"#670 +(578)- [X]<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie

<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
#904 +(224)- [X][00:15] <iMike> my name is on that

[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well

[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
#1263 +(370)- [X]<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one

<CBA> Those were dog years.
#1916 +(440)- [X]-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced

(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#2753 +(365)- [X]<vman_> wow

<vman_> 2 iranians in here

<vman_> amazing

<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥

<vman_> HAHA!
#2832 +(1174)- [X]-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!
#4159 +(435)- [X]<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?

<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft
#7790 +(699)- [X]<zyrowan> when I have a fiance

<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls

<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job

<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
#8265 +(644)- [X]* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
#10084 +(305)- [X]<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)

<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat
#10735 +(243)- [X]<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along.

<tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids?

<@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?
#10951 +(57)- [X]<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip

<oak> and have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what they are now lol

<Path> IDIOT

<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
#11168 +(203)- [X]<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com

<ScumDog> wish me luck

<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
#13599 +(788)- [X]<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is

<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is

<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do

<Aximili> What is it, then?

<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram

<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
#14510 +(208)- [X]<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to

           ((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff(). Don't do it
#14544 +(43)- [X]<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o
#33848 +(173)- [X]edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall

edRigo: I assume that means they ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you never know with him

BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
#34043 +(550)- [X]<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
#34694 +(2171)- [X]<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.

<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work

<bUdDyLeE> watch

<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?

<`Frieza> yes

<bUdDyLeE> elaborate

<`Frieza> no

<bUdDyLeE> fair enough.
#42122 +(472)- [X]<cian> I'm gonna call you and hit on your wife

<Nictathan> dude

<Nictathan> I'm divorced

<Nictathan> go for it
#42327 +(44)- [X]<[Lemmy]> hey btw where r u?

<Massive_Potato> virginia

<[Lemmy]> aww... after all that bash.org stuff I first read that as 'vagina'
#42634 +(98)- [X]<|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and think... "oh ♥♥♥♥ did i follow through"
#45974 +(201)- [X]<Shuzin> Stupid junk e-mail.

<Shuzin> Why would I want to get the porn OFF my PC when I bought all that film and went to all the trouble of hiding in the bushes?
#48755 +(16)- [X]<jmess> this is the best set up.

<jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing

<jmess> hahaha SAD

<Fabio> hahaha

<Fabio> as bad as me

<Fabio> in bed ircing
#49095 +(57)- [X]<cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said "rofl" in real life.

<smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor laughing?

<cbf> [smega84]: "rofl"

<smega84> cbf AWESOME

<smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE :)
#49262 +(384)- [X]<SO|Rancor> go use one of them stupid translators

<SO|Rancor> i used one once for spanish class...............and the teacher almost got me kicked out of school for accidentally saying your a fat old man who loves ♥♥♥♥

<SO|Rancor> but the sentence in english was the man owned some chickens:-/
#53939 +(1695)- [X]<quintessential> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER ONTO MY BALCNONY

<kuntraver> heh

<quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink

<kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going?

<quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday

<quintessential> wtf

<kuntraver> ?

<quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
#55328 +(282)- [X]<Steve> http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/14/korea.nukes/index.html

<Jsangspar> I swear to god, CNN and the government are making everything up

<Jsangspar> and it's starting to fall apart

<Jsangspar> 'The Yongbyon nuclear facility in North Korea. Pyongyang says it will restart the nuclear reactor there '

<Jsangspar> "YONGBYON"? "PYONGYANG"? Now they're just making fun of asian people

<Steve> "Neighbor and potential threat FLIEDLICE has threatened to destroy any troops coming through their territory, be it from the western YELLOWSKIN or the east's SLANTEYEBASTIDS."

<Jsangspar> gahahah
#55443 +(144)- [X]<APE_> warezing is like wanking, everyone does it but u dont talk about it
#58247 +(422)- [X]<MickJ> FACT: FAKE TITS ARE A SIGN OF HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM

<Turnspike> Wouldn't it be cool if they had implants with goldfish in them
#59927 +(16)- [X]<KeeperX> <zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG

<KeeperX> <Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?

<Flaming_Duck> oh god

<Flaming_Duck> look at the JPG

<Flaming_Duck> that's so gay

<KeeperX> yes, that is gay

<KeeperX> external CDROM
#66263 +(675)- [X]<dm0n3y>  ----------------♥♥♥♥ type below this line----------------------

<Vondi> Aiee

<dm0n3y> GG VONDI

<dm0n3y> wait, ♥♥♥♥
#69673 +(672)- [X](doggie^): im addicted to internet shopping or something

(slippy): me too

(slippy): i bought 5 internets the other day
#76003 +(184)- [X]<edgeh> think i crapped myself

<edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap

<edgeh> damn my memory sucks
#80754 +(-14)- [X]<tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be some ♥♥♥♥♥ woman sitting there with ♥♥♥ all over her?
#86135 +(37)- [X]* freebs is playing [ Fiddler On The Roof - If I Were A Rich Man ] ¤ M[X]S

<aNuBiS-> lol

<freebs> i'm very eclectic

<freebs> well if it's spelt right

<aNuBiS-> that fancy speak for, gay?
#162955 +(202)- [X]<Vespertine>  I dare you to take out your ♥♥♥♥... lay it on the keyboard.. starting at "A" and tell us what letter"