Останні рецензії користувача [AU] GRIZZLY

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Game is awesome makes me wanna eat him. Looks so yummy

I remember vividly the first time I ever got Resident Evil 4. It was a midsummer day when I was 13. At that time i had finished laser tag and was stuffing a bunch of warheads with my friend. When my mom drove me home I anxiously gazed at the mailbox, waiting for my copy of Resident Evil 4. I opened up the box expecting no copy of the game or just a lousy famiy letter that reminded me of that wedding I dreaded to attend. But oh ♥♥♥♥ I was wrong. There sat the face of Leon S Kennedy, with his emo haircut and the chainsaw guy in the background. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This was thr first time I was allowed to play a violent video game. I ran right out of the car about to scream in excitment but I had the candy in my mouth. I choked and had to have my mother pound my back untill the 5 warheads were shot out of my mouth. I barely had any oxygen and if my mom didnt come i might have died, but I was so happy. Afterwards I took that disk and shoved it into my gamecube. I got into the farm and my head was chain-sawed off. My mom saw it and freaked out. She was wondering wether she should let me play those games. But she saw how happy I was and just said to herself: "that boy will someday realize how stupid video games are". Hell no! I stopped at the castle when my dad pulled me out of the game and my friend got scared of the game.
2 years later and i see Resident Evil 4 on steam and i was eating a sandwich, I choked again but this time while I was choking I put my credit card information on it and bought it. Then my dad came and turned me upside down and punched me really hard on the back and i regurgitated my sanwich parts. When I played the game I was nearly crying from all the nostgia. All the wonderfull memories it gave me from the year of 2012.
10/10 ☆☆☆☆☆ that game was worth the choking.

Thisnis the worst call of duty ever. It is an embarrasment not only to the creators but to the players as well. First off the maps are way too big and there all the same: destroyed urban maps. And the engine is bloaty. And extinction is just plain stupid

Best game ever. In fact, it's my favorite. How could one not like this? Well unless your to afraid of magic.
Game seems to lean on swords and sheilds too much though. Maybe its because I'm a Nord. I don't know. Its awesome. If I really wanted to go into depth about how awesome it is, I'll have to write a novel.