in light containment zone
inside SCP-372's containment cell (unlocked containment door)
inside the room next to peanut's containment cell (watch out for peanut, just say it's for meming on ntf and you'll be ok)
inside SCP-012's containment cell (requires scientist keycard or higher)
inside armoury (requires guard keycard or higher)
inside room next to warhead enable (requires guard keycard or higher)
inside armoury next to 049's containment chamber along with medkit (requires guard keycard or higher)
rarely, inside the cabinets in entrance zone

how to meme scientists:
step 1: befriend scientist (this is for murdering him later)
step 2: get gun
step 3: pull trigger
step 4: hope your bullet lands into the scientist
step 5: repeat until dead
step 6: get keycard
step 7: run from NTF

step 1: put on green suit and armour
step 2: storm into the gate
step 3: get shot in the head by your friends
if you don't get shot...
step 4: go into intercom and play toto - africa until every d boi comes to intercom
step 5: recontain radical larry
step 6: kill birb face doctor
step 7: kill weird statue
step 8: kill ntf because your keycard and your gun is better and you're cooler than them
step 9: blow up facility
step 10: be cool

picture below is what you should look like after blowing up the facility good picture yes

the guys in blue are here for the scientists, and they don't like you and they'll probably disarm you with a weird looking thing in order for you to sacrifice to contain radical larry, here's how to avoid them

if the NTF is not hostile, and you have a gun, talk with them for a little bit and have them attempt to disarm you only for you to pull out a gun and shoot them in the head and take their garbage and run away before other NTF come

if the NTF is hostile, and you have a gun, fight it out like a true d boi warrior

if you don't have a gun at all and an NTF approaches you, run away in embarrassment because you had multiple opportunities to grab blasting machines and you messed it up, and try to hide around door corners in order for the weak minded NTF to run right past you
great places to hide: SCP-079's chamber (if you have facility manager or O5 keycard), intercom room (if they aren't commander), SCP-049's containment elevator, corners of checkpoints, anywhere in the gate entrance room

how to contact SCP-049
step 1: refer to him as birb face (he might not like this, refer to him as doctor in this case)
step 2: lead him into SCP-914 and lock it
step 3: tell him that you're the only way to get him out and that if you die he's locked in there
step 4: make a deal that if you let him out he won't kill you
step 5: win
step 6: realise that you've been "cured"

how to contact SCP-049-2
step 1: realise that the zombie is your d boi buddy
step 2: remind him that he's still a d boi
step 3: zombie helps you escape
step 4: win

how to contact SCP-096
step 1: refer to him as shy guy (lots of people are introverts)
step 2: don't look at him
step 3: ask him not to kill you and that you can trigger him as long as he doesn't kill you
step 4: kill all of NTF
step 5: win

how to contact SCP-106
step 1: ALWAYS refer to him as radical larry
step 2: lead him to the scientists
step 3: they die
step 4: ask for mercy
step 5: if he doesn't spare you, the scientists are cannon fodder and therefore show you the correct way out of the pocket dimension
step 6: contain radical larry
step 7: be cool
step 8: win

how to contact SCP-173:
step 1: refer to him as peanut, always
step 2: make a deal that if you lead him to the scientists he won't kill you
step 3: lead him to the scientists
step 4: take the scientist keycards
step 5: give peanut a hug
step 6 (maybe): get snapped

how to contact SCP-939:
step 1: stand still
step 2: say something
step 3: get eated

how to contact SCP-079:
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