"#721 +(-2066)- [X]<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more ♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good

<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet.

<SWM> ♥♥♥♥♥♥s love swap meets.
#1249 +(148)- [X]<shadowrye> okay

<shadowrye> who wants a box

<|Raven|> i do

<shadowrye> good

<shadowrye> now

<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo

<|Raven|> i don't
#1429 +(267)- [X]<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
#2080 +(81)- [X]<kay|oss> i am at work

<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be

<epp> (if there's no airplanes around)
#2921 +(474)- [X](Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)

(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge

(Idler): Starting to get really big now

(Idler): Might have to kill it some day

(NX): did u try to eat it?

(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
#3282 +(79)- [X]<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill ♥♥♥♥ your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ logging on.
#4260 +(372)- [X]<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p

<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY ♥♥♥♥ IS

<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
#5523 +(3315)- [X]<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#7064 +(210)- [X]<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this

* Staberinde points at his crotch

<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"

<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives

<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near
#9329 +(279)- [X]<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me

<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me

<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly

<@PakiSpice> yea

<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred

<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window

<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#10162 +(382)- [X]<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
#12076 +(383)- [X]<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.

<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
#12303 +(514)- [X]<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!!

<baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day
#14178 +(512)- [X]*** Emo has joined #GDProject

<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?

<Emo> oh ♥♥♥♥

<Emo> thats me

<Emo> lol

<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass

<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#16633 +(246)- [X]<eller> i ate sushi today

<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover

<eller> but i just puked it up

<motardo> not good

<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...

<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
#20248 +(158)- [X]<notxyst> ♥♥♥♥ budget cuts

<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
#20383 +(323)- [X][topic changed [ @lelesan [ Attention IRC Users: No one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares what mp3 you are listening to ]
#21418 +(103)- [X](h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my home computer

    experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no credentials

(cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl
#24936 +(-13)- [X]<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave?

<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt

<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants

<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
#29498 +(254)- [X]<ReWom> IRC is full of ♥♥♥♥ and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures.
#30162 +(859)- [X]<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying.

<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
#30267 +(111)- [X]<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music
#36191 +(206)- [X]<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that

<p0tat03> ...

<Asha`monkey> Oops.

<Asha`monkey> Wrong window.
#45383 +(619)- [X]* xjeff does not read books(he thanks there a waist of time)
#46260 +(116)- [X]«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory?

«@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip!

«@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in

«@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running

«@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!!

«@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something

«@rewobo» blah!

«@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip!

«@rewobo» legs

«@buzz» rofl!!!

«@sh0ck_SMU» HAHAHAHAHH

«@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip?

«@buzz» YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS

«@buzz» THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@

«@rewobo» oopz!

«@rewobo» no wonder it's so fuken tight!
#46696 +(2)- [X]<|TripleH|> i prefer my ladies dead, and just before rigamortis sets in
#49694 +(1472)- [X]<fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org?  they don't approve any of the quotes i post.

<h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right. 

<fred32>  eh?

<h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word ♥♥♥ at least once, talk about ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ between men, make references to nazis, refer to women in the context of ♥♥♥♥, allude to child ♥♥♥♥, or any form of adolescent sexuality or violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be funny or clever.  hope that helps.

<fred32> sure does, thanks. you ♥♥♥.

<h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your ♥♥♥♥ out of my ass so i can go back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks enough mang.
#50292 +(-66)- [X]<Eldron> ruba, btw,.  IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR SISTER! HAH!

<StalkerofurSoul> shes 8!

<Eldron> the younger the better?

<Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them

<Atreides^away> hairless ;)

<Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth.

<Eldron> I like them moistorized

<Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist

<StalkerofurSoul> does blood count?
#50317 +(718)- [X]* twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: )

* LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy

<hidingfromvoy> shhhh

*twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #fux0r

<twigvoy> where'd llnk go?

<hidingfromvoy> teehee
#52965 +(268)- [X]<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE

*** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing

<PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
#55095 +(266)- [X]* Cheez is now known as rwxr-xr-x

<MudBlud> ./Cheez
#55569 +(180)- [X]<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)
#59195 +(415)- [X]<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol

<nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls

<nersh> but why do it on the internet
#65673 +(260)- [X]<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ

<kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER

<austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ

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