Seneste anmeldelser af B.A.M. - Black Acountant Man

Found out you can throw horse poop and kill a man
This is GOTY material

it's a bit though but it's ok i guess.

Not a clue why everyone is having such a blast with this

-played on official server-

started of with a friend , had trouble finding him as the game has no way for you to spawn until you have a base
after figuring out how to make tools from finding twigs & stone we found out u can't just chop trees , no , that would be to easy as you see trees all around you ; the game wants you to run around face down looking for hollowed tree trunks for you to chop down
after being killed 4-5 times by players sittin' up in their tower shootin down at nakeds we finally manage to set up a little base , sadly we couldn't place last ceiling tile as the totem of ownership of this game blocks it for some reason
- Note that building a base is expensive and people will shoot u for ur resources when they know ur buildin-
some 15 y/o screaming "don't want to hurt you" starts assaulting me and autherizes himself on the totem so he keeps respawning inside
i kept killing him but the game has this fun thing where u keep ur tools , meaning this guy respawned with spear in hand ready to assault me , who's still trying to close the hole
Because i kept killing him i got infame , meaning i DO drop tools , which i eventually did as the kid kept spawning full hp.
The kid steals my hammer and runs off ; after inquiring how to deautherize a person (remove the totem & replace it , because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genuis game design) i noticed my hammer was missing so i went out to find mats to make a new hammer and this 15 y/o (which btw gets a respawn point + acces to all doors in my base because of the awesome totem idea developers had ) runs up to my base and starts deleting entire base no problem using MY hammer ...
this guy runs off , ruining 3 hours of my time

after hunting this guy down and killing him with the horrendious rubberbanding & bad hit detection i finally see that he just threw away all the mats

Boring grindwork with alot of running ; ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pvp ; Stupid building rules ---> Garbage game 1/10