Recent reviews by Anti-G.E.W.P. Dr.Tophat

Recently, I have been struggling to crawl out of bed. Ignoring the daily morning throbbing of my genitals, I find myself staring at my ceiling, wondering if I will ever live up to any of the dreams I wish to pursue. I convince myself that my life really isn't going anywhere special. I guess it's my own fault I lack the energy to give it my all in school, only doing the bare minimum to get good grades. Why should I even get out of bed. it's not like I will do anything when I climb out of the heavy chambers that are my sheets, it will just lead to another wasted day to get my life together. At this moment, my erection finally goes down in a sad and depressing way, getting cast back into the depths of the hairs in my pubic region. I get this feeling in my chest and it makes my eyes form tears. I close my eyes, preparing to never wake up again . . . but then I remember that . . . someone is waiting for me. I toss my blanket off my body and stand up. I stand to quickly and begin to feel lightheaded-feels like haven't gotten up in ages, but I manage it and reach for my desk chair. I sit down and connect my eyes to my monitor screen. Navigating through my Steam Library, I find exactly what I am looking for-the sole reason I used what was left of my soul to crawl out of bed . . . Fap Queen 2 . . . I open it and see what I believe to be my destiny. The stars aligned just for me to be right where I was. That exact position, that exact time, everything around me led to this moment. There it was, Mora's fat booty. Yeah ♥♥♥♥♥ . . . shake that ass . . . my erection is back and I am in bliss.

This is honestly a game that entertained me for a while, and I'm still playing it due to the fact that there's still so much to do. One thing that I don't like, though, was that pirates can absouletly blast you if you don't have a good enough craft, which costs a lot :/

This is, in my personal opinion, one of the best games ever, probably in one of the top 10 out of 100. I seriously enjoy going around worlds in games like this, as you can explore what it's like on each side. The Combines' side, The Citizens, and The Resistance. It's a great continuation of the serious, and since Valve only makes Half Life games revolutionary, it makes me wonder what the fabled Half Life 3 will be.

This game is like the best game ever when you finally beat the levels, but when you lose, it feels like you're The Hulk