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75.5 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
I have been waiting for this game since I was in high school.

Now i'm starting to go bald, but luckily, I can finally play this game.
Posted 28 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
89.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
STZW8F - enter my referral code after you launch for free stuff :)
Posted 20 August, 2021.
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61.2 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Love it!!! It's basically Pokémon but with all the MMO features that Pokémon is missing, including quests (side quests and main quests).

I have only captured 10-15 different Tems, but each of them feels very different to the last one. Each Tem has kind of like its own identity, similar to Pokémon, so some are more 'tanky' than others or have more support abilities than high damage ones.

Instead of pokeballs, the game uses Temcards. Instead of 1v1, you fight 2v2 (sometimes you are 2v1 in the wild, or some Tem trainer fights are 1v1).

IV's and EV's are present in TemTem also for those who are more hardcore Pokémon players, only they are now known as 'EV's and 'SV's, which allow you to increase your Tem's stats. There are 7 different stats, you can earn a total of 1000 TV's, and can assign a maximum of 500 into 1 stat. You choose the stats you want to increase and either beat wild TemTem to improve the stats or eat special fruit to boost it immediately.

SV's can only be increased by using certain items, however, instead of having to choose stats you want like TV, you can put the maximum of 50 SV into all 7 of your stats providing you are able to get the items to do so.

Also, you need to forget everything you know about Pokémon. Aside from some of the more obvious ones, like Water beating Fire, there are new types and some of the existing type matchups do not correlate with Pokémon's type matchup, so best to take a blank canvas going forward and forget you know nothing else, like me, you will be very confused.

Posted 28 January, 2020.
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1,096.6 hrs on record (1,049.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Wow, what a game. This game has changed my life in ways I can't and won't describe. I first played this game at the tender age of 7. My mother had gathered enough money to buy me a computer for Christmas and the first thing I did when I plugged it in was download this game. As soon as I join the game, there was a player named "TR_LiL.Chris88" who had called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and killed me over and over. I left that game to join another game, but TR_LiL.Chris88 followed. Anywhere I went, TR_LiL.Chris88 followed. I shut off my computer and cried myself to sleep, at least I would escape TR_LiL.Chris88. I was wrong. I had night terrors about TR_LiL.Chris88. I woke up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat. I didn't go back to sleep, I couldn't. I immediately went to the computer and practiced to be the best Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player the earth has seen. I stayed up the remainder of the night and the entire day. Around 8 o'clock. TR_LiL.Chris88 had joined my game. He started off the game with "Hey! ♥♥♥♥♥♥! How's life as a faggo-" I shot him in the jugular. "Wow the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ got a kill." TR_LiL.Chris88 shot me down, but I wouldn't go down without a fight. We engaged in a bloody fight, with ruthless name-calling. The game was almost over when TR_LiL.Chris88 sliding 360° headshot me. I lost. "Hahaha, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost." I was humiliated, all my practice was for nothing. Li'l Chris left the game. I went to rest after my intense session of gaming when I saw him. Li'l Chris was in my room, calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to punch him in the face when I woke up. The echoes of TR_LiL.Chris88 calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ remained in my mind. All day, everyday, all day, everyday. I had enough. I tracked down TR_LiL.Chris88's IP address and found it. I threatened him over steam saying I will dox him. He blocked me. 11 years passed and I'm almost done with High School. I don't have any friends, the teachers don't even like me. I can still hear TR_LiL.Chris88 calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I wasn't going to end my high school career off like a loser. I gathered up the guts to ask out the hottest girl in school to prom. She called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and soon her whole friends started calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I was humiliated. My life was ruined by TR_LiL.Chris88 and he got away fine. I wasn't going to let that happen. I went to my drawer where I kept screenshots of mine and TR_LiL.Chris88's conversation, where I sent him his IP address. I stole my dads keys and took off. He lived on the edge of Florida. I started from San Diego so It was a long drive, but I didn't stop myself. If I had to pee, I went in my pants. Soon enough, I was at his doorsteps. I rang the bell and an old woman answered. "Is Chris here?" I questioned. She asked me who I was and I said I was an old friend from High School. She saw the craziness in my eyes and shut me down and closed the door. I knew Chris was near. I went around the side and opened a window and went in. I saw family photos of this woman, wondering if this was TR_LiL.Chris88. I examined it closer when a man in his mid 50's with a gun told me to get on the ground. It was the man from the photo. I quickly said "Where's Chris?" and he told me to ♥♥♥♥ myself. I pushed him to the ground as (presumably) his wife screamed. I pulled out my knife and yelled "Where's Chris?" He told his wife to call the cops, so I took the mans gun and pointed it at her. The man kicked me off him and took back the gun. I stabbed his gut with the knife. I ran up the stairs to his wife and yelled "Where's Chris?" She gave me all the information I needed, but all she wanted in return was her life. I wasn't going to leave any witnesses behind, so I ended her life. I took the gun and walked out the house with blood all over me. I walked out the house and drew up a scene. Chris wasn't far away from this house. I was a block away when I heard police sirens. I was at his house, but the cops wouldn't allow me to get out of the car, so I ran it thorugh TR_LiL.Chris88's driveway. The cops were stunned so I ran into the house with the gun in hands. I saw two little girls run calling for their dad. I saw a man run down the stairs with his wife behind me. "TR_LiL.Chris88?" "Mariokidfan83?" (My original steam name). I shot him in the bladder. His family ran up the stairs in fear. TR_LiL.Chris88 tried to escape but I kicked him down. I went to t-bag him when the cops pulled through the door. I shot them with no hesitation. I then heard police helicopters above the ceiling. I brought TR_LiL.Chris88 up the stairs and told him to bring me to the roof. He showed me the ladder as a SWAT team breached through. I shot the grenade on one of their belts, killing all of them. I climbed up the ladder and shot down the helicopter driver. The helicopter somehow landed on the side of the roof, so I put TR_LiL.Chris88 into the helicopter and took off. I headed off to the ocean when I began to get shot at. The chopper was smoking as TR_LiL.Chris88 was crying for his wife. The chopper gave out as we spiraled down to the ocean. This was it. I jumped out bringing TR_LiL.Chris88 along with me and I blacked out. I woke up on some island. With TR_LiL.Chris88. I write this message to you on a coconut. It's a pretty good game.
Posted 28 January, 2020. Last edited 29 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
29.7 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
Very good game, not pay to win at all, and the content you can buy is cheaper than chips. They will be adding more cars very soon.
Posted 28 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Good game, updates are a little slow, but they do keep coming.
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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481.7 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Killed 14 year old for Chicken

11/10
Posted 2 November, 2014.
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325.6 hrs on record (206.2 hrs at review time)
The buildings looked old, the town was crappy, and there was all kinds of madness going on. Lot's of barrels, doors, people literally screaming all over the place.

I couldn't take it anymore. I had only just got here and people were already swarming me, throwing all kinds of objects at me.

I got a gun, started randomly firing at some 12 year olds. They didn't stand a chance. I think I got about 4 or 5 before I needed to reload so I backed out of there really fast.

Then I went home to play some Garry's Mod.
Posted 2 November, 2014. Last edited 28 January, 2020.
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