"#1648 +(660)- [X]IoStream 14: LOL

IoStream 14: radio

IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"
#3622 +(9)- [X]<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats ♥♥♥♥ recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually ♥♥♥♥♥ you up good....:P
#4576 +(513)- [X]<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?

<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program

<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size

<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class

<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea

<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler

<_8ight> well.  if you cant find a ruler.  i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.

<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch  in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.
#4658 +(288)- [X]<Const> zero's gay?  I just thought he was into porking his cat

<Zero> My cat is a girl :p
#5489 +(3252)- [X]<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out
#7951 +(266)- [X]<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender.

<sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd

<perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor.
#9438 +(502)- [X]<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
#10844 +(183)- [X]<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?

<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?

<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.

<Don Ravioli> haha

<Don Ravioli> why bad news?
#10941 +(553)- [X]<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City.  I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.  I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#15684 +(182)- [X]<kanzen> heh.. this guy's ont he phone calling his computer pookie.. "Oh come

  on pookie, you can do it pookie.. there you go pookie, thats it... "
#15699 +(537)- [X]<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>

<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease

  affecting millions
#23299 +(228)- [X]<aster> what's a cervix

<aster> sounds like a bitchx script
#34343 +(136)- [X]<Moeser> you don't chase whiskey  

<Moeser> you run away from it 

<Moeser> very swiftly  

<Moeser> and you don't make sudden moves
#34945 +(72)- [X]<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?!

<freak> =)

<mango> no.....

<mango> it has to do with my mouth though

<freak> oh

<freak> whoa

<freak> like kissing?

<mango> ha ha

<mango> no

<mango> try me giving u head

<freak> AHHHHHHHH

<freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY

<freak> really?

<mango> :-P

<freak> hahah

<mango> hell yea

<freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)
#36181 +(706)- [X]<nom> Bush wipes his ass, right?

<Ultron> No someone does it for him

<Legion> yeah with the constitution
#36641 +(305)- [X]<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car

<MacGunner> ANND

<MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them

<Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay.

<MacGunner>...
#42127 +(551)- [X]<InvisableGuy> you cant get drunk at my place no more

<dope^fish> aw why not?

<InvisableGuy> remember last time? you broke my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch

<dope^fish> hehe shame :) i owned ur couch :0

<InvisableGuy> wel, i owned it, but u broke it.
#46700 +(525)- [X](+Kazimierz) Groundhog Day is on TV so much it's as if the film's really happening
#47717 +(344)- [X]< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam

< zocor> oh ♥♥♥♥... wrong channel :/

< zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
#48163 +(125)- [X]<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT

<bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT

<FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them

<bunnyfufu> if only that was possible
#48771 +(-104)- [X]* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
#50263 +(1715)- [X]* Joins: Pronto ()

<MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!

<Pronto> I brought my front, too.

<MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.

* Pronto bows.

<MSminion> What about your left?

<Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there.

<MSminion> Right.

<Pronto> No, it left.

<MSminion> No left or right, then?

<Pronto> Damn straight.
#50615 +(160)- [X]<ajpiano|fifa03> THIS WANKS AWFUL

<Jig|werk> prosthetic hand?

<derobrash> heh

<derobrash> lol

<Jig|werk> put it in the microwave and warm it up.
#51467 +(27)- [X]<Champion> id never admit to being homosexual
#58603 +(387)- [X]<jihad> i need crack

<craz> www.gamecopyworld.com

<jihad> not this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ software, the drug
#59062 +(1341)- [X]<X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches!

<smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens

<smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park

<smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power

<smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17

<smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight

<smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness

<smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants...

<smackfoo> um

<smackfoo> you guys know the rest

<Cithorn> Keep going

<Cithorn> I'm not done yet
#59749 +(182)- [X]<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.

<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
#60353 +(-24)- [X]<Exor[B-A]> gay

<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> yes exor you are good to see you came to terms

<Exor[B-A]> fk me

<Exor[B-A]> ;\
#75552 +(64)- [X]* Digital- (net@she.swallowed.and.said.mmm.cheezy.com) has joined #toronto

<kade> i dont know if mine is cheezy but she had to chew it then swallow.
#75942 +(194)- [X]<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)

<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.

<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.
#76381 +(194)- [X]<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag

<Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of
#81140 +(150)- [X][ @Sin|ion ] it's very hard to take down the internet

[ @Sin|ion ] cuz it's not just one server
#85000 +(305)- [X]sidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on fire?

sidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick,"