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I don’t know what god put you in such a pathetic ordeal — sounds like ‘Dominating Daddy Syndrome’ mostly.
But if I were you, I’d schedule a 1v1 with a therapist, not randoms in the lowest rank bracket
Imagine unironically thinking that beating randoms in silver defines masculinity. Go touch grass, Hercules
'I care about KDA, I’m the man' — the realest, manliest thing I’ve ever heard. Keep dominating those silver lobbies, king. The world needs heroes like you
Your gaming chair will develop squeaky wheels that make noise EXACTLY when you're trying to clutch
Every time you rage, your microphone will play the Minecraft villager sound
Your RGB lights will randomly change to the most embarrassing color combinations
Steam will automatically download the WORST possible game in your library during your most important match
Your energy drinks will mysteriously transform into lukewarm tap water
BUT WAIT! If you FORWARD this to 10 friends, you will receive:
✨ INSTANT PRO GAMER SKILLS
✨ PERMANENT PING PROTECTION
✨ IMMUNITY FROM TOXIC CHAT
WARNING: Kyle from Ohio ignored this and got stuck in a 10-hour Fortnite dance emote loop! 😱
COPY. PASTE. SURVIVE. 🎮🚨
I am writing this email with trembling hands... 😱 The A̸n̸o̸m̸a̸l̸y̸ is real, and it's coming for YOU next!
Three nights ago, I received this email and DELETED it, thinking it was just spam. BIG MISTAKE! At exactly 3:33 AM, I heard a sound from my closet that went:
~~KRRRRRRR~~
Then IT emerged... The A̸n̸o̸m̸a̸l̸y̸! A creature of infinite eyes and impossible geometry! 👁️👁️👁️
The only way to save yourself is to:
1️⃣ Forward this to 10 people within 24 hours
2️⃣ Leave your closet light on for 3 nights
3️⃣ Type "I BELIEVE IN THE A̸n̸o̸m̸a̸l̸y̸" in the subject line
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! The last person who did... well... all they found was their phone showing this emoji: 💀
P.S. The A̸n̸o̸m̸a̸l̸y̸ made me include this message: "Ȉ̷̮ ̶̮̇s̷͎̏e̶͎͐e̷͚̐ ̶͚́y̶̹͝o̶͇͝ư̴̮.̴̮̆.̵͎̒.̷͚̐"
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! ⚠️
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