gay new yorker be like. ay im suckin ova here!

im licking up my monitor rn

im looking at you

Alright, listen up. The time has come. No more beating around the bush (pun fully intended). You need to grab that strap, put it on, and deliver like the absolute legend you are. This is your moment—our moment. No hesitation, no second-guessing, just pure confidence and commitment.

So strap up, step in, and let’s make some magic happen. The strap is calling, and it’s got your name on it. Don’t keep anyone waiting.

You.
The strap.
Let’s go.

strokes your weenar

actual peak profile,, 5 stars love this guy

random +rep on your profile from some rando

kitty paradise

+rep ahgsduwyqjrfiuewogikvfaskjyhurgwfduy3weikgvujfan

very obvious cheater, tries to mask it and hide it but no avail, terrible at it.

awesome in every way

oh my god dude that was one of the funniest TF2 lobbies I have ever been in +rep

Guys c'mon take the casual match seriously I'm such a cool gamer and you're dragging me down :(((

also, was fun playing with you!

loser deteteced below

you are horrible at tf2, seek help and stay off my profile

smack a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brick on them or something

Konnichiwhatsup, dudes and dudettes! 🌊🏄‍♂️

I'm just a laid-back wave rider here to vibe with the flow and keep things totally tubular. But hold up, my dudes—real talk incoming. You ever heard of Bomb Rush Cyberfunk? Yeah, it might seem like just a funky fresh game where you skate, spray, and vibe to sick beats. But don’t let those stylish tricks fool you—it’s straight-up dangerous for kids.

Picture this: you’re cruising the digital streets, feeling invincible, pulling off gnarly combos. Next thing you know, little Johnny’s out there tagging the neighbor’s fence IRL, thinking he’s the next street art legend. It’s a slippery slope, bro—one minute it’s “virtual cool,” the next it’s “detention at school.” Keep it real, not reckless my dudes 🤙✨

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hi, accept pls

THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIRD THAT I HATE

i am: petudal udiuchen

This bowl goes out to the loml

can i come to kitty city

i'll be waiting for you

i'd love to have you but you're in another castle

L + Heathen + No Holy Scripture + Sinful + No Holy Grail + Unrighteous + Not Pure Of Heart + Wicked + Sodomite

whats the number for 911

POV: you have no aim

jkjk

Are you guys going trick or treating?

petudal udiuchen

how do i play medic

meow =^w^=

heey, added ;3

:3

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+rep farted really stinky

+rep survived

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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⚡⚡ future ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 my favorite 🌟🌟
💫💫 rapper💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+R 🔥🔥🔥


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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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+rep gerbil

good duel

heyyyyyy added.

-rep is not femboy material

zaza runts they got zaza runts

I've been saying this

"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2?' And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros."