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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 9:39am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 1:58pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 4:02am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 11:35am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 5:34am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 8:46am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:48am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:40am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 7:17am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:51am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 9:39am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 5:56am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:48am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 7:19am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 6:39am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 5:20am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:13am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:18am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:42am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:40am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 7:01am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:16am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 6:06am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 5:48am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 7:21am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:00pm