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What do you get when you mix Pong with Paint? A pretty awful game!

Random music plays while you endure the most annoying control scheme for a pong game and the graphics are not intentionally bad, they are just bad. The 'boss' fight are just endurance matches against a very slim chance to get your ball to pass the boss. There is really nothing to this version of Pong that makes it worth any kind of money.

Pay to win mobile game ported to PC -> Grinding overload. Avoid.

The game is in early access and it shows. After numerous hasty updates you have a lot of half worked out ideas and nothing really of an interesting game. There are loads of achievements that you can easily gain, but some are bound to a awfully broken RNG system. As of now there's just nothing new or interesting here that would you have spending money on a type of game that usually comes for free.

Interesting action tower defense game.

The presentation of the game is really good. The graphics and sound effects are excellent. There's also some pretty decent voice acting.

The game play is quite satisfying. You fly a small ship that you can upgrade after each mission and you have to defend a bigger ship. For that you can build towers on selected spots on the map to help you with the task. There are also objects on most maps that you can use to your advantage, but they take a few moments to activate. This mix of shooting with your own ship, building towers and using the enviroment to keep your 'base' safe is well made.

If you like both shoot 'em ups and tower defense games this is a game you should definitely get. If you like one of the two you might want to wait for a sale.

Advanture! Action! Platformer! Yep and all wonderfully tied together by a rogue-lite!

See your progress get halted by RNG and raiding hordes! You have to gather materials (oh yes, it has crafting too!) to built defenses against thiefs that steal your materials... Well, you could actually also build upgrades for your character, but you have to find the blue prints first. So cross your fingers and pray that the RNG gods are with you or else...

Sorry, I really like the platforming and presentation, but the game play is horrible. The randomly generated rooms just feel boring and you have to grind a lot to even get the most basic upgrades. I could even forgive the game that if it weren't for the added insult of having your resources stolen. It's like running up a steep long hill while somebody puts extra weight on your shoulders. Hey, but you have a nice view!

If you like randomly generated platformer rooms and gathering a lot of materials this game is pretty decent, but if you are looking for a platformer with some upgrade mechanisms I'd recommend that you stay away.

Well, you can't say the game is broken if there isn't any game...

You step into the water and there's a shark. But the shark doesn't attack. In fact you can't even swim. You wait until your air bar runs out, but you don't die. You walk to the other side of the island, see another island and while 'swimming' towards said island you fall through the world. There's also no collision detection and of course the achievements don't work.

The developer's name is 'Elusive Team'... I see what they did there.

While the style of the game is pretty decent, the rest is pretty bad. First of all the music is horrible. There's music that gets on your nerves quickly and then there's the soundtrack to this game. It's atonal and the rhythm doesn't match the 'melody' at all. To top it all off the controls are atrocious. You only have keyboard controls that aren't rebindable and the attack button is F while you move around with WASD.

There's an okay idea in the game somewhere, but the execution is very bad.

The brown simulator. You start off in a cave and then you run around collecting pages of a notebook that somebody wrote and arrows, but it seems you have no bow. It doesn't matter anyway as there are no enemies. You run a bit more and arrive at a door and apparently you have to find a key in the sea of brown. That's when I stopped playing. Somebody had an idea and used the Unreal engine to make it, but it didn't turn out well. After ten minutes there has to be some other game play than just straining your eyes to make out brown chests on brown floor.

I give this game a "You buy banana" out of 10.

A tiny bit more serious: No controller support, very basic presentation (with Russian pop-folk music) and bad level design (leap of faith galore). Just nothing for me to recommend here. Not even for a dollar.