The irony when you realize that the greek culture was admired by romans so much that they adopted their customs and most noble families in Rome employed greek teachers for their children.

This caused some civil strife amongst the elite early on but was eventually settled, and to quote Horace: "Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit et artes intulit agresti Latio" (Conquered Greece took captive her savage conqueror and brought her arts into rustic Latium.)

Roman Bathhouses had plenty of 'buggery' between Roman men.

The Greeks invented Gayness!

" Buggery of young chums by old men. " *Looks over at the Roman army.* ... Right. Anyways.

and roads are the only straight thing about the Romans

You forgot that romans are exellent football players.

I can feel some sneed energy

baste

And the Romans are the democrats wearing capes and looking like Robert De Niro... Interesting.

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