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377.7 hrs on record (331.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Don't look at the screenshots for advice, 95% of them include assets that no longer exist.
Posted 11 September, 2018. Last edited 27 November, 2019.
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0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Piggy Poggy Pog (PPP) is a work of pure genius. No other game I've played this year offers the sheer amount of fresh and interesting content as well as the massive customizability that this game has.. It also offers fast paced, unique gameplay which as I'm sure you've seen from the trailer, always results in hilarity.

While the game is riveting it does have a few new features that some would consider annoying, but I would consider revolutionary:
•The game has no music, instead asking you to choose your own- I chose “The Kids” by Lou Reed which allowed me to create a backstory for this mysterious pig.
•Once you die you can still move for a short period; this might seem silly to some but I embraced it and the joy I found in it made me wonder why this wasn’t a feature in more games
•It is very challenging; it’s a one hit kill on any part of your hit box which may seem extreme but actually made me wonder why this wasn't a feature in all of my games.

I wouldn't recommend this game for the sole reason that every other game in my steam library is now terrible and uninteresting. Can't wait for Piggy Poggy Pog 2: Farmer's return
Posted 3 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.1 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
The soundtrack, the fast gameplay, the violence, the ideology.

Hotline Miami is a masterpiece of '80s ideas, themes and designs culminating into an incredibly fast game of points, planning and ultra violence.

I've played through it several times and the sheer complexity of the levels never fails to dazzle me.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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30.5 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
It's fun, has good gameplay and it's not too long (took me about 30 hours to 100%, 15 of those were probably campaign)
Posted 2 November, 2017.
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0.0 hrs on record
All I can really say is that it's brilliant and a bargain and $25.00 especially considering that it's about 50 hours worth of content. I could go as far to say that this is an essential part of the experience and should be bought with the full game
Posted 20 August, 2017.
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0.0 hrs on record
Couldn't play the game without this
Posted 20 August, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
I recieved this for free and while I find it enjoyable it is not a game that I would buy simply beacause of it's replayability and originality. The game reminds me alot of a flash game I played alot a few years ago called Cubefield http://www.cubefield.org.uk/, and while this game is superior it isn't that different. Cubefield only gives you two decisions, right and left and while Race the Sun has the occasional jump along with a more detailed map, you still end up doing about the same thing.

So, I could put this as a "Buy it on Sale" thing, but if this is on a Summer sale, then so should these ten dollar or less games you could buy like any of Vlambeer's titles, Hotline Miami or Ratz Instagib 2.0 just to name a few.
Posted 3 December, 2016. Last edited 17 December, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
73.5 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so good you'll want to play the sequel as soon as you can, once you finish it. So, the devs say, "Sure, but on one condition, you pay twice as much for the second one as you did the first" and you go, "Sure!"
After flying through the second game you are once again left with a feeling of emptiness as you crave more, so you go up to Daddy Devs and ask, "Could I please have the third game" and they say, "Sure, but on one condition, you pay twice as much for the third game as you did the second and then buy the first and second game again and we'll call it dlc".
Posted 13 November, 2016. Last edited 15 November, 2016.
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492.2 hrs on record (58.1 hrs at review time)
Really fun, great to sink your time into casually while games install or intensely to beat those high scores and unlock new bosses and items.

I reccomend the Afterbirth dlc aswell as it brings in loads more worthwhile content.
Posted 4 October, 2016.
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19.2 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Only just got it above 5,000,000 frames persecond, I wouldn't recomend this to anyone with a potato like mine, the experince just wasn't worth it.
Posted 6 September, 2016.
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