(P.S. Check the "Happy Holidays" screenshot, and you'll notice Skoot's holding something, I just didn't pose it properly)

Oh nononono... the Dew is the least of your concerns. The big problem is who would want it?

Also, don't worry about that weird assassin/spy slumped against the tree there. He's still alive. Left him a medkit, some lights, a radio and his stuff. It was weird though, he kept screaming something about "THE POWER OF THE INFINI-DEW!" as he was attempting to backstab me. Luckily Mjolnir Armor is made out of titanium...

P.S. Don't worry, cleaned it when I got back to base. I used A LOT of soap...

Found it in some swamp the UNSC was already scouting, there was some kind of crash involving a ARC-170...but that's not important. I found a map leading back there, so I grabbed a shovel and dug in the spot marked on the map. It was in some old cardboard box.

... you better watch out. >:D

Yep. It's a magic Mountain Dew can that NEVER RUNS OUT. EVER.

... infini... DEW?