Recent reviews by ⭐=Vu= zarathustra⭐

Adorable little third-person-perspective platforming meditational on journey & growth with a soothing soundtrack & interesting artstyle.
Try to find all 23 collectibles..! =]

Like zombies? Like popping their heads with guns, katanas, sledgehammers, etc?
Get Dying Light.

Like Parkour? Like traversing varied environments with a wide variety of undead types chasing you?
Get Dying Light.

Like first-person shooters? Like scavenging & crafting?
Get Dying Light.

PS
Get Dying Light...

Delightful little Samorost/Machinarium/Botanicula (basically "Amanita Design-ish") adventure game.
Loved it - short & sweet...

I'd buy that for a dollar!
(or more, even...)

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Two years later: Where's the bloody game, brah?

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Overload was finally released 31 May, 2018 ;)

Lush graphics, authentic audio & a compelling story makes Firewatch the best adventure walking simulator (not in the pejorative sense by any means) currently on Steam.

I loved it & so will you.

Enjoy!

It's Tuftoo!
What more need be said?

I paid for my Tuftoo (well, I got it in The Orange Box) - did you? :P

I've got my Bill's, my Cheater's Lament & my Victory Lap - my life is complete...

Wodden Ship?

No servers populated whatsoever.

I created a server to mess about in & it seemed to me to be nothing more than an ultra-generic deathmatch FPS. Some of the maps were mildly interesting but what's the point if they're utterly devoid of players?

Plenty of clipping through the scenery too; how is this a full release? It should be in Early-Access for many, many more months.

I give this 'game' ZZzz../10...

Somebody please stomp on that myxomatosis-infected squirrel asap!
It's so full of noxious pus, it's infecting my memories.

As Saint William of Hicks once sagaciously said: "Marketing men, kill yourselves..."

So unnecessary.

(Love the artbook tho'.)

Blind who?

This is what happens when the marketing men see a buck to be made in the "video gaming segment" - so they push our hallowed pastime into the mainstream & every dudebrah & their drunkle are catered for with second-rate dumb terminals that lackwitted 'developers' scramble all over & in their pathetic attempts to port over classic games to said console-ation prizes, end up screwing the whole kennel of pooches...

KEEP FPS GAMES OFF CONSOLE! You fragment the community over multiple non-communicating platforms; you create dumbed-down, hand-holding games for dribbling mouth-breathers who wouldn't know a command-line if it came festooned with a 'stylish steelbook' full of Nathan Drake temporary tattoos.

Personally, I cannot wait 'til the swaggering, odious, loudmouthed, vacuous, self-styled 'cool set' move on to their next fixation & we true believers can get back to the heady wonders of the [ ]ZX80/81 [ ]Speccy [ ]TRS80 [ ]Amiga [ ]2/3/486 days (tick where applicable). Shouldn't be long now; COD was played out multiple iterations ago & what with the yoctosecond attention spans they all seem to enjoy, we'll have the room cleared in no time.

If you really must make your little black bluray boxes gaming-compatible, stick to your 3PS & your driving games, you shallow hacks, & leave the FPS to KB/M.

CONTROLLER SUPPORT? COLORECTAL SUPPORT, MORE LIKE.