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Recent reviews by Nate Streinescu

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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
59.6 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
CHECK ALL COMMUNICATION AND LOGIC AT THE FRONT DOOR RELATIVE TO THE FIRST TWO INSTALLMENTS OF THE SERIES. Instead, get drunk while performing alchemy, and be prepared to vocally mimic specific attributes of a grandfather cuckoo clock. Also be prepared to choose suicide, or murder...
Posted 13 April, 2024. Last edited 26 April, 2024.
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46 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring a Katana.
Posted 8 April, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
The moust thrillingly terrifying experience I have ever had sh!tting myself in a theatre
Posted 1 April, 2024. Last edited 30 April, 2024.
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91 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
10,070.4 hrs on record (5,050.8 hrs at review time)
REACH:
From the Beginning, You Knouw the End.

COMBAT EVOLVED:
I Think We're Just Getting Started.

2:
I Need a Weapon.

ODST:
Prepare to Drop. Feet-First into Hell.

3:
Finish the Fight.

4:
Wake Up, Chief...
Posted 27 March, 2024. Last edited 1 April, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
627.2 hrs on record (276.9 hrs at review time)
YOU CAN OPEN UP TO ME
Posted 2 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
160.9 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Swing on the Spiral.
Spiral out.
Keep going.

Be positively inebriated with life, be true to yourself, spiral out, keep going, keep growing.
- Alex Grey
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
314.4 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
I houpe you don't fokk like you type.

HACK THE PLANET
Posted 14 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
404.7 hrs on record (275.6 hrs at review time)
Everyone in this game is already dead.

Arguably the moust aesthetically beautiful game developed. Despite this, the storyline leads you along, until it gets very, very psychologically dark.
Posted 12 September, 2023. Last edited 16 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.0 hrs on record
Losing? Just quit.

Fokking leavers; believe in the Heart of the Cards.
Posted 15 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
73.6 hrs on record (65.4 hrs at review time)
O, Lord-

There ain't no Heaven.
Posted 21 April, 2022.
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