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77 people found this review helpful
45.9 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Glad to see that Ubisoft are once again giving paying customers the middle finger because they can't be arsed to patch a predominantly single player game with an offline mode that already exists in the game's files.

Ross Scott is right, games as a service is fraud.
Posted 15 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
This is a FlatOut game in name only. It shares none of the good qualities the previous games had. The first sign I knew that this wouldn't be a quality title was the developer: Team6. If you know anything about the FlatOut series of games, you'd know that all of them were developed by BugBear Interactive. Still, I was stupid and went ahead with the purchase (only $7.49, but still, I could have bought a better game). Expecting something at least halfway decent, I got a buggy, crashing, and barely playable pile of mess dumped upon me. The physics are arguably the absolute worst thing about this game. Cars don't handle like cars, they handle like ice cubes lubed up in a messy bowl of KY His and Her jelly and butter. The graphics are just awful and look worse than the first FlatOut game, which, for reference, was released in 2004, a wopping 7 years before this pile of fail. I guess the only nice things I can say about it are the car designs themselves, the amount of them, and the amount of game modes included in the game. Other than that, avoid this like the plague. If I could get my money back, I would.
Rating: 1/10.
Buy the other FlatOut games and BugBear's Next Car Game instead.
Posted 17 February, 2014. Last edited 17 February, 2014.
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