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Gabriel Martinelli

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0/10 worst game I've ever had the displeasure of playing. I've had the temptation to throw that game in the garbage the second the start screen showed up. But through a display of great tenacity, the likes of which have rarely been seen in history, I resisted. The whole way playing through the game, I was disgusted, revolted by the sheer amount of repugnant garbage in this game. Yet I persevered, because this review had to be finished. This game took days to finish, because I could only bear the excessive amount of sheer, unadulterated garbage for so long. Whenever I got tired of this stupid, rubbish game, I'd put it in a radiation cabinet. It was so garbage it needed to be stored in a special container so that it couldn't contaminate my other possessions. Eventually, it got to my head just how rubbish the game was, I started to cry while playing it because the mental fortitude one must possess to get through this game is not the kind I possess. Once the suffering was over, I immediately put on latex gloves and a welding helmet, because this game should never be seen or touched by anyone. I put the game in a garbage bag, dug a hole in the ground and threw the game down, never to be seen again. I beg of the developers of this game to please, PLEASE make better games in the future because no human being should ever be made to sit through this game.