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Recent reviews by Clocky

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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
I understand why this game has a low player count, it was never popular and there's a reason for that, I'm glad this pile of dog alien feces is under the radar - it's brainless, boring, shooting with awful visibility and the whole game feels clunky. Play the actual good titles such as Battlefield 4 & 1.
Posted 1 December, 2024. Last edited 1 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
This game is truly brilliant in every aspect. From its storytelling and characters to its music and atmosphere, everything about it is exceptionally unique and one-of-a-kind. Throughout the entire playthrough, the game manages to evoke a sense of unease and confusion. I highly recommend this game to anyone who enjoys unconventional and eerie experiences.

The only downside is that it's short, I NEED MOOOOORE!!!
Posted 16 April, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Genuinely a great game but It's been ruined by trash updates, trash balancing and updates that bring the death of an artstyle. Not only that but It's horribly optimized for most people, not me but my friends who have a decent-to-good PC can't run it at all or have major issues. Shame, this used to be good at launch now it sucks completely, I do not recommend this unless you wanna torture yourself with trying to figure out how to fix headache-inducing bugs.
Posted 2 February, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
A life changer, I love & recommend this to everyone!
Posted 27 January, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A deranged lunatic's dream full of fantasies and kinks is what this game is, great stuff, would not play again.
Posted 16 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
A somewhat family-friendly experience, it gets a bit dark and violent but for the most part it's all rainbows & sunshine, great game I recommend this to everyone.
Posted 11 July, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
This is awesome, one of the prettiest source games ever with cool story and visuals but this isn't for everyone. This game is slow and is only made to relax and walk around, so this might not be your cup of tea at all, don't try if your attention span is ruined by TikTok or other forms of social media, this isn't for kids.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Almost EVERYTHING about this game is perfect except some backtracking and questionable map layout, It's a must play and the best part is that this game will actually leave you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, make sure to grab some diapers.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
League of Legends if it was good and required actual skill, though it does make your blood boil as well.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
This isn't something you really wanna play, but it is still worth $0.99 for 1k achievements you can unlock and display on your profile, so I guess it's a YES from me.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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