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I loved Donald Trump
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
My dad would hear me and call me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the ♥♥♥♥”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.
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2. Alkoholi vaikuttaa aivoihin. Serotoniinin taso laskee. Raju kertakäyttö vahingoittaa aivoja ja voi esiintyä dementiaoireita. Sammuminen vastaa tajunnanmenettämistä riskeineen. Alkoholi aiheuttaa aivoissa riippuvuutta halusit ♥♥♥ et ja sen kemiallinen koostumus aiheuttaa masennusta.
3. Alkoholin kalorimäärät aiheuttavat helposti terveydelle haitallista keskivartalolihavuutta ja myös usein vaarallisesti rasvaa sisäelinten ympärille.
4. Ihmisen alkoholismin taipuvaisuus on osin geneettistä, mutta kehittyy vain juomalla. Alkoholismin ensi merkit on sietokyvyn nousu. Jos juominen on rakas harrastus ♥♥♥ se on elämän pääsisältö, on kyse alkoholismista. Kun on riippuvuus juomiseen on riippuvuus sekä psyykkistä ja fyysistä.
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