Recent reviews by Big Banana

Ya da da-da da-da. It is good day to be not dead! POW! You are dead! I am dead! Hehehehe. Bom-bom bom ba bom-bom bom. Aw schucks. Ah! The Heavy is dead! Yes. I am dead! Why is the Heavy dead? I don't know. I think it was-- Shhh! You are dead! Okay. What's up you wankers? Who's up for a--ahh! What the bloody hell happened! The Heavy is dead. The Heavy is dead? Correct! So, did you see the murderer? No, sorry mate. I will find him, I will capture him. And no one will ever die again! Ah well, that's nice. Damn proud there. Atteeeeeeention! The Heavy is dead! We know! Who killed him? We don't know! I will find clues! *Sniffing* What's that? A weapon? That is why the Heavy is dead! The Heavy is dead? YES, HE DIED! AHHH. INCOMING. RAUS RAUS. MOVE NOW. *Kiss* Huh, ha ha! *Explodes* In my medical opinion the Heavy is dead! Doc! What happened? My professional opinion? The Heavy was killed! Oh God. I don't think it's anything to worry about. Well, now what? Clippity clop mother. Augh, come on. BOOM! The Heavy's dead, what do you think of that? Ah.. Yes yes Scout. Ah. GO HOME. Ah come on, pffft. Frickin unbelievable, no seriously you guys suck. Okay, let's get back to the point. I think Heavy is dead. THE HEAVY IS DEAD? Ahh, Scout I can heal you! Ooo, seriously! WHO KILLED HEAVY? It was me! Ooo! YES! I did it like this! Whoopdie doo! That's a joke lads. *Laughing* It was yo-HIM. AHH, how did you know? I didn't, that was a joke too. I'm dead. That's right, it was me! But WHYYYYYY. Because you're fat boy, and another thing, you're. ugly. Engineer Stop! A whole lot of ugly, ugly. You're dumb as a box of rocks. Engineer, you are so mean! I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine. Is not funny! ENGINEER! Ahhh damn it Heavy! ♥♥♥♥ off! You are dead! No you, pow! Ha ha! You are dead! Not big surprise! Well, that was idiotic, off to hang myself! Watch and learn! I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

I don't know where to begin and Truly this game changed my life and Before I was hooked on meth and my life was spiraling and Thanks to Pajama Sam I will never be afraid of the dark again and I got clean as a result and Pajama Sam helped me to save my family and get out of a really dark place in my life and Pajama Sam inspired me to go to church and there I continued to heal as I found God and But even God cannot compare to Pajama Sam and I also continued to grow and now I am the regional manager at a Marbolo Red's factory

Pajama Sam saved my life like Christ never did

You offer to the shrine, and gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, and gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, and gain nothing.

You offer to the shrine and are rewarded! With nothing.

Go play Dark Souls 3