Recent reviews by mr.jordan

Dressed up as colourful soldiers with my friends and hijacked a ''banter bus''. I then also had a campfire spawned inside of me by some odd fellow and died numerous times as I edged ever closer to the heavenly shores where I could be burned no more...At last...gratification.

My pal 'Quietdouble' squandered my hard earned cash and spent thousands on a pink fluffy bunny and numerous lawn flamingos...great game. Everyone I play with also manages to allocate 90% of our earnings to bigger back-packs for their dirty ground jewels. Although I am not one to speak on such irresponsibility, as I myself have a rather strange fascination with purchasing many fruit trees for our village. I don't tell my friends, I just hope they don't notice the lost coin.

A comedy of errors. Every hour spent on this game is a psychological fiasco. You will develop numerous bothersome relationships with each and every player hailing from the Russian Federation. So, good luck.

Also: do not purchase in game items for the love of God