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7.8 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Its a really good game, the physics, customisation, tuning etc. Its all done really well, arguably better than the AAA counterparts.
The only issues I have is the traffic. Its busier than the centre of New Delhi, and the AI WILL swerve to hit you.
Posted 4 September, 2024.
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14.1 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Firstly, take the 100% positive reviews with a grain of salt.

This game, although in early access, is awful. I have completed Gas Station Simulator, have played many other sim style games and this is laughable.

The main thing is that this is not even a Supermarket Simulator at all, in fact, its a stock control simulator. Would make more sense calling it "Warehouse Simulator". The reason I say this is hard to explain, so here is a real situation to help understand:
In Supermarket Simulator, you purchase stock, stock your shelves and a rush of customers come in and buy all these products. Now the big issue here, is that EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER BUYS LIKE THEY ARE DOOMSDAY PREPPING. It takes you 20/30 minutes to buy everything, restock the shelves, throw away the boxes, until you're finally ready to open, and one single customer buys 8 boxes of spaghetti and 6 packs of coffee.

You also can employ staff! Sounds amazing right? The issue here, is that the staff sit on a till, and that is quite literally it. They do absolutely nothing else.

There's no order in the game at all, just buy boxes and put them on the shelves. You can't move individual products, you can't decorate your shop, and there's 2 fridges you can buy and 2 shelves. That's it.

Again, I understand it is in early access, but its getting disgusting that these low effort, unity
asset flip games are gaining as much traction as this one is getting, perhaps with the assistance of purchasing reviews.

Wait a year or so before even thinking about spending £10 on an unity asset flip. This one isn't even done well.
Posted 28 February, 2024. Last edited 2 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
28.4 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Its great to jump in and make a splash with your mates!
Fun dynamic, awesome gaming experience. Was so cool seeing the dolphins but my mate told me to shut up so couldn't enjoy to its full extent.
Posted 17 July, 2022.
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22.4 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
GREAT TURN AROUND!
Posted 14 June, 2022. Last edited 20 March, 2024.
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1.3 hrs on record
its nerts
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
nominated for the 2020 steam awards under the category best soundtrack
Posted 1 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
111.3 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
apex legends
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
208.8 hrs on record (92.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dont be fooled by my playtime, 90% is loading into games.
Posted 30 January, 2017.
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3 people found this review funny
12.8 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Went on a date

Failed

10/10 real life simulator
Posted 2 October, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Even for a game in development, its terrible.
Posted 1 September, 2015.
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