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im gonna be in the guiness book of world records 2024

I don't know what I expected from this game. It wasn't that, though.

10/10

whats up guys, kenau reeve here. today im reveiwing minecraft 2. This is the long awaited sequel to the hit game minecraft 1

the game is not good. no block break and kill bad man go brr brr yum ha ha. also jesse is a super cuck and gets cucked by an enderman called jerma h. jerus.

anyway, great game cool stuff turn up :shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

10 / 10 - actually a 4 /10 ... (unless? *among music plays xdddd*)

idfk why i can review this. i've never owned it but i guess its cool idk?

EDIT: I REMEMBERED. THERE WAS A FREE WEEKEND SOME TIME AGO. THATS WHY I CAN BLOODY PLAY IT. the mystery has been solved.

EDIT 2: sorry. where i wrote: "THATS WHY I CAN BLOODY PLAY IT", i meant to say "THATS WHY I CAN BLOODY REVIEW IT". im not able to play it as it was a free weekend and weekends only have 2 days (those 2 days occureed many moions ago)

EDIT 3: I BOUGHT THE GAME AND IT'S BLOODY FANTASTIC. 10/10

Genuinely the greatest JRPG I've ever played. Love the Studio Ghibli aesthetics. Game also has a pretty cool turn based combat system.

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edit:
For the developer. Here's some feedback:
Firstly, the game needs some optimisation work. I don't have the greatest computer around but it should certainly be able to run the game better.

There were also a lot of issues with vehicles. I think I was only able to actually drive one (a tractor) but all the others would freak out and start bouncing around the moment I tried to enter them. There was also an instance were I was teleported a bit away after entering one.

Some other issues I had:
- The default volume is way too loud (and if I remember correctly, there wasn't a way to change the volume once you are in a match)
- The 3D audio seemed to have a really long fall off range, so vehicles that were really far away sounded as though they were right next to me

"Shape Of The Toilet Rim" is the #latest and #best game from Paul "RedWire" White. It makes use of a mechanic called "movement" which allows the player to "move" around a specified area. It also allows for a small jump (#gravity included). The soundtrack is definitely one of the #best out there. Paul really goes hard on the piano (#noMercyStyle). The whole experience is very visually appealing, making small but effective use of realtime raytracing technology to give the toilet rims a nice reflective look.

10 / 10 - i still don't know what the shape of a toilet rim is smh

This game is comically good. You can go from snapping each others necks, to dancing at mid on 2fort and then back to senseless murder.

Easily my favourite multiplayer shooter of all time. If you (somehow) haven't played this masterpiece already, you should consider changing that immediately.

10/10 - Flawless

seen all the angry gamers. idk what its about. havent played in years. but i guess bad? so if the neck beard andy's on reddit are saying its bad, it must be bad then, right? RIGHT? idfk.

heres a fun fact:
"A group of porcupines is called a prickle. How fitting. The animal is also known as a 'quill pig' in Latin, which is kind of cute."

thank you for listing to my talk, ted

"Fungiman" (stylised as "Fϋngiman") is the latest addition to the Fungus line of products from svinoman Pty Ltd.

Just like its ancestors, Fungiman never fails to deliver on the high quality gameplay, humour, sound and visuals. Each tree has been placed with purpose. Each rock, personally named by one of the employees at svinoman. It's this attention to detail that takes Fungiman above its competitors. I wouldn't say it reached Bubsy 3D levels of quality (but come on; there can only be one Jesus).

As for the specifics of the game, you play as Carl Middleton, a blue collar worker from New Jersey. Fed up with his life, he ventures into the bustling metropolis that is the Amazon rain forest. Unfortunately, Carl forgot his Scooby snacks, so he seeks out a new sugary treat; the humble, pink frosted donut. However, he is not alone. A fungus based lifeform also wants these donuts and is not afraid to politely jump scare you.

Now, as Carl, you must don you trusty flashlight and venture through the Amazon, collecting the donuts whilst evading the seductive shroom. The more donuts he gets, the more seductive he becomes.

Be afraid. Stay cautious. And don't eat the donuts before dinner.

10 / 10 - A good laugh.

a colleague of mine got very angry while playing this