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44.8 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
A pitiful wallet with a pitiful dollar, in exchange for a game fit for a god! You've gotten the better of this bargain, mortal!
Posted 4 May.
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65.2 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Looks like war. Feels like war. Smells like war. Tastes like war.

Very grindy though
Posted 10 February.
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141.0 hrs on record (68.4 hrs at review time)
Got called a slur by a 5 year old, 10/10
Posted 26 December, 2024.
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13.3 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
I want to get off Mr. Bone's wild ride
Posted 3 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
30.6 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
My memories will be part of the sky.
Posted 27 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Lightswitch
Posted 23 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
189.7 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Does this game have a clearly derived gameplay style? Art style? Does it completely reinvent the wheel in the best possible way? Nope, not at all.

Neither does a fat, juicy bacon cheeseburger and a pint of beer.

Both the game and the meal may not be the most "original" thing you've ever had, but I'll be damned if they both don't take a lot of what you love and mash them together in one hell of a package. Palworld activates neurons and the creators treat the playerbase right, and while that might not seem like ALL that, I guess it's more of an indictment of the industry at large that something that really doesn't seem like it SHOULD be one of the best games of the year, IS one of the best games of the year simply because the developers give the players what they want and don't treat the players like children and/or money cows.

It doesn't have to try and be the next cutting-edge, complex, ground-breaking thing in order to make its customers happy. It just has to be a damn good "cheeseburger" - and it has that in spades.
Posted 21 January, 2024. Last edited 24 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
33.3 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
I hate this game. 10/10
Posted 15 January, 2024.
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59.7 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Oh lawd he comin'
Posted 10 January, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I can't even start the game because it says I have a "driver problem" when I updated my drivers to the latest version right before starting lmfao. Broke game is broke.
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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